The group chat members paired up to frantically exploit the livestream tipping bug, while Gasai Yuno—left without a partner—annoyed everyone by freeloading.
After **47 minutes** of chaos, the system finally noticed.
**[System Alert: Exploitation of livestream tipping loophole detected. Tipping function temporarily disabled. Reopening time TBD.]**
**[System Alert: All participants penalized -20,000 points. Let this be a warning.]**
**[System Alert: New "Report Bug" feature added. Whistleblowers may earn up to 100,000 points.]**
The group had no choice but to stop. Despite their efforts, most of the loot was junk.
**[Kashiwazaki Sena]:** *Sobbing* I finally understand "going for wool and coming home shorn"… My points are *negative* now!
**[Namikaze Minato]:** +1
**[Himejima Akeno]:** +2
**[Gasai Yuno]:** +3
**[Sakuragi Hanamichi]:** +4
**[Tokisaki Kurumi]:** +5
**[Nami]:** @Tokisaki Kurumi, Why are *you* complaining? You got something good!
**[Tokisaki Kurumi]:** Ara ara~ My points *are* in the red, though~
**[Nami]:** Then sell me that **Dimensional Travel Card**! You don't need it now.
**[Aizen Sousuke]:** @Tokisaki Kurumi, Name your price.
**[Namikaze Minato]:** The rich flexing… *envious*.
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** WHAT?! *Another* travel card?!
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** @Kaito Kuroba, DID YOU RUB POOP ON YOUR HANDS?! Why'd *I* only get trash?!
**[Kaito Kuroba]:** Screw you! *I'm* stuck with a pile of women's clothes!
**[Lu Linglong]:** Keep them. You cross-dress anyway.
**[Kaito Kuroba]:** *For work!*
**[Nami]:** Enough! @Tokisaki Kurumi, Selling or not?
**[Tokisaki Kurumi]:** Sorry~ I already gifted it to my *bestie* Vivi~
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Honestly, that card's not that useful. It allows **24-hour visits** to any world, but that's it.
**[Nami]:** …Welp.
**[Aizen Sousuke]:** At least we confirmed **multiple types** of travel cards exist.
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** So if you want one, *gamble properly* from now on.
**[Namikaze Minato]:** Gamble? I just want to escape *negative points*…
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Wait, *none* of you got anything valuable?
**[Kashiwazaki Sena]:** I could open a **figure store**.
**[Kaito Kuroba]:** I've got enough for a **boutique**.
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** The idiots at my place won't starve for *three months*.
**[Nami]:** Luffy's building **Gundam models** right now.
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** *How* did you all fail this badly?!
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** We spammed small tips! *Tch.* Should've just gambled.
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** *Sigh.* @Aizen Sousuke, you noticed, right?
**[Aizen Sousuke]:** Indeed. **Higher tips = better odds**.
**[Namikaze Minato]:** I realized after watching Aizen.
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** YOU BASTARDS COULD'VE *SAID* SOMETHING!
**[Kaito Kuroba]:** *YOU* didn't notice either, dumbass!
**[Kashiwazaki Sena]:** @Nami, *Wailing* I've cried myself to sleep…
**[Nami]:** Same. @Su Xiaoqi, *I hate you.*
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Why *me*?! My **6,666-point tip** got the first card—you *saw* that!
**[Nami]:** …
**[Tokisaki Kurumi]:** *Tch.* Lucky cow.
**[Himejima Akeno]:** Ara ara~ Aren't we *sisters*? @Su Xiaoqi, I'll repay my debt *slowly*… or in *other ways*~
**[Tokisaki Kurumi]:** *TRY ME.*
**[Nami]:** BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! What did *you guys* actually get?!
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Higher tips don't *guarantee* good drops. Our squad burned **100K points** for:
- **1 Travel Card**
- **2 Storage Rings**
- **3 Devil Fruits**
- **4 Zanpakutō**
- **10 Skill Cards**
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** The rest? Enough junk to last *five lifetimes*.
