After Lu Xiaoqiao finished the job, she put a tissue to pad her lower body. Then she walked out with her schoolbag sticking out. When she was almost at the door, she turned around and said to Chen Chu, "I will marry whoever of you can get into a key university in the future." Chen Chu agreed with a grunt. He didn't take it seriously at all. His goal was to get Lu Xiaoqiao. He would not regret having slept with this woman, and then move on to the next one. Thinking of Lu Xiaoqiao's sticking out little butt just now, it was still quite sexy. But he was still a little depressed, after all, he didn't have sex with a virgin. Chen Chu rode his 28 bicycle home first, and saw that his father didn't come back. He rode his bicycle around Yan San's house a few times, but didn't see the boy. So he went to Old Zhang's place.
"Old man, where are you chopping firewood?"
"Ah! Donkey, steal two trees for me when you have nothing to do. I'm running out of fuel..." Old man Zhang said, and chopped down with the axe in his hand again, splitting a branch into two pieces, and then filling the stove with it.
"Well, I'll buy you two tons of coal when the time comes. That'll save you a lot of trouble."
Coal at that time was not as expensive as it is now, mostly around 280 yuan per ton.
"Come on, I still prefer to burn wood, huh? You must have something to do here?" Old Zhang gave him a sidelong glance.
"Hehe, it's actually nothing serious, I've just been having some bad luck lately..."
"Tell me, what are they all about?" Old man Zhang sat cross-legged on the kang as the fire was burning brightly.
Chen Chu squatted down, took off his coat, and then helped Old Man Zhang chop wood.
"It's about women and fighting. Fighting is boring to talk about."
"Hehe..." Old man Zhang laughed softly.
"Donkey, stop playing tricks on me. Let's just tell you what's going on." Old man Zhang sat on the head of the kang, took the wine pot, took a sip of wine, and seemed to feel very refreshed.
"Yeah...it's about Yan San." Chen Chu recounted what happened yesterday and concluded, "How come the Big and Small Hong Quan can't beat Yan San's judo? I was almost strangled to death."
"Oh!" Old man Zhang sighed and slid down from the kang.
He was no more than 1.6 meters tall, and his back was hunched.
"Donkey! Come and try to strangle my neck. Use Yan San's trick. Oh, you can also use what Ji Yang taught you... Come on..."
Chen Chu looked at the thin old man Zhang and rubbed his hands.
"Old man, it's something else."
"Come on, I've been teaching you Kung Fu, but I've never fought against you. Let's try it today..."
"Huh...Okay, here I come!" Chen Chu said, and then locked old man Zhang's neck.
"Are you ready? Okay, I'm going to make a move!" asked Old Man Zhang.
"Okay!" Chen Chu had already strangled Old Man Zhang's neck and pressed his head with his other hand.
It felt like even Ji Yang wouldn't be able to escape anytime soon. Old Man Zhang grunted, pushed forward, and then let out a low "Hey!" He quickly raised his elbows and struck Chen Chu in the ribs.
"Ouch!" Chen Chu couldn't bear the pain anymore. He stepped back a few steps and sat down on the ground.
Old man Zhang smiled.
"Donkey, didn't you say that Xiao Hong Quan is useless and can't beat any Jiu-Jitsu? Look, I haven't even started fighting yet! This is just the opening move of Xiao Hong Quan..."
The starting position of Xiaohongquan is to stand upright, clench both fists at the waist, and extend both elbows backwards. Chen Chu did not expect that this starting position would be useful.
"Haha, donkey, any martial arts that are passed down must be useful, otherwise they wouldn't have been passed down for thousands of years. If they're still useless after thousands of years, isn't that a disease? It all depends on how deeply you've learned them. If you can apply what you've learned, then it's martial arts. If you can't, then it's just a show. For example, even if you have the sharpest sword, but you don't have the ruthless heart to kill and bloodthirst, then this sword is just scrap metal in your hands. You can scare people. For example, even if you have all the soldiers in the world, but you're not a good general, these soldiers are useless. It's better to retire... The quality of martial arts lies in the person who uses it. For example, Tai Chi is also very powerful..."
"Also, any martial arts, especially seemingly insignificant ones like Big and Small Hong Quan, requires comprehension and even decades of practice. Truly understanding the meaning of this martial art and applying it in actual combat requires even more practice. You're doing pretty well now."
