Elvira blinked at the hand held out – was she supposed to take it? Clap against it? Or run away from it? Why would someone be kind to her for no apparent reason?
The last time people chose kindness with her, she hurt them for not keeping up with their expectations. What did these two expect from her? She had nothing on herself except for a torn dress, a broken stick and a crushed piece of paper.
"W-with you?" Elvira asked, "What do you do?"
Kaeo shrugged and Kairo waved a hand in her face, feigning nonchalance.
"Not to brag or anything…" Kairo started.
"But we're sort of big…" Kaeo continued.
"We're going to conquer the world, you see."
"We are super villains!" Kaeo exclaimed.
"Not really!" Kairo rushed to explain, "Super villains have a territory to rule. We do not have that—"
"--we're working on that." Kaeo interrupted.
"We will be super villains, one day. We're just villains for now, umm—petty villains."
A smile broke onto Elvira's face. She nodded in understanding. They were being kind to her because they were societal rejects as well – probably because their brain wasn't in the right place.
"Linch killing villains?" Elvira asked, amused.
"Oh that? That was for research purposes," Kaeo shrugged, pointing his free hand back at the Linch Cliff.
"What research?" Elvira urged, concluding their lack of normalcy.
"The world conquering kind," Kairo whispered, jade eyes narrowed with conspiracy.
"Are you sure you should be telling me that?" Elvira exhaled, exasperated. She took off her hand from her neck and let go of the stick, quite instinctively.
"Of course, you don't seem harmful." Kaeo said as he stepped forward and patted her back (since she did not take his hand).
Elvira scoffed. "You're awfully trustworthy for being villains." She had read stories; textbook villains did not work like that.
"She called us awful," Kairo whispered and shared a fist-bump with Kaeo.
"Don't worry, if you ever seem threatening, we'll kill you instantly," Kaeo grinned.
So…the reason they chose to be kind was because she had no magic. "Ha…" Elvira scoffed, "How reassuring."
"We look out for our underlings." Kaeo stated, in a business-like tone.
"Not that we have any." Kairo urged to add.
"Doesn't mean we won't have any." Kaeo snapped.
Kairo nodded, "True that."
"Unless, you become our first!" Kaeo proposed.
There was an eager earnestness in his eyes that set Elvira's heart aflutter. Startled by his kindness, Elvira looked away. The tips of her ears were beginning to blush but her stomach beat them to attention. It produced the most strangled cry for food that Elvira had to physically strangle its non-existent throat.
"Oh—I'm sorry," she mumbled, embarrassed.
"Nothing to apologise for, let's go!"
Kairo nodded and with a snap of his fingers a brilliant magic circle appeared underneath the three. It dazzled under the sun, captivating Elvira's attention, and before she knew it, they were standing in the middle of a busy bazar. Her eyes widened at the sudden change and her hands rushed to cover her flaws but with another snap of Kairo's fingers, the three of them were dressed in black overalls with matching black hats and ginger hair.
"Isn't he so useful?" Kaeo grinned, ruffling Kairo's hair.
"He is overtiming with this magic," Elvira scoffed as she looked down to observe her clothes. She had a black turtleneck on which was long enough to cover her neck and thin enough to survive the vengeful afternoon sun. Her legs were clad in loose black pants and comfortable heeled shoes. "Your spells are to die for…" Elvira mumbled, mesmerised by the details.
"Kairo is brilliant. Maybe one of the reasons why he isn't able to ascend to Class SS is because I keep using him like that," Kaeo grinned.
"Yeah, Enhancer Types are usually inherently selfish," Elvira snorted.
"It's okay, Kae will pay me with his life," Kairo grinned back.
Elvira was taken aback by the nonchalance of the promise. "Where are we?" she asked, looking around at the bustling square. Even in the harshest of afternoons, people were buzzing with life. The streets were lined with shops and stalls, while adults and children alike clamoured for new products and bargained for the old.
"D'amar Square," Kairo replied.
"They have the best noodles." Kaeo informed.
"What…what continent are we on?" Elvira asked, frowning at the bright sun and dry wind threatening to suck the non-existent moisture out of her.
"Kalmia, land of the shapeshifters."
Suddenly, the bright grinning faces made sense.
Kaeo led them across the street and inside a small, dimly lit, restaurant. The interior was cold and damp, walls a dark brown in colour and furniture made out of hardwood wood. The spicy scent of well-made noodles held a chokehold on every nook and cranny.
They took a seat in a farther corner, Elvira with her back towards the wall and the brothers facing her.
"Umm…I must confess…" Elvira hesitated as she began, "I don't have money." She whispered.
Kaeo and Kairo leaned in as they whispered in sync, "It's okay, neither do we. But villains don't have to pay. Watch and learn."
Kaeo leaned back and called, "Lizzy, get me three large bowls with extra toppings!"
"They're all Lizard-folk shapeshifters," Kairo explained.
"Wouldn't they be weary of us…? We're different than them." Elvira said, biting on her lower lip with hesitation.
"They won't know. Illusion spells are rare to master and Kairo has perfected them." Kaeo stated, fanning hands around his brother's face.
"Wah…you are all amazing…" Elvira grinned, putting two thumbs up in their faces. She wished she was half as excellent as them…but all she could do was be a freeloader to them. She did not want that. "Is there something I can do? To help?" Elvira asked, leaning over the table.
"Of course, you're our first recruit in the World Domination plan! You'll be working plenty from now on, so eat a lot first," Kaeo said.
Elvira sniffled.
A red haired and thin-yellow-eyed woman placed three bowls of noodles on the table before walking away.
