When Su Xiaoqi posted the news about Sakata Gintoki and Feng Shayan being together in the group chat, everyone was stunned.
At first, they all thought Su Xiaoqi was messing with them. But when Lu Linglong started a livestream, silence fell over the group.
It was hard to imagine that Sakata Gintoki—the guy who spouted nonsense all day, lazed around, and had gradually earned the nickname "White Teddy" from "Shiro Yasha"—was actually in a relationship. And to make things even more unbelievable, it seemed like Feng Shayan was the one pursuing him! Who could believe that?
But what left everyone even more speechless was:
**[Sakata Gintoki: @Su Xiaoqi, Xiaoqi, Gin-san has always gone easy on you. Otherwise, do you really think you'd have had a chance with Zhuqing and Weiwei?]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: @Nami, @Lu Linglong, @Tokisaki Kurumi, are you regretting not making a move on Gin-san sooner? But don't worry, you'll always be Gin-san's wings. Gin-san would never give up an entire forest for just one tree.]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: @Himejima Shuna, @Kashiwazaki Sena, you two will always be Gin-san's little darlings. If you like Gin-san, don't follow the example of those three women upstairs.]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: @Sakuragi Hanamichi, @Kuroba Kaito, so what if you can play basketball or steal stuff? Have you won over Akagi Haruko or Aoko Nakamori? Gin-san, on the other hand, only needed one day to win over Feng Shayan.]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: @Namikaze Minato, @Aizen Sōsuke, Fourth Hokage? King of Hueco Mundo? No matter how impressive your titles are, can they compare to Gin-san's "Shiro Yasha"? Are either of you as happy as Gin-san is right now?]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: Gin-san is going to borrow a line from Linglong here.]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: Gin-san always faces all the ladies head-on!]**
Damn. Everyone was floored. Sakata Gintoki had completely lost his mind, single-handedly maxing out the entire group's hatred toward him.
**[Nami: @Su Xiaoqi, 10,000 points. Go beat up this smug bastard right now.]**
**[Sakuragi Hanamichi: Big bro, kick his balls in.]**
**[Kuroba Kaito: I can't take this. Let's jump him.]**
**[Namikaze Minato: This is… an unexpected development.]**
**[Aizen Sōsuke: Heh, interesting.]**
**[Himejima Shuna: Ara~ I'm more curious about how these two ended up together.]**
**[Kashiwazaki Sena: Same. @Su Xiaoqi.]**
**[Su Xiaoqi: No idea. Not just us—even Feng Xingtong has no clue how they suddenly became like this.]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: Xiaoqi, do you even need to ask? Feng Shayan was naturally conquered by Gin-san's charm.]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: Gin-san doesn't mess around with pointless stuff. Conquering Feng Shayan only took one step—straight to the stomach.]**
**[Kashiwazaki Sena: "Straight to the stomach"? Is that an idiom? Did I miss that lesson?]**
**[Nami: @Kashiwazaki Sena, Sweetie, don't worry about it.]**
**[Su Xiaoqi: Hold on, something feels off. Let me ask around some more.]**
Su Xiaoqi closed the chat and glanced at the two walking ahead before turning to Feng Xingtong. "Xingtong, tell us again what you heard yesterday. The more details, the better."
Feng Xingtong nodded and recounted everything that had happened after the three of them returned to their residence.
Feng Shayan had taken Sakata Gintoki straight to her room, followed by the sounds of a one-sided beating and Gintoki's pleas for mercy.
After a while, the room fell silent—but not for long before the commotion started again.
This time, however, Gintoki's begging was short-lived. Then, it seemed like the two were talking inside, but their voices were too soft for Feng Xingtong to make out.
At dinner, Feng Shayan came out to grab food and left with a warning: "No matter what happens tonight, don't disturb me."
Then, the next morning, the two emerged from the room together, acting intimately.
Though Feng Xingtong did recall hearing faint phrases like "Can you even handle this, white-haired idiot?", "That's it?", and "Weakling" from their room in the middle of the night.
After hearing this, Su Xiaoqi and the others exchanged odd looks. What happened at night was obviously *that*. Leaving aside Gintoki's "straight to the stomach" claim, the only explanation for Feng Shayan's sudden change in attitude was one thing.
