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Chapter 6 - Chapter 6 – Cracks in the Calendar

The PalmPilot booted up with its usual faint beep, screen flickering to life.

I scrolled through my files with a thumb that still didn't quite cover the whole button.

The Stories folder had grown — Little Red, The Clever Monkey, The Boy Who Drew a Cat, and two half-finished originals that still needed polish.

The Songs list was longer too, though most were just lyric fragments, waiting for tunes I couldn't yet play.

The Drawings section… well, that was improving. The stick people were turning into something almost human. Almost.

Still, the PalmPilot wasn't just storage — it was strategy. Every new page, every doodle, was another brick in whatever I was building.

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Business was steady.

Brittle sales were bringing in enough coins to restock sugar without begging the kitchen for scraps. I'd added molasses cookies to the rotation — trickier to bake in secret, but worth it for the smell alone. The rich, dark scent hooked people from two stalls away.

But doing all the baking myself — even with Ryo, Mika, and Tomi — was starting to eat into the time I could spend on other ideas.

That's when I wondered: what if I sold the recipes instead?

I could find someone with an oven, charge for the instructions, and take a cut of every sale. No more stirring pots in a freezing shed until my hands went numb.

The more I thought about it, the more I realized I'd need an adult to make that happen.

And the more I thought about that, the more I realized I could pitch it to the headmistress — with the promise that a percentage of the profits went straight to the orphanage.

One problem: I couldn't read or write.

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So I went with Plan B.

Crayons. Big sheet of scrap paper.

I drew a picture of a cookie. Then a coin. Then a stick figure with my hair holding the coin and smiling. Then a bigger stick figure — her — holding more coins and smiling even wider.

By the time I was done, it looked less like a business proposal and more like a treasure map drawn by a raccoon, but it was the thought that counted.

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That afternoon, I decided to try something different — story testing.

Not the usual fairy tales or folk songs, but something with bounce.

I wanted to see if rhymes could hook strangers faster than plain speech.

My test subject? Gween Ehhgs an' Ham.

I'd been practicing the whole thing in my head for a week, in pure baby-babble.

I climbed onto an empty crate in the market square, cleared my throat, and began:

> "I doo not wike dem, Sam-ah-I-am.

I doo not wike gween ehhgs an' ham!"

Two shopkeepers looked up. One started grinning immediately.

A pair of passing genin slowed their steps.

> "Woud yoo, couwd yoo, in a bwain?

Woud yoo, couwd yoo, in a twain?"

A kid in the crowd doubled over laughing.

An old woman stopped, bought a packet of brittle, and pressed another coin into my hand "just for making the day brighter."

The reading was short, but the results were clear:

Rhymes grabbed attention faster than brittle samples.

Kids were instant fans.

Adults were a coin toss — some amused, some baffled.

Baby voice? Weapon-grade.

I mentally filed it away for later. A street act and candy? That could be a two-pronged business.

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That night, I checked the calendar app.

The note was still there, same bold text:

DON'T OPEN THE WINDOW!!

Only now, there were two exclamation marks at the end.

I didn't know why it made my stomach feel heavy, but it did.

February was ticking down.

March was coming.

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