Finally, someone asked the question!
Qian Yi pondered how to explain his identity. Should he appear as a mysterious and unfathomable prophet, tricking the group members to gain their worship and numerous benefits? Or should he pretend to be a big shot and have the group members pay him friendship fees, milking them for all they're worth? Or should he just lay his cards on the table and say, "I'm done pretending"?
There were so many options to choose from.
But now that it was the 21st century, he could even follow the trend and choose a more fashionable identity. For example: Actually, I'm an attack helicopter who accidentally transmigrated and became a person. My gender is male, but I have gender dysphoria and have always believed I'm a woman, and a lesbian at that, so I like women. At the same time, I'm a fundamentalist, so I can't have gender reassignment surgery...
Maybe that was a bit too trendy.
[Customer Service Shoko at Your Service]: I see. I understand now. Kiana and Utena, in Qian Yi's world, are they perhaps characters from an anime, novel, or game?
[I Wanna Eat Mei-Flavored Instant Noodles]: Souka! So, like Artoria, I'm a character from a game or anime in someone else's world. That feels so interesting.
[Generalissimo Maple]: Really? Me too?
[Steel 'Lao Da']: It is an undeniable fact.
[Generalissimo Maple]: Then am I the protagonist?
[Steel 'Lao Da']: Yes.
[Generalissimo Maple]: Yatta-ze! So what kind of story is my world about? It must be an inspiring, beautiful story full of love, right?
After gaining the power of an evil executive, I fought for the sake of the magical girls I admire, constantly defeating the minions of the evil organization, and eventually became the Generalissimo of the evil organization, the Emperor who rules the entire land. Although it sounds a bit boring and not as interesting as being a magical girl defeating evil forces, it's still a pretty good story.
[Steel 'Lao Da']: Mmm, it's a story filled with love.
Well, it's purely "making love" in a certain "space," which is a kind of love story, probably?
[Generalissimo Maple]: Then can you post my anime in the group for us to see?
[Steel 'Lao Da']: ...
[Generalissimo Maple]: Is there a problem?
[Customer Service Shoko at Your Service]: Regarding that, if you don't know how, please open the group files, click upload. There's an internet connection function that can connect to your computer for downloading.
Your story is definitely something that can't be shared!
Should I let everyone watch you adjust and 'teach' various magical girls, trying all sorts of unseen poses and exploring the physical domain of magical girls?
No! That's not happening!
Calm down. I absolutely cannot let Utena know she's the protagonist of an 18+ series! And I can't let anyone else know either.
I'll just find an excuse to brush it off.
[Steel 'Lao Da']: Unfortunately, that was an anime I watched in the world before my plane crash. I've already transmigrated a second time, and that anime doesn't exist in this world anymore.
[I Wanna Eat Mei-Flavored Instant Noodles]: What about me? What about me? What's my story? It must be a beautiful love story between me and Mei, right?
[Steel 'Lao Da']: ....
[I Wanna Eat Mei-Flavored Instant Noodles]: Why the silence? D-don't tell me, there's no future for me and Mei?! shivering.jpg
[Steel 'Lao Da']: Well, it's a bit complicated to explain.
[I Wanna Eat Mei-Flavored Instant Noodles]: Just tell me what our final ending is.
[Steel 'Lao Da']: You end up like one of my seniors, stranded on the moon. Mei stays on Earth, training newcomers at Schicksal.
[I Wanna Eat Mei-Flavored Instant Noodles]: .....
Isn't that being eternally separated by heaven and earth! Also, why use the phrase 'one of my seniors'? Does that mean your senior is already dead? Does that mean I'm going to die in the future too?
Lies! These are definitely lies! I don't believe it! I haven't even tasted Mei's sweet juice or eaten Mei-flavored instant noodles yet! How can I die so easily?! Damn it!!!
[I Wanna Eat Mei-Flavored Instant Noodles]: What about in the middle? I should be with Mei the whole time, right?
[Steel 'Lao Da']: ....
[I Wanna Eat Mei-Flavored Instant Noodles]: R-right? heart-stopping.jpg
[I Wanna Eat Mei-Flavored Instant Noodles]: Why are you being silent at a time like this? Where is everyone else? Why are you all quiet? Don't go silent on me now!
[Steel 'Lao Da']: It's complicated to explain. To summarize, Mei thinks it's not good to be by your side, beats you up on a rooftop, steals your dragon, and then joins World Serpent.
[I Wanna Eat Mei-Flavored Instant Noodles]: .....
[Customer Service Shoko at Your Service]: My condolences.
[Talulah]: My condolences.
[Child of Prophecy]: My condolences.
[Underworld Head-Spinner]: My condolences.
[I Wanna Eat Mei-Flavored Instant Noodles]: Qian Yi.
[Steel 'Lao Da']: What?
[I Wanna Eat Mei-Flavored Instant Noodles]: You better hide well in your world. Don't let me catch you (^_^). You'll die if I catch you /(^v^).
The power of a Kaslana, one punch is enough to blow off a polar bear's head.
What, you ask how strong a polar bear is? You might have to ask Caesar Gattuso about that.
[Steel 'Lao Da']: Souka. Well then, I'll leave Mei, Cocolia, and the Nagazora City crisis to you. You should be able to handle it on your own, right?
[I Wanna Eat Mei-Flavored Instant Noodles]: sweating-profusely.jpg
[I Wanna Eat Mei-Flavored Instant Noodles]: Godfather, please accept my bow! Please! Teach me how to win over Mei!
[Underworld Head-Spinner]: Why is that the first thing you're worried about!
[Customer Service Shoko at Your Service]: You really only think about yourself, don't you?
[Talulah]: Shouldn't we shift the topic to more important matters, like the crisis Kiana is about to face?
[Steel 'Lao Da']: Where was I?
[Underworld Head-Spinner]: You were talking about Cocolia. Can I know if the Cocolia you're talking about has any connection to the Great Guardian Cocolia on my side?
[Steel 'Lao Da']: No special connection. To put it simply, you can think of them as two similar flowers in different worlds.
[Underworld Head-Spinner]: A flower? Is Cocolia a flower spirit?
Seele was confused. Why were they suddenly talking about flowers? Was there some special deeper meaning?
[Steel 'Lao Da']: They look very similar and have the same name, but there's no connection. They're just similar.
[Underworld Head-Spinner]: You should have just said that from the start instead of trying to be all cultured and saying things people don't understand.
[I Wanna Eat Mei-Flavored Instant Noodles]: So here's the question, how do I save Nagazora City?
[Steel 'Lao Da']: Call your sister. Have your sister come over and punch Cocolia into oblivion.
[I Wanna Eat Mei-Flavored Instant Noodles]: ??? I have a sister?!
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