**[Lu Linglong: @Sakata Gintoki, you damn white-haired idiot! You told Feng Shayan about the chat group without my permission! Aren't you afraid she's just using you?]**
**[Lu Linglong: Does she even like you? She's after the group behind you! The Feng family is always scheming—weren't you supposed to be smart? How do you turn into an idiot the second a woman's involved?]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: Linglong, Gin-san knows you're worried about him getting played. But do you really think Gin-san would let himself get scammed?]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: Gin-san was going to surprise you all, but since you already know, Gin-san might as well come clean.]**
**[System Notification: Sakata Gintoki has uploaded "Hundred-Step Divine Fist" in exchange for points.]**
**[System Notification: Sakata Gintoki has uploaded "Shukuchi" in exchange for points.]**
**[System Notification: Sakata Gintoki has uploaded "Cosmic Fog" in exchange for points.]**
**[System Notification: Sakata Gintoki has uploaded "Spirit Manipulation" in exchange for points.]**
**[System Notification: Sakata Gintoki has uploaded "Spatial Warp" in exchange for points.]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: Just a heads-up, these abilities require "Qi" to use. @Lu Linglong, this is Gin-san's gift to you. Well? Touched? Falling for Gin-san now?]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: So, mortals, any last words?]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: Gin-san is heartbroken. After all this time, you've only seen Gin-san's flaws. Gin-san has so many shining qualities, yet you all pretend not to notice.]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: @Su Xiaoqi, Super Saiyan? Pfft. Gin-san doesn't even care about that.]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: From now on, you shall all address Gin-san as… Gin-god!]**
**[Lu Linglong: …]**
**[Su Xiaoqi: Holy shit. Fine, you win. I admit, you've outdone yourself this time. I'm impressed.]**
**[Nami: I'm speechless.]**
**[Kuroba Kaito: You can earn points like this? Am I just outdated, or is the world changing too fast?]**
**[Zhu Qing: The world never ceases to amaze.]**
**[Aizen Sōsuke: @Sakata Gintoki, You've forced me to reevaluate you.]**
**[Namikaze Minato: Both white-haired, but you're way more badass than Kakashi.]**
**[Kashiwazaki Sena: So cool!]**
**[Himejima Shuna: Ara~ I might have to start seeing you in a new light, Gin-san—no, Gin-god.]**
**[Tokisaki Kurumi: @Su Xiaoqi, Darling, let's go loot some techniques. You and Linglong worked your butts off yesterday, while this white-haired guy just had to sleep his way to 40,000+ points. Easy.]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: Xiaoqi, Gin-san won't stop you if you want to loot techniques. But leave the Wang family to Gin-san. Gin-san's cheap father-in-law doesn't matter—Gin-san just wants to vent some anger for Yanzi.]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: You stole Gin-san's chance to avenge Hua'er last night. Gin-san still needs to have a *long* talk with you about that.]**
**[Su Xiaoqi: …You're really something now.]**
**[Lu Linglong: @Sakata Gintoki, Don't tell me you're still planning to go after Hua'er.]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: Of course! Gin-san already said he won't hang himself on one tree. Not just Hua'er—everyone in this group except Zhuqing is Gin-san's wing.]**
**[Su Xiaoqi: You dare act this shameless in front of Feng Shayan?]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: Xiaoqi, Yanzi cares about face, so Gin-san lets her have her way in public. But at home? Gin-san calls the shots, just like how you listen to Zhuqing.]**
**[Zhu Qing: Oh really? Should we go ask her right now?]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: Zhuqing, we're all friends here. No need for that.]**
**[Su Xiaoqi: Heh.]**
**[Lu Linglong: @Sakata Gintoki, I'll admit, I misjudged you this time. So what's your plan now?]**
**[Sakata Gintoki: What plan? Gin-san will visit Yanzi when he has time. Gin-san's a busy man, after all.]**
**[Su Xiaoqi: Yeah, right. We're not idiots. Getting whipped by Feng Shayan isn't shameful. Neither is being called a "weakling." Hahaha.]**
[Lu Linglong: White-haired idiot, can you even handle it?]
[Tokisaki Kurumi: That's all?]
[Sakata Gintoki: *********.]
[Everyone: HAHAHAHA! Serves you right for showing off!]