[The funds of the suspected illegal transaction will be temporarily frozen and confiscated. They will be returned after verification within thirty working days.]
[Personal items and abilities cannot be recovered and verified. Skipping this process.]
Kids, I've crashed!
It was as if the helicopter's propeller had stopped spinning at some point. A brilliant flame suddenly lit up, dispelling the darkness. But this light did not bring warmth; instead, it made people feel as if they had fallen into an ice cave.
One moment, everyone was sleeping on a warm and soft Simmons bed. The next, they were exposed to the cold night wind in their pajamas or underwear, leaving everyone to stare at each other in bewilderment.
"What happened?" Toyokawa Shoko, who had just taken off her clothes to sleep, was completely懵.
Where did the big castle go?!
"I don't know!" Kiana looked left and right, completely clueless as to what was going on.
"It's so cold. Why did it turn out like this?" Artoria couldn't understand. Just a moment ago, everyone was happily popping champagne and enjoying a bright future. How did they end up freezing in the blink of an eye?
"Calm down." Qian Yi soothed everyone's emotions while analyzing the situation. "I remember the chat group just popped up an automatic recovery and punishment function. Could it be that our scheme has been exposed and the chat group has forcibly confiscated our property?"
"It's very possible," Shoko said, wrapping her arms around herself and shivering.
"Before we get to that, shouldn't we put on some clothes first?" Talulah said, looking at Kiana, Shoko, and Artoria, who were shivering in the cold night wind in just their underwear. In contrast, Qian Yi, who was wearing warm pajamas, was clearly much more comfortable.
"Right! Where are our clothes! Why are our clothes gone too!" Kiana was shivering like a leaf, constantly rubbing her body to keep warm. She had just taken off her clothes to sleep. How did she end up thrown outside to freeze in the blink of an eye? The temperature at night in Ursus was a full minus thirty degrees Celsius! People could freeze to death.
"Maybe our clothes were also confiscated as illicit gains," Artoria said.
"Does this chat group also strip people's clothes?" Kiana looked around and suddenly found that only Qian Yi was wearing pajamas. "Wait, why are you the only one wearing clothes?"
"Calm down." Because he was wearing clothes and was relatively warm, Qian Yi appeared much calmer. "I don't think the chat group would treat us differently. I've been wearing my pajamas since I finished dinner and took a shower. What state were your clothes in before the castle disappeared?"
"I just took off my clothes to sleep," Talulah said.
"Me too," Kiana chimed in.
"Me too," Toyokawa Shoko followed.
"Same here," Artoria said.
Case closed.
Because they had taken off their clothes and they weren't on their bodies, they were judged as things other than themselves and were repossessed by the dimensional chat group as debt.
Qian Yi spread his hands. "Kids, this is what happens when you like to sleep naked."
"You're the abnormal one for not sleeping naked! Besides, that bed looked much better than my clothes," Kiana complained. Suddenly, a cold wind blew, making her shiver and curl up into a ball. The thought that her life had just gotten better and she had received a big red packet, only to have a bucket of cold water poured on her, made her curse. "Aaaah! Dimensional chat group, I'm not done with you!! You just wait!! Aaaaaah!!!"
"So what do we do now? We can't just freeze," Toyokawa Shoko said, feeling like she was about to freeze to death. "Isn't there a private house or something nearby where we can stay for the night?"
The cold wind blew silently, stirring up fine snow dust. In the distance, faint lights flickered in the dark night, their outlines blurry. In the sky, the stars were sparse, and the occasional twinkling starlight seemed particularly distant and cold under the heavy night sky.
Clearly, there was not a soul in sight, let alone a private residence to stay in.
"This was the residence of a Duke. How could a Duke of Ursus live with lowly commoners?" Talulah explained. Although the Infected were not considered human in Ursus, in the eyes of the nobility, commoners were not really considered human either.
The closest to the ducal palace were some nobles, but those nobles had long since fled in terror at the news of the Infected attacking. The remaining property was confiscated by Talulah, Qian Yi, and the others, and the houses were given to the members of the Reunion Movement.
They were probably also freezing now.
"Should we go and meet up with the team and borrow some clothes?" Talulah asked.
"Do you think it's appropriate for us to go like this?" Toyokawa Shoko didn't want to be seen like this.
She would rather freeze than appear in front of others in just her pajamas.
Her self-esteem would not allow her to do such a thing!
