"Just one last push!" Someone shouted.
What?
"Your almost there love" said Someone else.
Excuse me? What's happening, where am I and what's that light.
"Congratulations, you've done excellently" that loud person again.
Huh? I am so confused, why is it suddenly so bright and whose screaming so much!
"He seems like a healthy boy" said a big man in a doctors outfit.
Dude how are you so big, why am I naked, why can't I remember how I got here, and can someone please shut whoever is screaming so much up!
" Look and him love his perfect" said weeping mess of a man
. "He really is" lovingly replied a beautiful woman. "My beautiful baby Leto".
WHAT!
Six months later
This is mortifying, damn!
It turns out that I got isekai'ed into a damn baby. How do anime characters just deal with this. I can barely move, eat, shit or damn near do anything by myself. I have lost all dignity I thought I had before.
"Leto, who's the cutest baby ever, you are!" Said a burly man.
This person currently acting like a idiot is my new father, a rather big man, dark caramel skin, curly short dark brown hair with green eyes, wearing a floral shirt with shorts and sandles.
" Logan, honey please stop terrorizing Leto, it's time to go!" said a smiling woman.
This beautiful person is my new mom, light brown skin, long dirty blonde hair in a ponytail, wearing a wetsuit and holding a surfboard.
"But Maddie, he is too cute in his little swim shorts" said Logan.
"Yes, he is but you know he doesn't like it when you go on like that, also if we don't leave now the beach will be packed" Madison sighed with a wide grin.
This is my new life, peaceful and normal. Well if not for the fact that we live in a world filled with pocket monsters, yes you heard me, after getting hit by truck-kun I got isekai'ed into pokemon. Honestly can't say I hate this new life of mine, atleast my new parents seem to care. I think you and me both know that living in the pokemon world is like a thousand times better than the real world. You understand right? ..... why am I talking to myself.... Jesus I need to learn to talk so I can stop narrating myself. I need to get socializing before I go insane.
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