After dinner, with some time to spare, Chen Chu rode his 28-inch bicycle over to Old Man Zhang. The old man was still by the stove.
"Have you memorized the book?" asked Old Man Zhang.
"I haven't seen it yet!" Chen Chu took a look and saw a lot of sweat on Old Man Zhang's forehead.
"Old man, why are you sweating so much and still roasting the oven?"
"It's been an old problem for many years?" Old man Zhang shook his head, as if it was in pain.
"Rheumatism? Then you need to see a doctor sooner."
Old man Zhang just smiled and said nothing. He picked up the wine jug beside him and took a sip of wine.
"Sigh... By the way, brat, what's wrong with you?"
"Let me talk to you about women." Chen Chu smiled.
"Good! Great! Brat, I love hearing this. Tell me more..."
Chen Chu recounted the process of how he fucked Meng Xiaochen. The old man was chattering as if he was the one doing it. Chen Chu thought, would this old man get hard after hearing this?
"Well done... Haha, good, good, you're almost a disciple. And one more thing! A man should always behave like a man. That's called masculinity. Just like a woman's behavior is gentle and considerate, a man's behavior is masculine and arrogant... You won't understand even if I tell you this, but you will understand later."
Old Man Zhang took another look and saw that he had a wound on his face. Without saying anything, he pulled out a dirty gourd from under the bed and poured out something that looked like feces.
"Here, apply it on your face, I guarantee it will cure the disease..."
"Old man, what the hell is this? Does it work?"
"Huh? This is a good thing! I tell you, it's priceless. It's only because we've known each other for so long that I wouldn't sell it to you even for a tiny bit of it for a thousand yuan..."
Seeing Old Man Zhang's fuss, Chen Chu curled his lips. His face was filled with disbelief. Anyway, there was still some time, so he touched the wound on his face. As soon as he applied it, he felt his entire face burning. Like a burn, and it itched. He was about to reach out to scratch it when Old Man Zhang hit him.
"Don't touch it! It's growing flesh buds! You kid, you had a fight with someone, right?" Old man Zhang took another sip of wine.
"Well, a man is not afraid of fighting, let's not talk about this..." Chen Chu smeared the thing that looked like chicken shit on his face again, and it seemed to be very effective.
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"That's right! It's a bit manly, but I read your fortune yesterday and it said you're going to have a disaster soon. Be careful. Don't be too careless, and don't be too reckless..."
"I'm in trouble?" Chen Chu smiled.
"Old man, stop teasing me. I got the old scar. The three guys in the pool hall haven't beaten me. How can I be in trouble?"
"Alas! Young man, you still need to be tempered. Maybe suffering a loss is a good thing for you." Old man Zhang shook his head and sighed.
"Old man, how did you calculate it? Teach me!" After Chen Chu finished applying the remaining medicine on his face, he turned and said to him.
"I've already told you. Memorize the book first. I have a lot to teach you! Including how to make medicine. Oh, and do you want to learn how to make pills? Pills and acupuncture, those are all things Hua Tuo left behind..."
"Huh?" Chen Chu yawned loudly.
"I'm not going to be a doctor or a veterinarian in the future, so why would I learn that? Oh, by the way, I recently found a young woman in the store next to Wang Xia's house. She's quite sexy, and her thighs are really white. You said she's a whoremonger and a gambler. Now, help me decide whether I should sleep with her or not..."
"You..." Old Zhang glared angrily.
"Ah, you donkey... you're a complete asshole! Fine, as long as you agree to learn... learn alchemy, learn medicine, I'll tell you whether you can get her or not!"
As Old Zhang spoke, he began to rummage around in his messy room. Finally, he found a thin booklet in the corner of the wall.
"Listen, you idiot! If you memorize this booklet, I'll tell you. Otherwise, I curse all these women to abandon you and you'll be impotent for the rest of your life!"
Chen Chu was looking in the mirror at his face, which was covered with what looked like chicken poop. He was shocked when he heard what Old Man Zhang said.
"Old man, you are cursing people without me! What a piece of crap you want me to carry!" Chen Chu reached out and grabbed it.
Got a hand full of dust.
"Old man, where did you pick this thing up?"
"Oh, I forgot where I found it in the garbage dump. Anyway, just memorize it and don't show it to anyone. If I hadn't found the newspaper for stove starter just now, I would have used it to start a fire."
Chen Chu curled his lips and brushed off the dust. Old Man Zhang continued, "This is medical skills. After you memorize it, I'll give you some advice on how to deal with that woman in the store. Well... tomorrow, I'll give you a book on alchemy. Don't worry about whether it's useful or not, just memorize it..." Old Man Zhang saw Chen Chu was about to yawn again.
"Alchemy has a bright future!"
"Old man, I have something else to do."
Old Zhang said with a smile, "There's a lot of potential in refining elixirs. If you make aphrodisiacs, you can do it more than ten times a night without any back pain or leg weakness. You can even shovel more than ten ridges in one go!" Chen Chu's eyes lit up when he heard this. He said quickly, "Really? I'll learn it! I'll learn it even if I don't eat or drink! I must refine the aphrodisiac!" Old Zhang shook his head and smiled, "You idiot! Wash your face and look at your wound!" Chen Chu went outside, took some water from Old Zhang's broken basin, washed his face, and came back to look in the mirror. The wound on his face had healed.
"Old man...your medicine..." Chen Chu said as he ran to Old Man Zhang's messy things and started rummaging through them.
"Donkey! I'm decorating it for you! Don't take it all!"
