[Zhu Qing]: @Xiaoqi Su, where are you?
[Xiaoqi Su]: Blowing up mountains. Thanks for asking.
[Lu Linglong]: Which mountain? I'll come keep you company!
[Xiaoqi Su]: In my own world. Feel free to drop by.
[Lu Linglong]: Then you come back first, okay?
[Xiaoqi Su]: What, so I can watch those two fight again?
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Darling, I know I messed up. Please come back?
[Akeno Himejima]: Me too. I won't do it again.
[Xiaoqi Su]: Hah. What did I tell you before I left? Did you listen? If Zhu Qing hadn't had that last Senzu Bean, both of you would be dead right now.
[Sakata Gintoki]: Hold up, hold up—dead?! Xiaoqi, not to lecture you, but you gotta be more careful, man.
[Lu Linglong]: SHUT UP, SILVER-HAIRED MORON. If my husband runs away, I'll murder you.
[Gasai Yuno]: @Xiaoqi Su, wanna come kill people with me? Murder fixes everything~
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: @Gasai Yuno, YOU PSYCHO, SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL YOU MYSELF.
[Nami]: So… what exactly did you guys do to piss him off this much?
[Lu Linglong]: Oh, it's no big deal! Kurumi and Akeno Himejima just had a friendly spar, then Enel fried them, and then my hot hubby showed up, went Super Saiyan, and turned Enel into dust.
[Namikaze Minato]: .
[Kuroba Kaito]: You call that "no big deal"?!
[Nami]: Wait—that's not the point. @Xiaoqi Su, you transformed?!
[Xiaoqi Su]: Thanks to them.
[Nami]: No wonder I felt an earthquake earlier. So what's the situation now?
[Xiaoqi Su]: @Tokisaki Kurumi, @Akeno Himejima, keep fighting. Let me know when you've decided a winner. Oh, and stream it—I'd love to see who's stronger.
[Xiaoqi Su]: @Zhu Qing, @Lu Linglong, you and Vivi keep refereeing.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Darling, what fight? This lovely lady and I are besties now~
[Akeno Himejima]: Ara ara, exactly~
[Lu Linglong]: Zhu Qing, Vivi, and I can confirm!
[Xiaoqi Su]: Heh.
[Aizen Sōsuke]: @Xiaoqi Su, how did it feel? Becoming a Super Saiyan?
[Xiaoqi Su]: Mentally? Exhilarating. Also made me wanna kill things.
[Gasai Yuno]: @Xiaoqi Su, Then come with me! I'll trigger a mission—we can murder people together!
[Lu Linglong]: @Gasai Yuno, ARE YOU INSANE? Oh wait, you are. SHUT UP.
[Zhu Qing]: Linglong, I'm begging you—stop talking.
[Zhu Qing]: @Xiaoqi Su, how are you feeling now? Calmer?
[Xiaoqi Su]: Mostly. First transformation was weird, but venting helped.
[Sakuragi Hanamichi]: Big Bro, wanna play basketball?
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Basketball? Darling, if you're still mad, just come hit me. I messed up—I won't do it again.
[Akeno Himejima]: Same. I'll get along with Kurumi.
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: @Xiaoqi Su, Admin, just forgive them! Isn't there a saying? "Good comes from bad"?
[Lu Linglong]: Yeah! Because of this, Xiaoqi unlocked Super Saiyan! Hehe~
[Xiaoqi Su]: Oh, so I should thank you guys?
[Lu Linglong]: As one of your wives, it's my duty~
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Linglong, shut up before I strangle you.
[System Notification: New Mission Triggered!]
Mission:Future Diary Survival Game (Triggered by Gasai Yuno)
Details: Yuno may alter the original plot. Greater deviations = more points. All members may participate.
[Kuroba Kaito]: …Seriously? And everyone can join?
[Gasai Yuno]: So~ Who wants to come kill people with me? 🔪
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: I'd love a mission, but… hard pass.
[Lu Linglong]: PSYCHOPATH. We're not playing your murder game.
[Sakata Gintoki]: Yeah, no thanks. We're peace-loving folks.
[Aizen Sōsuke]: Interesting. The game requires 12 players. Excluding Yuno, our chat has exactly 12 members. Coincidence?
[Nami]: Whatever it means, I'm not joining.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: I could go slaughter them all, but I'll do what Darling says.
[Akeno Himejima]: Same. I follow Admin's lead.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: RAGE.EXE
[Xiaoqi Su]: Do whatever. Not my problem.
IRL (Meanwhile)
Kurumi glared at Akeno Himejima. "I'm only pretending to get along so Darling won't stay mad. Don't push it—and stay away from him."*
Akeno Himejima smirked. "Ara~ Who said I was 'pushing it'? Or did I hit your head too hard earlier?"
"You wanna go again, bitch?"
"How many times do I have to crush you, little spirit?"
Zhu Qing sighed. "Before you two kill each other, maybe check the chat?"
[Xiaoqi Su]: @Tokisaki Kurumi, @Akeno Himejima, why so quiet? Fighting again? Fine, finish your match—I'll come back after.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: No! We're just discussing the mission!
[Akeno Himejima]: Ara~ What about you, Admin? Joining?
[Xiaoqi Su]: Nah. @Aizen Sōsuke, if you're interested, go ahead.
[Aizen Sōsuke]: @Gasai Yuno, May I participate? I'd like to meet this 'God of Time and Space.'
[Gasai Yuno]: Sure~ But don't touch my Yukiteru. Or I'll kill you.
[Aizen Sōsuke]: Noted.
[Kuroba Kaito]: Kill Aizen? Best joke of the year—and it's only January 1st.
[Xiaoqi Su]: @Kuroba Kaito, Don't worry. By tomorrow, it might be December 31st for you.
[Aizen Sōsuke]: Your world's timeline is fascinating. I should visit.
[Kuroba Kaito]: NO THANKS. My world's too small for you.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Darling, when are you coming back?
[Xiaoqi Su]: You two really made up?
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Mhm! Wouldn't lie to you! Zhu Qing can confirm!
[Akeno Himejima]: Ara ara, it's true~
[Xiaoqi Su]: @Zhu Qing, They serious?
[Zhu Qing]: …Y-Yeah?
[Xiaoqi Su]: Fine. I'll head back. @Sakuragi Hanamichi, I'll drop by tomorrow morning.
[Sakuragi Hanamichi]: Got it! But uh… you leaving earlier caused a small issue.
[Xiaoqi Su]: If people found out about me, whatever.
[Sakuragi Hanamichi]: I can handle most of 'em, but that Mari Kawai girl won't stop pestering Haruko about you. What do I do?
[Xiaoqi Su]: Why ask me? Just get rid of her.
[Sakuragi Hanamichi]: She says she'll stalk Haruko until she meets you.
[Zhu Qing]: @Xiaoqi Su, Explain. Now. Who's Mari Kawai?
[Lu Linglong]: @Xiaoqi Su, WOW. We're here apologizing, and you're out there flirting?! No hugs for you!
[Lu Linglong]: PS: That includes Vivi.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: @Xiaoqi Su, Darling, you jerk. I don't like you anymore.
[Akeno Himejima]: @Xiaoqi Su, Darling, you jerk. I don't like you anymore.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: @Akeno Himejima, STOP COPYING ME, YOU FAKE BITCH.
[Akeno HimejimaAkeno Himejima]: Ara~ Aren't we sisters now? ~
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: RAGE.EXE x3