The ground exploded beneath him as he launched skyward, a streak of light tearing through the infernal air. The lava followed like a furious tide, roaring in pursuit. The Molten Golems stirred beneath the molten flow, their glowing bodies rising through the magma. Some extended half-formed arms above the surface, their hands dripping fire as they reached toward Thane.
Thane activated his [Item Storage] and immediately summoned two axes. "Choppy Brothers! Little Choppy One and Little Choppy Jr.! Make me proud like your Stabby cousins did!"
Spirit flared around the axes, coating them in silver light. The edges shimmered like liquid moonlight, faint waves of power distorting the air. But with both hands full, he couldn't reach the remote.
"Master! Command me to shut the TV off!" Libra's voice echoed.
"OFF!" Thane shouted.
STAB! STAB!