... Old man Zhang had a kidneyache and gave Chen Chu a few gourds. He also told him to use them sparingly. Chen Chu smiled and went out to ride his 28 bicycle to school. Before leaving, he promised that he would memorize the medical booklet and then learn how to make aphrodisiac pills. Seeing Chen Chu leave, the smile on Old man Zhang's face suddenly froze. With his hand on his chest, he slowly sat down on the edge of the kang. He was shaking all over. It was as if he wanted to hug the stove in front of him tightly. He was shivering with cold. His lips trembled. Looking at the direction where Chen Chu left, he muttered in a low voice: Donkey, my days are numbered. I will help you go as far as I can. You will have to rely on yourself in the future. Old man Zhang covered his chest with his hand, his face was horrifyingly pale.
"Xian Zong... Even if I die, I will not let you have an easy life..."
... Chen Chu yawned as he rode the bicycle. He arrived at school just in time. Just as he sat down at his seat, the bell for self-study class rang. Normally, after the bell rang, each class would have a 'captain', which was actually one person from each class, and then three people would go to each class to check. If someone was late, one point would be deducted, or if there was a piece of paper on the floor, one point would also be deducted. If the blackboard was not wiped or not cleaned, or if there was dust on the windowsill, one point would also be deducted. The class that deducted the least points in a week would receive a mobile red flag... Chen Chu never cared about this. But today, when he looked up, he saw that the captain of his class had changed, and it was Zhu Na. This girl had a red armband on her arm, just like a little Red Guard, so awesome. Looking at Chen Chu's appearance, his two big eyes were looking up at the ceiling. Oh, such madness, such coquettishness. Chen Chu sneered in his heart. I thought to myself, first I'll memorize Old Man Zhang's shitty book, then fuck that bitch with long white legs, and then... hehehe, that's Zhu Na, wait until I fuck you, and see if you still dare to stare at me like that? Chen Chu thought of this and laughed smugly.
"Don't laugh!" Zhu Na turned around and glared at her, then walked out with the student representatives selected from the other two classes.
Chen Chu ignored her, thinking it was just a donkey's bray. He thought to himself, what a bullshit student representative, what a bullshit team leader, if he had that kind of time, he might as well study hard! Tsk! Not good at studying, but still doing useless things. Chen Chu yawned. But looking at Zhu Na's slender body, he got hard. This chick was just so arousing, and her roughness was really unbearable. If I could rough her up, I wouldn't mind being scolded every day. Chen Chu looked around, then pretended to be making trouble, took out an English book, and then took out some medical book of Old Man Zhang and put it between the English book to read. Inside was the old man's cherry-shaped calligraphy. And this time the brushstrokes were even more powerful.
"The human body has twenty-eight meridians. When feeling the pulse, there are three acupuncture points: Cun, Guan, and Chi. Each point has four types of pulse: light, heavy, slow, and fast. The pulse varies from person to person. Some people feel their pulse at the neck, while others at the ankle..."
Chen Chu studied silently, the jade ring on his chest dimly gleaming. After forty-five minutes of self-study, he'd already read a third of the booklet. It wasn't that he was slow, but the tiny print was densely packed on both sides. Even though the characters were small, Chen Chu could still make them out clearly. There were also illustrations of acupuncture points. How many acupuncture points were there on the human body, and what each point was responsible for? And there were so many hidden acupuncture points, so numerous and densely packed. Chen Chu flipped straight to the last page and was startled. He didn't know what kind of paper the booklet was made of. It looked like it had only a few dozen thin pages, but it actually had over three hundred. He'd only read a little over eighty. On the back cover, there were two figures, one male and one female, with acupuncture points densely packed on them, practically a crisscross pattern. Chen Chu's mind was racing with these thoughts. He couldn't help but wonder how Old Man Zhang had gotten him to learn so much lately. He'd only just begun learning Zhouyi divination, and now he was asking him to learn some kind of medical technique. Of course, his favorite thing was to make aphrodisiac pills. The bell rang and the students in the class ran around. Chen Chu was still reading at the last table. No one paid any attention to him. Zhu Na, on the other hand, turned around and saw Chen Chu concentrating on his English book. Her face flushed with disbelief. She wondered if this guy had really changed his nature and started studying as Wang Xia said? ... The first two classes were politics and history. Chen Chu only held up the textbooks: the history textbook in the history class and the politics textbook in the politics class. And all his energy was focused on the booklet that was blocked by the textbooks. Including the self-study class, three classes passed. Chen Chu didn't move. Like a wooden sculpture. Finally, Ma Xiaohe touched him.
"Chen Chu, it's almost time for exercise."
Only then did he realize that he had been sucked into this medical skill.
"Oh, I see."
Chen Chu didn't leave, but closed his eyes to savor the moment. His mind seemed to conjure up the images of the two bodies, one male and one female, and he tried to identify the densely packed acupuncture points on them. After a moment, he opened his eyes. He saw Wang Xia's office door was open. She was looking at him. Seeing Chen Chu, she blushed and immediately closed the door. Chen Chu smiled. He thought to himself, I haven't fucked Wang Xia in days. Is Teacher Wang Xia's pussy itching too? Is there a flash flood? Just like Liu Cui said this morning, she wants it. Does Wang Xia want it too? Chen Chu had only glanced at Wang Xia and saw that she was wearing black stockings today. His eyes lit up. He imagined himself hugging Wang Xia's thighs in black stockings, inserting his cock between her buttocks and fucking her hard. Just then, the call for assembly came from outside. Students ran towards the playground like locusts. Chen Chu left the classroom and went straight to knock on Wang Xia's office door. Thinking about how Wang Xia would be roughed up by him with her bare bottom, he couldn't help but get hard.