"Hold up now," Kairo said. With his fingers, he drew a line on the table, connecting the three bowls. The line left a faint green glow. In the centre, Kairo drew a circle and started drawing symbols around it. As soon as he was done, the lines glowed a brilliant green before disappearing. "A simple illusion spell, the bowls will appear filled as long as we're here. They don't take money unless we eat," Kairo explained.
"And they ask foreigners to pay at service," Kaeo pointed out.
Sure enough, Elvira saw the waitress counting coins a few tables away while the food bowls were balanced on a tray in her hand, steaming hot.
"Can you not create an illusion of money, instead?" Elvira asked, frowning.
"I can, but it would disappear too quickly. The duration of the spell in codependent to its intensity and the range of the caster." Upon seeing Elvira's stupefied look, Kairo chuckled before elaborating, "For example, I'm here and I create an illusion of a pebble then it will disappear as soon as I am out of range, which for it would be the door of this place. How do you calculate range? It is the density of the created object multiplied by the mass. In simpler terms, big objects have a larger range and duration in comparison to smaller objects."
"Let's just eat," Kaeo said.
"Yeah, you do you," Elvira sniffled and shoved a bite in her mouth—like the starved woman she was. It had been so long since she had eaten…she felt bliss capture her soul as she scarfed down the rich broth with thick noodles, each bite more fulfilling than the last.
"Spells are an intricate art…and science," Kairo sighed, staring at the two hungry souls beside him, "You'll never understand."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't want to," Kaeo mumbled in-between bites.
As soon as they were done eating, the trio got up and left the restaurant, as stealthily as they had arrived.
"So, how long will the illusion last?" Elvira asked.
"For about ten stris," Kairo replied, "We can be out of the Square by then."
"Thank you for the meal…" Elvira said before a burp escaped her mouth, "This was so good…ugh! Ah-ha! Now that we're done with petty villainy, what are we doing next?"
Kairo and Kaeo narrowed their eyes at her, expressing disappointment.
"What?" Elvira asked, eyes widened.
"Is there somewhere you have to go?"
"Oh! That reminds me!" Elvira rummaged her pockets and was surprised to find the piece of paper in them. Again, surprised by the finesse of Kairo's magic, she took out the paper and showed it to them, "Here, do you know where this is? It was taped to my thigh; I found it after I woke up."
"Hmm… Dowdry Lane, never heard of it…"
"FX83551…is it an address or a code?"
"All I know is that the handwriting is similar to my bestfriend's, back home."
"It's alright, once we take over the world, we will have all the resources to find your pretty little lane!" Kaeo exclaimed.
"Wah…you have too many things on your agenda." Elvira scoffed.
"Pfft…what do you mean? We only have two things on our agenda!" Kairo exclaimed.
"Yeah, see," Kaeo held up a finger, "World Domination," Then he held up another, "Find Dowdry Lane."
"Easy!"
"How kind," Elvira pressed her lips in a smile.
"Okay, now that you're with us, we'll let you in on our research secret," Kaeo began.
They were walking amidst the crowd, barely keeping track of each other by their striking hair colours.
"Are you sure it's the right time and place?"
"There's a time for everything if you make it—"
Suddenly, the bustling street darkened and the glaring sun disappeared into a haze.
"W-w-what's happening…?" Elvira stuttered, frowning at the skies above.
People began disappearing from her vision until all she could see were Kairo and Kaeo closing in. Was it one of their villain tricks? Elvira stood corrected as she spotted the harsh frown on Kaeo's forehead and the panic surging Kairo's eyes.
"Remember how we're not super villains?" Kaeo began.
"That's because there's someone above us, the one with territory." Kairo continued.
"The real super villain."
"Stay behind, it is a trap."
Kairo pulled Elvira behind him as Kaeo stood in front of her, with his back to her face. They were trapped in a cage of darkness and Elvira could barely even see her hand. Yet, she could feel the warmth exuding the two bodies she was trapped in between.
"Can you see it?" Kairo asked.
"Yes, but—"
"Don't worry, leave them to me. Take her and run."
"W-w-what are you talking about? What is there? What is happening?" Elvira stuttered.
Kaeo turned to face her and Elvira squirmed upon sighting his glowing sapphire eyes. He was an Enhancer Type mage so it made sense that he could enhance his vision to see all that Elvira could not. "Don't worry, do you mind?" he asked, eyes wandering over Elvira's scared face.
Odd gurgling noises birthed around them.
"Mi-mind what?" Elvira asked, hoping he wouldn't sacrifice her.
"This." Kaeo wrapped an arm around her waist, picked her up and flung her over his shoulder. "I'm counting on you, Kai." He shouted as he began running with a yelping Elvira on him.
"Always," Kairo said. He raised a hand and a magic circle appeared over it, enlarging until it covered the darkness and illuminated it a brilliant familiar green.
Hanging and bouncing, all Elvira could see was the green spell interacting with the darkness, eliciting fiery embers and disgruntled cries in their path. Her eyes widened in realisation as she caught sight of a thin, sharp claw-like hand being burned by Kairo's spell.
"They're Kindlers, creatures of the darkness. The darker it gets, the stronger they become. Their bite spreads their cause. But, but, they cannot survive under sunlight or moonlight, which is just reflected sunlight—so, they are either found in the depths of oceans or underground or within dense forests. It's impossible to see Kindlers on land, in broad daylight, unless someone had been harbouring them in an illusion of absolute darkness." Elvira said, remembering the textbook pages of her Creatures of God Book II, ed. 12.
"Brilliant, you win a back-pat!" Kaeo grinned and patted Elvira's back, "They're his favourite pets. Perfect minions of death."
"His?"
"Yeah, our father's."