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Chapter 3 - chapter 2- I chat with god

Hey there! It's your dead vengeful MC here, and you're probably wondering, how the fuck am I breaking the fourth wall for this bit? Well I can't say it, but it was definitely not blackmailing the author saying I'll show his mom his laptop's hidden files, and boy was there some spicy stuff in there!

Oh yeah! Apparently I'm not burning alive in lava like I thought I would when I died, instead I'm in what looks like a void, and I've been here for…(pulls out phone) oh about 3 years, 9 months, two weeks, 4 days and 16 hours.

Is this hell, or at least my version of hell?

I have no clue but I think I'll take a nap, later bitches!

(A/N finally! Now I can start the story!)

I wake up to the sound of footsteps, and I turn to the source and I see a humanoid figure, it had no eyes as far as I could tell, but his form was extremely familiar, looking like it came straight out of full metal alchemist.

"Why do you look like the truth from full metal alchemist?" I ask as he stops just three feet away and after a few seconds I hear a hearty laugh as he takes a seat next to me, "man I haven't seen a mortal as bold as you before! Whats your name kid?" The figure asks as I wonder what the hell was going on.

"My name is Adrian Rodriguez." I answer as the face of this figure makes a wide smile, "Well Mr.Rodriguez, don't you know your famous in the godly realms?" He asks as I looks at him confused, and noticing this he explains.

"You see all the gods have GodTube, think of it like a YouTube for gods, and one day a stream of your life, your journey of vengeance for your mother moved a lot of Divinities, even the god of knights and the god of rage, two gods that openly oppose each other were watching together with baited breath!" He tells me before continuing.

"And during your final moments, all the gods of the multiverse converged and made a unanimous decision, you were to be given a new life, a better life in another world, but there was a problem." (Unknown god)

"A problem?" (Adrian)

"Yes, you see many the gods wanted to lay claim to your soul and send you to one of the worlds they own, so after much arguing we settles on drawing a name, and it was my name that was drawn, much to Aqua's whining because she got sent to another world for provoking a dead teen in a tracksuit while this happened, which leads us to now." He finishes as he stands up and offer me a hand and a smile as the unknown god shows it's true form.

And after an explosion of light that made me cover my eyes, a total of ten seconds the light dims and I see a woman with green hair, elven ears and stunning blue eyes, behind her figure were ten ethereal wings.

"A pleasure to meet you Adrian Rodriguez, I am Sephirah the goddess of magic in black clover." She says as I widen my eyes, "hold up! You mean THE black clover?!! Wait does that mean we created your world?!" I ask, shock evident in my voice as Sephirah Pouts.

"You think mortals created our worlds? Hah! We send random mortals ideas and have them draw out our worlds, so in reality we use anime and manga as brochures of our worlds for mortals." She explains as I let that sink in, the gods and goddesses showed off their worlds in the form of manga and anime.

(Basically my idea for this series was, the gods and goddesses randomly choose mortals from our world to draw out their world, and they use them as brochures, so all those fanfics where the Mc reads a series and ends up in that world? It was because of them.)

"Do you need a moment?" She asks as I look over at her, and I shakily take a deep breath, "no, im good." I answer her as she gives me a gentle smile, "I know this is a lot to take in, but we're almost running out of time, is there anything you want changed in my world?" She asks as I think about it, and after a few moments I made my mind.

"I'd like to be in the body of a ten year old, five years before canon begins, and I'd like Merleona to be my age." I tell her as she raises an eyebrow, "I take it you like Merleona?" She asks and I only nod in response, "well I can respect your taste in women, so consider it done, now to tell you the perks you were given." She tells me as she manifests an bright orb and presses it into my chest.

"And we're out of time, enjoy your new life." Was all I heard as everything goes black.

But soon after I disappeared, Sephirah smiled, "wait until he finds out what perks he was given, he will be in for a shock." And in a flash of light she disappeared.

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So how was that for a chapter? I wanted to pull a Deadpool for my Mc and then wanted to have him chat with a god so it led to him discovering many things about modern media and their connections to the gods, it's probably not your cup of tea, but this was my thought process I had while I wrote this so I hope it's good.

But besides that, should I make his perk a system showcasing his abilities and proficiencies, or a letter from all tha gods that provided his perks? Because I haven't decided which route I should go.

But besides that i think I hope you all enjoy this chapter and I'll see you all next week(or if im bored), peace😁✌️

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