**[Kashiwazaki Sena]:** *Ugly crying.*
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** OH, *NOW* YOU BRAG?! I lost **20K points** for *NOTHING*!
**[Namikaze Minato]:** I got **Rinnegan**—and *grandkids' toys* for life. Worth the debt.
**[Namikaze Minato]:** @Aizen Sousuke, I owe you one.
**[Aizen Sousuke]:** Minor help. Next, I'll fuse **Hōgyoku** with otherworldly powers.
**[Sakuragi Hanamichi]:** Boss, skip combat skills—Haruko prefers *sports*. Hook me up!
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** Got you. I'll toss you some points too.
**[Gasai Yuno]:** Darling~ You forgot *me*~
**[Tokisaki Kurumi]:** NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR TRASH!
**[Lu Linglong]:** San-san, you're *so* aggressive now.
**[Nami]:** Linglong, *stop stirring the pot!*
**[Lu Linglong]:** @Nami *Heart emoji.*
**[Nami]:** *Cut the crap.*
**[Kashiwazaki Sena]:** Uh… anyone want **figures**? I need to repay debts…
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** Sorry, kiddo. Gin-san's *drowning* in them.
**[Kashiwazaki Sena]:** Oh… I thought my **special figures** might interest you…
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** How *special*?
**[Kashiwazaki Sena]:** Well… they're **life-sized**, *warm*, and *uncannily real*…
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** *NO WAY.*
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** *Exactly* what you're thinking.
**[Kaito Kuroba]:** *Wow.*
**[Lu Linglong]:** *Oh no.*
**[Nami]:** *You* get it too?!
**[Tokisaki Kurumi]:** What's the big deal? *My* figures are way cuter!
**[Lu Linglong]:** *Cough.* To men, *these* are… *more fun*.
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** WHO'S IN YOUR COLLECTION?!
**[Kashiwazaki Sena]:** Some I don't know, but there's **Hancock-nee**, **Bibidong-oba**, **Terumī-chan**, **Inoue-san**, and **Yatogami-san**…
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** **20K POINTS!** I'LL TAKE THEM ALL!
**[Lu Linglong]:** @Su Xiaoqi, *Bid and you're sleeping alone.*
**[Nami]:** ???
**[Su Xiaoqi]:** I prefer *real people*. @Kashiwazaki Sena, Don't get scammed—each is worth **10K**.
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** *Et tu, Xiaoqi?!*
**[Tokisaki Kurumi]:** *What* makes these figures so valuable?!
**[Himejima Akeno]:** Ara ara~ How *innocent* you are~
**[Lu Linglong]:** @Zhu Zhuqing @Tokisaki Kurumi, *I'll explain privately.*
**[Kashiwazaki Sena]:** Admin says **10K each**, but I'll sell for **5K**!
**[Zhu Zhuqing]:** *DON'T SELL THEM.*
**[Tokisaki Kurumi]:** *Disgusting!* Even *Darling* can't have these!
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** **10K EACH!** GIMME **HANCOCK & TERUMĪ**!
**[Lu Linglong]:** @Kashiwazaki Sena, *Listen to your sisters.* We'll cover your **20K debt**.
**[Kashiwazaki Sena]:** Okay…
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** *YOU MONSTERS!*
**[Lu Linglong]:** Tell **Feng Shayan** about this, and *you're done*.
**[Sakata Gintoki]:** *CURSE YOU!*
**[Gasai Yuno]:** Darling~ *I* haven't shared my loot yet~
**[Tokisaki Kurumi]:** *WE'RE BUSY!*
**[Gasai Yuno]:** Ditch *her*, and I'll give you my **Couple's Travel Card**~
**[Lu Linglong]:** @Gasai Yuno, *NOBODY CARES.*
**[Aizen Sousuke]:** Yuno, what *did* you obtain?
**[Gasai Yuno]:** **Partner Travel Cards**, Aizen-sama~