Clearly, the others felt the same way.
But to freeze here for a whole night was clearly beyond everyone's limits.
"If only we had some clothes to wear," this thought suddenly popped into everyone's mind.
Then Kiana suddenly remembered something. "By the way, don't we have the magical girl transformation devices that Utena gave us? With those, wouldn't we have clothes to wear?"
"There's that trick! You're a genius, Kiana." Qian Yi gave Kiana a thumbs-up for her world-shaking wisdom.
"But I remember there are only two transformation devices, right?" Shoko asked.
"It's okay. We can ask Miss Utena to give us three more," Artoria said with a smile.
The next moment, through the dimensional chat group, five brand-new magical girl transformation devices appeared in the Boar Princess's hands. Unlike the previous ones that only changed clothes, which were sold by the righteous magical girls [Tres Magia] for fans to experience magical girl transformation, this time, they were the real deal, the transformation devices of the evil organization's female executives!
"Why five? I have clothes to wear," Qian Yi asked this very crucial question.
The next moment, he suddenly paused, then turned and ran.
"Hmph! Trying to escape!" Kiana and Talulah snorted coldly and chased after him.
The human body ultimately has its limits. In front of a Herrscher who controls space and a Terra superhuman Draco Red Dragon hybrid, human legs are probably just pretty decorations.
In an instant, he was caught by the two and pressed to the ground. Then one pulled off his jacket, and the other pulled down his pants.
"WOC! Are you two hooligans?! You're even stripping my clothes!" Qian Yi screamed. "Talulah, get off me! Don't pull down my pants!!"
"Oh? You're shy? Does that mean I'm very feminine?" Talulah was pleasantly surprised.
Qian Yi was taken aback, unable to believe Talulah would say something so stupid. "I'd be very happy if it were Shoko and Liah, but if it's you, it makes me feel like I'm being targeted in Chengdu. You know, what's more unacceptable than an idiot stripping my clothes is a man pulling down my pants."
"Grass!" Talulah was so angry she was about to breathe fire.
"Damn it, do you think I'm an idiot!" Kiana was so angry it looked like a lion was about to run out of her eyes.
Under the combined efforts of the two, Qian Yi was like a soft little white rabbit, easily stripped of his pajamas, leaving only a pair of shorts.
Kiana and Talulah, who had gotten their spoils, showed the triumphant smiles of victors. One held the jacket and Jizo Mitama above her head, letting out an unintelligible strange cry, while the other held the pants and the Persona Evoker, breathing fire to add to the fun. Then the two of them repeatedly squatted and stood up in front of Qian Yi.
"Are they crazy?" Artoria asked. It was the first time she had seen such a heaven-defying scene.
These are girls... no, the two of them are not girls. At least they shouldn't be the same gender as me.
These are humans... no, the two of them don't look like humans either. Humans wouldn't do such things. So the answer is already obvious.
I think the two of them are probably aliens who have invaded the Earth, intending to destroy humanity.
"Maybe they should have gone crazy a long time ago," Shoko said, maintaining a smile on her face, but her heart was already like ten thousand grass mud horses galloping past.
130 million, my 130 million!!!
If it weren't for the last shred of self-esteem maintaining her bottom line, she would have already gone completely crazy by now!
"Shoko, catch!"
Just then, the despairing girl suddenly heard someone call her. She subconsciously reached out, and a silver pistol and a red-black tachi fell into her hands.
It was the Persona Evoker and Jizo Mitama.
After throwing the things to Shoko, Kiana and Talulah respectively put on the snatched top and pants to prevent Qian Yi from taking them back.
Looking at the lonely Qian Yi standing there with only a pair of shorts left, Kiana laughed out loud and made a victor's declaration. "Now, Qian Yi, choose! Will you become a magical girl like us, or be defeated by us here?!"
"If you admit that I'm more feminine than Koschei, I'll give you back your pants," Talulah even made an unreasonable demand on the spot.
If it were an ordinary person, they would probably choose to submit in such a desperate situation. But Qian Yi had the courage of a Lionheart. How could he obediently admit defeat!
Besides, he still had his strongest trump card!
He sneered coldly, aimed at Talulah, intending to take back his pants first.
"Naive. Do you really think you can render me helpless like this?! Let me show you my ultimate Noble Phantasm!"
"Reincarnation Pandora!"
In an instant, Talulah felt a little chilly down below.
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