[Su Xiaoqi]: Good morning, lovely group friends! How's everyone doing on this fine new day?
[Namikaze Minato]: Poor me, stuck inside the Shinigami's belly—I can't even tell day from night.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Uh… it's fine. You'll see the sun again in a few days.
[Lu Linglong]: @Su Xiaoqi, did you miss me?
[Su Xiaoqi]: Hmm… maybe?
[Lu Linglong]: (Angry.jpg)
[Su Xiaoqi]: (Hug.jpg)
[Lu Linglong]: And I want a piggyback ride too!
[Nami]: Alright, that's enough, it's still broad daylight.
[Su Xiaoqi]: @Zhu Zhuqing, (Kiss.jpg)
[Zhu Zhuqing]: (Heart.jpg)
[Kuroba Kaito]: Ugh, forced to eat dog food first thing in the morning. What kind of nonsense is this?
[Nami]: @Su Xiaoqi, are you out of your damn mind?
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: @Su Xiaoqi, Darling, where's mine? Last night, I thought of you 382 times.
[Su Xiaoqi]: No, you didn't.
[Sakata Gintoki]: @Tokisaki Kurumi, Yo, Kurumi-chan, Gin-san thought of you 832 times last night.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Thanks, but no thanks.
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: Huh? Gin-san's up early today.
[Sakata Gintoki]: Sweetheart, Gin-san's always up early. I'm a hardworking, top-tier man, after all.
[Lu Linglong]: Or maybe it's because you don't have Feng Shayan to cuddle with anymore, huh?
[Sakata Gintoki]: Linglong-chan, you've changed. You weren't like this before. That damn Saiyan corrupted you!
[Lu Linglong]: And I love it. None of your business.
[Nami]: Alright, enough chit-chat. When are you guys coming over? We're resting today and heading to Skypiea tomorrow.
[Su Xiaoqi]: I'll come tomorrow. Today, I'm challenging 300x gravity training.
[Lu Linglong]: Woo-hoo! The Super Saiyan is about to be born!
[Nami]: Stop whooping. When are the rest of you coming?
[Lu Linglong]: I'll come in the afternoon. Gotta say goodbye to Hua'er first.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Baby, send Hua'er my regards.
[Lu Linglong]: Got it~
[Zhu Zhuqing]: I'll come in the afternoon too. Been away for a few days—got some things to handle.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Any trouble?
[Zhu Zhuqing]: Everything's fine here. Don't worry.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Then I'll come in the afternoon too. Was planning to hunt more Spirits for experiments.
[Himejima Shuri]: Ara~ Then I'll come with the admin tomorrow morning.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: You're seriously messed up, you know that?
[Himejima Shuri]: Better than someone deluding themselves into thinking they're special.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: For Darling's sake, I won't argue. Tomorrow, we settle this properly.
[Himejima Shuri]: Bring it on.
[Sakuragi Hanamichi]: Bro, when are you coming to my world?
[Su Xiaoqi]: Uh… I'll check out the One Piece situation first. Worst case, I'll come on match day. By the way, are your prefecture tournament opponents the same as in the original story?
[Sakuragi Hanamichi]: Yep! And I've already talked it over with the team—they'll play the first half, and we'll take the second half.
[Kuroba Kaito]: Damn, Hanamichi. You calling the shots in Shohoku now?
[Sakuragi Hanamichi]: Of course! I'm Shohoku's savior, the ultimate basketball prodigy, the genius Hanamichi Sakuragi!
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: Then I'll be looking forward to your performance!
[Sakuragi Hanamichi]: This genius will show you the coolest dunks!
[Ding! Gasai Yuno has joined the group chat!]
[Lu Linglong]: Oh? A new member so soon?
[Nami]: Just one this time? That's rare.
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: Judging by the name, probably a girl.
[Sakata Gintoki]: A girl? Everyone shut up—Gin-san's taking this one.
[Sakata Gintoki]: @Gasai Yuno, Hey there, cutie! Allow me—the most handsome, most charismatic man in the chat—to guide you.
[Lu Linglong]: @Su Xiaoqi, You know her?
[Zhu Zhuqing]: Be a good boy and explain.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Or face the consequences.
[Su Xiaoqi]: I… don't even know how to describe her.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Don't tell me it's another one of those types.
[Himejima Shuri]: @Tokisaki Kurumi, Watch your damn mouth.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Ara~ I wasn't talking about you. Why so defensive?
[Su Xiaoqi]: Both of you, shut up. This one's… special. Let me ask first.
[Su Xiaoqi]: @Gasai Yuno, You there?
[Gasai Yuno]: Who are you? And… where is this?
