(Because grief is real, but being insane is more fun.)
🏥 Day 5 – Chaos Awakens
Lu Zeyan walked into her room with flowers.
He was calm. Peaceful. Ready to give her the healing retreat she deserved.
Instead, he found Xu Yinyin standing on the bed, yelling at a nurse:
"NO, I will NOT drink boiled grass leaves in a cup. I said iced bubble tea, and I meant iced bubble tea."
The nurse looked terrified.
Zeyan sighed.
"Yinyin, please get down."
She spun, dramatic.
"Do you love me?"
"You're standing on the bed."
"Do. You. Love. Me."
"Yes."
She grinned.
"Then tell her to get me my BUBBLE TEA."
🍣 Afternoon – Demanding Sushi
She refused the hospital food.
"This meal tastes like it came from a sad monk."
Zeyan: "It's for recovery."
Yinyin: "Recovery? From what? The trauma or the flavor?"
So he had a full-course sushi chef flown in.
And when he brought it in, she sniffed the plate and looked him straight in the eye:
"Zeyan… if you ever cheat on me, I will replace your shampoo with glue and call your ex just to emotionally confuse her."
"I don't have an ex."
"Exactly. Keep it that way."
🧠 Later – Insane Hacker Moves
She pulled out her tablet from under the bed.
"You thought I was resting? Babe… I've been tracking the other half of Shen Cong's shadow assets."
"Yinyin—"
"I hacked into their cryptocurrency wallets and sent donations to animal shelters."
"...Okay, that's actually kind of sweet."
"And a few...bomb threat alerts."
"YINYIN."
"Just fake ones. I put meow meow meow as the password."
"You're going to jail one day."
"And you'll be my lawyer. Wear a nice suit."
💍 Final Scene – Sea Trip Planning
Zeyan: "You said you wanted to go to the sea?"
Yinyin, eyes sparkling: "Yes. Somewhere with dolphins. Or hot shirtless surfers. Or both."
"You're married."
"Exactly. Now bring me sunscreen and a yacht."
He pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Do you want anything else, your majesty?"
She kissed his cheek and whispered:
"You. At night. With no interruptions."
His ears turned red.