[Nami]: @Zhu Zhuqing, Zhuqing girl, what did I tell you earlier? It hasn't even been a day yet! This change of heart is way too fast.**
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> **\[Lu Linglong]: Well… yeah, but whatever, I can't defend you on this one.**
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> **\[Sakata Gintoki]: Nami-chan, Linglong-chan, now you both see how great Gin-san is, right? Gin-san may *look* like a flirt on the surface, but deep down I'm actually super devoted.**
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> **\[Su Xiaoqi]: @Sakata Gintoki, @Nami, you two are actually kind of a good match in some ways.**
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> **\[Sakata Gintoki]: Even if you flatter Gin-san like that, I'm not helping you. That's what you get for stepping on Gin-san's golden… treasures.**
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> **\[Nami]: Excuse me? Good match my foot! @Zhu Zhuqing, I suggest you interrogate him immediately.**
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> **\[Zhu Zhuqing]: I trust him. If he were really into that Tokisaki Kurumi, he wouldn't leave her figurine with me.**
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> **\[Su Xiaoqi]: See? See? Look at the gap between people. @Nami, flip the table, we have nothing more to discuss.**
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> **\[Nami]: Fine, you said it. Su Xiaoqi, you'll regret this.**
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> **\[Su Xiaoqi]: Heh, do you think I'm Hiruzen Sarutobi and you're Danzo? Let's just wait and see.**
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> **\[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Ara, so this is how you send messages.**
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> **\[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Greetings, everyone.**
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> **\[Tokisaki Kurumi]: @Su Xiaoqi, darling, I've finally found you.**
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> **\[Su Xiaoqi]: ??????**
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> **\[Sakata Gintoki]: !!!!!**
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> **\[Lu Linglong]: (O\_O)**
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> **\[Nami]: Zhuqing girl, can you tolerate this? Your love rival just showed up to provoke you.**
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> **\[Zhu Zhuqing]: @Su Xiaoqi, get over here right now.**
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> **\[Su Xiaoqi]: @Tokisaki Kurumi, you have one minute to explain yourself. I know the identity of the First Spirit.**
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> **\[Su Xiaoqi]: And the rest of you—do you know who Tokisaki Kurumi really is? Do you know her personality? Don't be fooled by her harmless looks. She's killed not just thousands, but maybe tens of thousands of humans.**
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> **\[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Ara, Mr. Su Xiaoqi, you really do know me. Sorry for troubling you earlier—it was Ms. Nami who told me to do this.**
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> **\[Nami]: @Tokisaki Kurumi, I warn you not to spout nonsense here. Even if you've killed that many people, I'm not afraid of you. I've got this Saiyan, Su Xiaoqi, to protect me.**
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> **\[Su Xiaoqi]: Sorry, who are you? We're not that familiar.**
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> **\[Sakata Gintoki]: Nami-chan, don't be scared. Gin-san will protect you. I refuse to believe such a cute girl could kill so many people.**
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> **\[Nami]: …Can you even beat her?**
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> **\[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Mr. Sakata Gintoki, you're right. I haven't *personally* killed that many people.**
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> **\[Sakata Gintoki]: See? I knew Su Xiaoqi was lying. How could such a cute girl do such cruel things?**
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> **\[Tokisaki Kurumi]: I only *ate* those humans.**
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> **\[Sakata Gintoki]: Na-Nani? Eat… people? Gin-san suddenly thinks I drank too much today. Did I just say something in my sleep?**
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> **\[Lu Linglong]: Sh-she… she's not some legendary vampire, is she? No way! We girls are most afraid of that kind of thing!**
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> **\[Nami]: @Su Xiaoqi, wuwuwu, save me.**
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> **\[Zhu Zhuqing]: Xiaoqi, is she telling the truth?**
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> **\[Su Xiaoqi]: Yeah, she's not lying. But when she says 'eat people' it's not like you think—she uses her power to drag people into her shadow and devour them there.**
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> **\[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Ara, you really do know me. Then could you tell me about the First Spirit? In return, I could be your girlfriend.**
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> **\[Zhu Zhuqing]: Stay away from Xiaoqi. He already has me as his girlfriend.**
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> Zhu Zhuqing threw Kurumi's figurine to the floor. She truly hadn't expected that this seemingly quiet, cute girl was actually a ruthless killer—and now she was trying to steal her Su Xiaoqi.
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> **\[Su Xiaoqi]: @Tokisaki Kurumi, sorry, but my Zhuqing told me not to play with you. As for what I said earlier, it was just a meme from the internet.**
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> **\[Su Xiaoqi]: As for the First Spirit's identity—right now you're probably no match for her. Knowing won't do you much good, and people here are a little afraid of you. When you've earned their trust, I'll tell you.**
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> **\[Tokisaki Kurumi]: I see, then I'll have to work hard. @Zhu Zhuqing, you're a lovely young lady—your boyfriend is really something.**
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> **\[Zhu Zhuqing]: I know exactly how good he is. I don't need you to care.**
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> **\[Sakata Gintoki]: @Tokisaki Kurumi, lovely young lady, Gin-san's actually pretty great too. Want to get to know me?**
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> **\[Tokisaki Kurumi]: Ara, sorry, but I don't really like men with white hair.**
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> **\[Sakata Gintoki]: Damn it! How big is your bias against white-haired men? Gin-san's going to dye his hair tomorrow!**
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> **\[Su Xiaoqi]: You could also wear a wig.**
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> **\[Sakata Gintoki]: It's not a wig, it's Katsura.**
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> **\[Su Xiaoqi]: Hahaha, and you said you're not in love with that wig.**
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> **\[Sakata Gintoki]: Unforgivable!**
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> **\[Kuroba Kaito]: You're all having a great time, huh? When that thing suddenly showed up, I almost got caught by the cops.**
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> **\[Sakata Gintoki]: KID-sama! Over here! Gin-san is your biggest fan! Are you taking apprentices?**
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> **\[Kuroba Kaito]: Uh… Gin-san, was it?**
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> **\[Sakata Gintoki]: Of course! Gin-san's the easiest guy to get along with.**
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> **\[Kuroba Kaito]: I think… that white hair of yours might not be the best for a thief.**
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> **\[Sakata Gintoki]: Hey, hey, hey! You guys are too much! What's hair color got to do with being a thief? You always wear a flashy white coat when you steal, don't you?**
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> **\[Su Xiaoqi]: Hahaha, @Kuroba Kaito, nice one.**
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> **\[Kuroba Kaito]: Thanks. Say, do you know anything about my situation?**
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> **\[Su Xiaoqi]: A bit. The mysterious organization you're looking for uses animal code names, and their goal is to find the mystical 'Life Stone' Pandora to achieve immortality.**
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> **\[Su Xiaoqi]: For details, you can watch *Magic Kaito* and *Detective Conan*.**
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> **\[Kuroba Kaito]: That's enough. Thanks. If you ever need help, let me know.**
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> **\[Su Xiaoqi]: You're welcome. Alright, everyone, I'm off to sleep. Good night.**
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> **\[Zhu Zhuqing]: Good night. And don't chat too much with Tokisaki Kurumi.**
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> **\[Su Xiaoqi]: Okay.**
Su Xiaoqi closed the group chat with a smile. He hadn't expected Zhu Zhuqing to have such a jealous, girlish side—but he rather liked being cared about like this.
So, as always—Dai Mubai must die. No one can save him.