[Su Xiaoqi]: Never mind who I am. First, tell me—are you currently participating in a game called "Future Diary"?
[Gasai Yuno]: Are you… one of us?
[Su Xiaoqi]: No.
[Gasai Yuno]: I see. So you're here to kill Yukki, aren't you? If you dare hurt Yukki, I'll kill you. And the rest of you too—if any of you lay a finger on my Yukki, I'll slaughter every last one of you.
[Lu Linglong]: The hell…?
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: Who's Yukki? We don't even know him—why would we kill him?
[Zhu Zhuqing]: @Su Xiaoqi, What's her deal?
[Su Xiaoqi]: @Sakata Gintoki, Gin-san, if you can handle her, I'll call you "big bro" from now on and give you the Clear-Clear Fruit for free.
[Sakata Gintoki]:You're on! When Gin-san gets serious, no girl can resist him.
[Sakata Gintoki]: @Gasai Yuno, Hey sweetheart, wanna talk about life with Gin-san?
[Gasai Yuno]:Where are you? Come out. I'll kill you.
[Sakata Gintoki]:???
[Namikaze Minato]: That level of bloodlust… She must've been through something terrible.
[Nami]: @Su Xiaoqi, Just explain already. What kind of person is she?
[Su Xiaoqi]: Normally, I wouldn't share someone's personal history without permission, but… this one's different. For everyone's safety, I'll summarize.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Don't let her pink hair and innocent face fool you—she's a full-blown yandere.
[Su Xiaoqi]: And not just any yandere. Hers is next-level obsession. For the male lead of her series, she'll kill anyone—men, women, even his parents. Hell, she'd kill herself if she had to.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Ara~ For Darling, I could do the same~
[Su Xiaoqi]:Shut up. Your yandere act is child's play compared to hers.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Before explaining her, you need to understand her past. Her childhood was hell. Abused by her adoptive parents, her psyche shattered. After murdering them with her own hands, she completely snapped.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Later, she met the male lead in school and fixated on him as her emotional anchor. You'd think that's a happy ending, right?
[Su Xiaoqi]:Wrong. That was just the beginning. From then on, anyone who got close to him—man, woman, even his own mother—she'd slaughter without hesitation.
[Su Xiaoqi]: Her twisted love made her terrified of losing him. She once drugged his drink to knock him out and locked him up. Another time, she brought a bag full of knives to his house—if his mom disapproved of her, she was ready to butcher her on the spot.
[Su Xiaoqi]: @Tokisaki Kurumi, If your yandere side is a "quirk," then Gasai Yuno is a full-blown psychopath.
[Tokisaki Kurumi]: …
[Kuroba Kaito]:Holy shit. What kind of horror movie backstory is this?!
[Nami]: I-I don't even know how to react…
[Zhu Zhuqing]: Pitiable, but also… terrifying.
[Namikaze Minato]: Thank god Naruto didn't turn out like this. Otherwise, I'd have burned Konoha to the ground.
[Lu Linglong]: @Su Xiaoqi, I'm dyeing my hair right now. I refuse to share a hair color with her.
[Su Xiaoqi]: @Lu Linglong, I love your pink hair. It's cute.
[Gasai Yuno]: If any of you try to hurt Yukki, I'll kill you all!
[Kashiwazaki Sena]: Waaah! Admin-gege, I'm scared!
[Sakuragi Hanamichi]: B-B-Bro, can't you just kick her out?!
[Sakata Gintoki]: U-uh… Gin-san suddenly feels… unwell. Yeah. Can't guide the newbie. Sorry.
[Su Xiaoqi]:Rules are rules. Unless she actually harms someone, she stays. If you're scared, just don't engage with her.
[Aizen Sōsuke]: @Su Xiaoqi, More intriguing is this "Future Diary" game you mentioned.
[Su Xiaoqi]: A death game orchestrated by the God of Time and Space. The winner becomes his successor, gaining dominion over time itself.
[Aizen Sōsuke]:How fascinating. I believe I'll watch this anime.
[Lu Linglong]: Wait, how'd you know the anime's name?
[Aizen Sōsuke]:Kukuku… Your boyfriend already mentioned it. Read carefully.
[Su Xiaoqi]: @Lu Linglong, Don't watch it. Aside from the gore, you probably won't understand the plot.
[Lu Linglong]: Hmph! You're underestimating me again! Your goddess Linglong is plenty smart!
[Su Xiaoqi]: Honestly, very few in this group could fully grasp it. Beyond the violence, it's a masterpiece—a true god-tier anime.
[Su Xiaoqi]:Pro tip for the girls: If you're gonna watch, bring a friend. Preferably two.