"Okay everyone, you have a new transfer student joining you from today."
As soon as the teacher's words ended, a small girl with a pair of grey twin curling pony/pigtails entered the room while clutching onto a small Homu toy along with a few books.
"This is Bronya Zaychik. She'll b…
I ignored everything else the teacher said at that point.
As soon as she entered the room…something felt off. And that neutral cold look in her eyes told me everything…she…is a loner…
…
…
Yep.
My intuition can never be wrong!
I'll befriend her!
…
"I understand, Dante-San is pervert."
How did things end up like this!
At lunch I approached Bronya to befriend her but…
"I'm not a pervert!" I quickly hushed down my voice so it wouldn't echo and no one else would hear this.
"Pffft, hahaha!" Kiana besides me bursted out into a full blown laughter as I just had a look of despair.
"I don't like girls with a washboard as a chest!" I shot back seeing i was on the losing end.
Bronya didn't show any change in her expressions other than a twitch of her eyebrow.
"Da Bronya is still growing!" It felt like she was shouting it but she just slightly made her voice firmer.
That is a remarkable amount of self control for one to maintain a poker face without showing any emotions?
"Whatever you say, I know a lost cause when I see one."
"Da Bronya's body hasn't reached full maturity yet, it's scientifically proven that da Bronya can still grow."
"Science is not going to save that washboard from being a cat's scratching board."
"Da Bronya will now initiate defence protocols."
"If you want to be a Chunibyo then that's fine."
"Dante-Sensei, what's Chunibyo."
"Kiana-Idiotka is too dumb to understand."
"Y-y-you take that back! Your the idiot you Chunibyo!"
"Please define what a Chunibyo is Kiana-Idiotka."
Kiana's face paled at that, she truly didn't know what a 'Chunibyo' was.
"You're a Chunibyo!" Kiana announced her answer as she held her head up high, chest puffed out and hands on her hips like she just discovered the answer to the universe.
Both myself and Bronya just stared at Kiana and we both came to a silent agreement.
'Kiana is an idiot.'
Kiana-San is Kiana-Idiotka.'
…
*sniff* *sniff*
"Dante, Bronya-san, was all this necessary?" Mei said as she gently patted the head of a crying Kiana which rested on her lap.
The only thing going on in my mind right now was…
'IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!'
What? I'm a man, I have urges, but I won't act upon them on an unwilling party. I guess Bronya is right, I'm a pervert, but I'll never be a pedophile or a rapist!
Although, can I really be called a pervert if the global population of males is astronomically low.
I have reason to believe that this is because male's have weaker resistance to the so called 'Honkai' than females which led to this world being more female dominated.
In fact instead of girls being raped and assaulted on, it's the other way around and it's the males who are in danger.
The governments also give more freedom to men and even a great deal of support while greatly encouraging polygamy.
In other words, this is like a full on Harem world for me.
And I do admit, Mei is good looking and she's got nice character which is something i value more in people.
What's the point in having a hot babe if they are gonna cheat on you or stab you in the back either metaphorically or literally?
"Hey, she brought this on herself when she tried to act smart."
"Kiana-Idiotka is not allowed to engage in conversations with da Bronya unless IQ levels increase by one point."
Daaaamn~ that has got to burn!
Kiana shot up immediately to attack Bronya in retaliation but Mei tried holding her down.
Naturally since Kiana was stupidly strong, had she wanted to not one of us could actually hold her down even if we all teamed up. However, she didn't resist and fell back into Mei's embrace as she didn't want to hurt Mei.
I guess she does understand that she is strong and could harm Mei. I guess she does have some sense after all.
"Hey Bronya-chan, can I call you Bronya without the honorific if you don't mind? It irks me having to use it and I'm not comfortable with this way of talking."
" 'chan'?" Bronya tilted her head purposefully to show that she was puzzled.
"Yeah, I mean you're our friend now…right?" I asked while also giving a sideline glance back to Mei and Kiana to show that both of them also felt the same way.
Bronya looked over to Mei and Bronya curiously.
"Does Mei-senpai and Kiana…-san also think the same way?"
"Of course Bronya-chan." Mei's words radiated an otherworldly aura that just charmed everyone with how kind her nature was.
I swear, this world is the kind to make just such a person into a Herrscher just for shit and giggles. And im starting to think I was reincarnated into a fictional world from my past life of which I have no meta knowledge about which puts me at a disadvantage.
Kiana meanwhile, just stuck out her tongue at Bronya with a smirk on her face as she extended a thumbs up to Bronya showing that she too agreed that they're friends now.
Bronya was at a loss for words at the strange first day she had.