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I teleported home with two half-naked girls. In front of me was Aqua, who was drawing a mysterious magic circle.
"Hey Aqua! What are you doing in someone else's room?!"
"Th-This is a magic circle to ward off Eris! Kazuma! What's going on with those two!?"
The plan to forcefully drive them out failed.
"Yunyun's private parts are completely exposed, and Chris's are completely exposed and all mushy!"
Now, how to make an excuse...
"What's wrong, Aqua?!... No, what's wrong, Chris?! Something amazing has happened to Yunyun too!?"
Darkness has arrived.
"Yunyun? What is it? That girl has done something wrong?!!"
Yes, everyone is gathered here.
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"So? What happened here?"
The meeting is taking place in the living room.
"Is Kazuma safe? Is he?"
"Yeah, I'm not hurt at all."
Aqua's question is easy to answer: she is the perpetrator.
"So? Why did Yunyun end up like that?"
"I had a big fall in the bathroom and hit my head, but Kazuma helped me out."
Isn't that harsh?
"Yunyun fell and caught my clothes, which is why I ended up in this state."
Oh, Chris's support came in. Darkness seemed to have a general idea.
"I see, well, they're both dressed like that... it's not impossible... is it?"
"Why did Kazuma teleport?"
In response to Aqua's question, I made up an excuse to go along with Chris's follow-up.
"I thought they were the remains of the monsters so I went to help them. But then I started seeing things, so I teleported away before everyone saw me."
Okay! I can cover it up!
"Kazuma, is it okay for a moment?"
Megumin comes over to me.
"Hey hey, what's up? Feeling like being pampered?"
"Yes, can I just hold you for a little while?"
What's going on? Are you worried about me because I said they were monster remnants?
"Come on, Megumin."
Squeeze
"Uraaaah!!"
Thud
"Argh!"
Megumin suddenly knees him in the body!
"What's with that smell?! I can smell Yunyun and Chris all over your body!"
"You've plotted, lolita!"
This is bad! What's the best way to escape from this situation?
"Kazuma, you're the worst! If you want me, you should have said so! It's disgusting to enjoy a girl's body in a way that doesn't take any responsibility!"
Huh, Chris? Aren't you quick to decide to cut me off?!
"I'm fine with it if that's what you want, Kazuma! But I don't want it to be this way!"
Oh, as expected of Yunyun, she responded quickly, perhaps due to her high intelligence.
"Hey Kazuma?"
Wow, you all have a keen eye for trash.
"I guess you really can't understand until you've had a painful experience, huh?"
Aqua's tone is pretty serious.
"Wait!"
Yunyun! So it's Yunyun who's going to help me after all?!
"I have been defiled by Kazuma-san! I think there is no other option but to marry Kazuma-san!"
Hey, why did you drop the bomb?
"I need you to work for me, Kazuma, so please wait before hurting me!"
Oh, that's because you're worried about me.
"Just because Kazuma sexually harassed you, do you feel like a wife? That's why you don't have any friends!"
"Megumin said something she shouldn't have said! Kazuma will take good care of you!"
"I don't think I'd have the guts to do something that would get me pregnant anyway! Why don't you just earn money on your own like you always do!"
"Don't emphasize always being alone!"
Thanks to the two Crimson Demons being so noisy, my punishment has been postponed until next time. Since there are no plans for a next time, it looks like I can let this go.
"So? What's going on here?"
"It's late at night and I don't have a room..."
Yunyun is next to me
"Maybe I should keep an eye on Kazuma? He has thief skills, so it's impossible for him to sneak in at night, right?"
Chris is next to me on the other side.
"I've always wanted to do something like this, and you can keep an eye on Kazuma, right?"
Next to Chris is Darkness
"I didn't think my small size would help me."
Megumin is on top of me... it's a bit painful
"Hey! Why am I next to Yunyun?!"
"Aqua has always been next to Kazuma in the stables."
Aqua was late because she had set up a barrier to protect her from Eris, so she was next to Yunyun.
"Hey, is this supposed to be a harem?"
"That's what it looks like!"
Chris is saying something carefree.
"By the way, Aqua, what do you mean by avoiding Eris-sama?"
"If the goddess steps on this magic circle, her underwear will come off."
"It's plain and I don't like it..."
"You'd better drop the pad in front of Kazuma!"
What a nasty senior. That goddess is sleeping next to me, you know? Yeah, I've always wanted to say that.
"Come on, it's time to go to sleep. Kazuma, it affects me when you talk, so please let me go to bed early."
"You won't back down from above me..."
It looks like my slightly offbeat harem life is about to begin. I feel like it would have been fine if my future had continued with just Eris, but she seems to like this party too, so I'll just go with it.
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"Hey, this is an act of God, right?"
When I woke up in the morning, my left hand was inside Chris's shirt and my right hand was between Yunyun's breasts.
"Well, I confirmed that I was asleep too... but how did that happen?"
By the way, it seems that Aqua fell off the bed.
"I want to ask. By the way, Megumin isn't here either, is she?"
"Megu and the others woke up early this morning screaming, 'Kazuma pushed me up!' Did you unconsciously push him away?"
Oh, maybe I was freaked out by my morning period.
"Is this what my daily life will be like from now on?"
"It's probably because Kazuma says everyone won't give up..."
Darkness looks a bit annoyed, but she doesn't look displeased.
"That being said, I think Harem is a good place."
"You're serious?"
"Kazuma, Chris is your number one, right? If it wasn't for the harem, I'd back off."
Darkness cares about her best friend. I'm sure she would have stayed in the party if I'd asked her to, but if she'd be happier being mine, then that's better. As for the Dustiness family... I'll think about it later.
"I don't think I'm the best though."
"You were awake...can I have an excuse for where this arm is?"
"Is it okay? I was warm enough to let you in, so I don't know what Kazuma's excuse means."
"Then I won't!"
Chris is active from the morning
"Hey Chris, who is Kazuma's number one?"
"It's Lady Eris."
Wow... is that what you say?
"Looking at how she treated you the other day, there's no doubt that Eris-sama has good feelings for Kazuma. However, you're still dealing with a goddess, right?"
"Darkness doesn't understand. You called the goddess a girl? Her heart is completely under your control."
"What?! Kazuma is that for real?!"
See, this has become a hassle.
"Well, Lady Eris is cute, she works hard, she doesn't cause any trouble but she does her best for me, she has a gentle manner, she's beautiful, her voice is soothing, she's sweet, she's warm, she smells good, her hair is curly but still smooth, she's dependable, I think she's a good woman, don't you think?"
"...I love you so much!"
Chris is bright red. Easy.
"Hey Kazuma! Is it no good? Am I no good?!!"
"What are you talking about? Your attacks won't hit. You'll go out of control in no time. You'll be swept away by your desires."
"Ugh, I can't argue..."
"But she's willing to sacrifice herself for someone else, and if she has someone to protect behind her back, she won't back down. She's a noble crusader, isn't she? Plus, she's beautiful and has a great figure..."
"Kazmar!"
"Hey, don't hug me! It's hitting me! If you're wearing your loungewear, it's hitting you in all sorts of places!"
"I'm a potential bride too! Make me yours!"
"How many people are playing?"
It's noisy from the morning, but my daily life has returned to something that doesn't seem so bad.