Chen Chu grinned after hearing this. Old Man Zhang laughed.
"What? You're not convinced? Come on, use all your jutsu triangle locks or whatever!"
Chen Chu also grabbed Old Man Zhang's neck, as Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu often involves choking the head. Old Man Zhang remained motionless, waiting for Chen Chu's approval. Then, with a lurch, he lowered his hips and thrust his back forward. This time, Chen Chu sent him flying again.
"Ouch..." Chen Chu fell directly into a pile of debris and then climbed out.
"Haha, donkey, see? This is a simple stick-on mountain stance. If you use all your strength, it can paralyze the lower body and break bones and tendons. And, there's also the simplest over-the-shoulder throw, which can easily steal something. The moment your opponent gets close and strikes, the victory or defeat can be decided instantly. You're still too inexperienced..."
Chen Chu was knocked unconscious by the fall, and felt the bones in his thighs and back crackling.
"Old man, I didn't expect you to be so powerful."
"Bah! How can I teach you Kung Fu if you're not good enough? Come on, it's just a trivial matter like fighting. Don't mention it anymore, it's embarrassing enough. You haven't mastered Kung Fu yet, but you still say this is not good, that is not good. Don't ever say that I taught you Kung Fu again, I'm embarrassed for you. Hmm... However, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and the Muay Thai you mentioned are good ways to quickly learn Kung Fu. They are simple, cruel, and despicable, which is very suitable for you. Also, I will tell you the simplest and most practical moves."
When Chen Chu heard this, his ears pricked up immediately. He liked the despicable and insidious.
"What?"
Old Man Zhang looked around before saying, "Actually, the most powerful technique is... grabbing his crotch, grabbing his penis, and pinching it. See if he dares to move? If he does, I'll crush him. There's also gouging his eyes, hitting the back of his head, and then if the two of them get entangled, grabbing his ribs in the lower abdomen and pulling upwards, his ribs will be broken..."
"Huh..." Chen Chu took a breath of cold air.
Old Man Zhang taught Chen Chu all his dirty tricks except for the crotch grabbing trick, and finally warned him not to use them unless it was a crucial moment.
"Okay, let's talk about women!" Old man Zhang said one more sentence when he saw that Chen Chu had almost learned it.
"Oh, I made the road smaller today."
"It's a good thing, why are you unhappy?"
"She's not a virgin! Such a pure girl, I didn't expect she's not..."
Old man Zhang curled his lips: "What's the matter? You are only sixteen, aren't you a virgin? Besides, why should I give my virginity to you? Liu Cui, Xiaolian is not a virgin. She is married and sleeps with other men, but you enjoy her, don't you? It's good enough that she lets you have sex with her at 13. Don't be so ungrateful. If you have nothing to do, get out. I, an old man, want some peace and quiet." Old man Zhang said and lay down on the kang again.
"Hey, yes, there's something. It's about the singing I asked you about last time. I want to practice my song well, then take Wang Hongmei to the karaoke bar to sing, get her drunk, and then fuck her!"
"Good! Good! Young man, you are ambitious! I admire young people with ideals like you!" Old man Zhang sat up from the head of the kang with renewed energy.
"Just sing a song for me first."
However, as soon as Chen Chu started singing the first part of the song, Old Man Zhang couldn't stand it anymore.
"Donkey, stop it. Listen to me, you'd better give up your plan of using your singing to pick up girls. Is this a song? It's no different from a donkey's howl... To be honest, I've never heard anything so unpleasant. A donkey's howl should also have a rhythm, right? I really can't do anything about this noise without any rhythm..."
Old man Zhang seemed to have aged several years in an instant.
"No, old man, you have to help me with this!"
"Ahem, donkey, music is all about musicality. Some people are born with it. People with a strong musicality will naturally dance. The music in ancient times had five notes. Although it is not as good as the seven notes now, it is also unique and can create a beautiful artistic conception. There are also heroes who like to sing and dance, and use their breath to make it. There is a strong energy hidden in the music. A high-pitched part of the song explodes, collapsing mountains and cracking rocks. Forget it, you won't be able to listen to me if I tell you all this. How about this, you try to sing in a low voice, enunciating the words clearly, singing a little bit at a time, closing your eyes and slowly finding the feeling. You and the jade ring have a tacit understanding, and it will help you find the feeling and understand. This is all I can help you with."
