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Chapter 13 - Chapter 13

After about ten minutes, Rasa arrived at his familiar-yet-strange home.

He headed straight for the kitchen—and disappeared.

Rasa was now deep underground, inside a hidden chamber seven meters beneath the kitchen floor.

He sat cross-legged on a stone bed, shaking his head.

"I didn't think Rasa would be this paranoid," he muttered to himself.

Apparently, the original Rasa had specifically bought this house for its secret basement so he could train in peace.

"There wasn't any indication of that level of paranoia in the original story… but then again…"

Considering how much of a background character Rasa was in canon, it kind of made sense.

With such a short appearance time in the original story, even if Rasa had paranoid tendencies, he didn't have time to show them.

Rasa didn't really need to go to the trouble of entering this underground chamber either, but he thought about it and figured—better safe than sorry. A little caution never hurt.

He summoned the system and mentally commanded:

"Redeem ten premium Favorability Fruits."

[Confirm expenditure of 30 Skill Points to redeem 10 Premium Favorability Fruits?]

"Confirm."

[Redemption successful. Remaining Skill Points: 340.]

Rasa paused for a moment, then mentally commanded:

"Use two Favorability Fruits on Tsunade!"

If you asked Rasa which beauty from the Naruto world he remembered best, it would have to be Tsunade.

Not just because she had more screen time than most female ninja—but because she was huge.

Just thinking of those two basketballs hanging on her chest…

Rasa, a 23-year-old virgin murder wizard, felt a deep stirring in his soul.

He had dreamed about Tsunade multiple times before, even imagining using all sorts of positions—who knew this day would come for real?

He couldn't help but wonder: Tsunade's watermelons, which looked bigger than her head in the anime—how jaw-dropping would they be in real life?

Before transmigrating, Rasa had been an honest, rule-abiding worker exploited daily by the capitalist machine. But his inner thoughts were far from pure.

He'd read plenty of R18 doujinshi.

Just as he was fantasizing about all the different ways he could play with Tsunade, the system's cold mechanical voice interrupted his thoughts:

[Ding! Use failed. The system cannot apply items to characters the host has never met in person.]

Rasa's brows furrowed.

Then his right hand clenched into a fist and slammed down on his thigh in frustration!

God damn it!

He hadn't expected the system to have this kind of restriction!

So much for his plan to max out the favorability of all the top brass in the other great ninja villages...

He had originally intended to use this method to quickly breeze through all Five Great Shinobi Villages.

Of course, Rasa would never admit that what made him most angry was the shattered fantasy of remotely brainwashing Tsunade into traveling across nations just to offer herself to him.

After venting his frustration the usual way—with a punch to his leg—Rasa calmed down and asked:

"System, just go ahead and tell me all the limitations."

Two minutes later, Rasa nodded slowly.

The restrictions for the system's Favorability Fruits were mainly twofold:

First —Characters Rasa had never seen in this life directly could not be targeted by the fruit.

For example: even though he knew Tsunade's name and appearance, he had never actually seen her in person.

Thus, he couldn't use the fruit on her.

However, any form of physical sighting would do.

Even if Rasa saw someone from hundreds of meters away—even if it was just him seeing her for a split second—it would count.

Even if it was her looking at him, or vice versa, for just one glance—it counted.

As long as there had been one encounter, it would be valid.

Second —Fruits could not be used on males, nor on women whose outward appearance was over 40 years old.

For example: a woman who is actually 45 but looks 25 or 30—she was eligible.

But if she looked over 40, then no.

After reading these conditions, Rasa let out a sigh of relief.

These restrictions were actually looser than he expected.

The first condition was easily handled—once his strength increased, he could just look at whoever he wanted to use the fruit on. A bit inconvenient, but doable.

As for the second condition? No issue at all.

Rasa had always been part of the "looks matter" club, and he considered himself a thoroughly vulgar and ordinary man.

He had no interest in using favorability fruits on men.

Even less interest in using them on women who looked like middle-aged aunties.

With all the restrictions now clear, the next question was:

Who should he use these ten fruits on?

Rasa thought for a while—but couldn't immediately think of which women he'd met in person would be worth using them on.

So he simply asked:

"System, can you list out all the eligible women I've met who I can use the fruits on?"

[Request detected. Generating list…]

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