Chen Chu said, "Oh." Old Man Zhang continued, "Oh, right, Donkey, singing also requires breathing. It's all about breathing. You can use it to adjust the syllables. If you master qigong and practice it well, singing will be a piece of cake. So you should practice more qi..."
"puff!"
Chen Chu farted, and Old Man Zhang immediately pinched his nose.
"Yes, that's how you practice. When you have nothing to do, go to a deserted place and practice. What did you eat today, kid? Your donkey fart stinks..."
... When Chen Chu returned home, he tried it in a low-key manner, starting with singing in a low voice, and it really had some effect. The jade ring on his chest flickered. An hour later, Chen Chu seemed to have felt something a little earlier. At this moment, the door rang. Chen Chu leaned over the window and took a look, and was startled. Damn! Why is Xiaolian here? Chen Chu was really sweating. He was not afraid that Wang Dasheng would come to settle accounts with him, nor was he afraid that Wang Dasheng would come to find Yan San. He was eager to have a good fight with Yan San. He was just afraid of the old women in the countryside. Their spit could drown people. If you walk in front, they will poke and point at you from behind with their fingers. It was really unbearable. Chen Chu wanted to pretend that he was not at home, but Xiaolian entered the yard, pinched her waist with her little hands, and started shouting.
"Is anyone from Old Chen's family? Chen Chu! Chen Chu, come out here! I have something to say!"
Buzz! Chen Chu's head was buzzing with excitement, and he felt a rush of excitement. Pretending to be away was no longer an option. Chen Chu slithered out of the house.
"Ah, Xiaolian...sister-in-law, haha, haha, here she comes."
Chen Chu walked into the yard and found his neighbor, Sun Wu, slumped over the wall, giggling. Liu Cui was tidying up the yard. Not far away, a 5'65" tall, tanned girl with big, wide eyes stared over. It was Sun Yuan. Chen Chu thought, "What the hell are you looking at? Sun Yuan, I saw your big ass too. And Sun Wu, I'm slapping you for laughing! Don't slap me! I've already fucked your wife eight times, and you're still laughing at me?"
"Alright, Chen Chu, you're calling me sister-in-law instead of Sister Xiaolian? You're really good at that!"
Xiaolian spoke word by word, pinching Chen Chu's arm hard with her slender white hands several times.
"Ouch..." Chen Chu cried out softly, his teeth bared as he was pinched. He thought to himself, this little wife is really hard to tell. She seemed quite honest before, but why is she so powerful now? But when you think about it, it's normal. You can't tell that Lu Xiaoqiao has slept with someone else...
"Hey, Sister Xiaolian, it's just the beer bottle you haven't returned. Can't I just double the money?"
"Chen Chu, come with me, I want to tell you something."
Xiaolian started walking out, leaving Chen Chu with no choice but to follow. As for the door, there was no need to lock it. Few people in rural areas locked their doors. When no one was home, the neighbors would watch over it. Besides, there wasn't much to steal from Chen Chu's house. Just a broken TV, a 14-inch black-and-white one that Chen Dejiang had bought for twenty yuan. A single trip wouldn't cover the thief's fees, lost wages, and so on. ... The two of them left the gate. Many villagers were enjoying the cool air on the main road, pointing and talking at them. Xiaolian, on the other hand, fiddled with her pigtails, her face expressionless. Chen Chu was beginning to feel a bit overwhelmed.
"Sister Xiaolian, where are we going? We can just talk here... Look, everyone is looking at us..."
"What's wrong? Are you scared? If you had known this would happen, why did you do it in the first place? He has the desire but not the courage to steal other people's wives, so why aren't you so single now? Besides, let them watch their own things, it's none of my business. My little lotus shoes are crooked, so I'm not really afraid of him getting them straight! What's going on?"
Chen Chu sweated, feeling that Xiaolian was even more ferocious than Laoba. Xiaolian smiled.
"Chen Chu, I came here to tell you, Wang Dasheng and I have already said this."
"Say, what did you say?"
"What else can I say? It's just a good thing between us! I told him the truth. I cheated on him and had an affair with someone else. Guess what Wang Dasheng said?"
Xiaolian said this and smiled at Chen Chu.