( Few weeks later, Mr Samuel had already planned to poison himself and the next thing he thought of before killing himself was to write his will ).
Lawyer: Good day Mr Samuel.
Samuel: Good day lawyer.
Lawyer: How may I help you?
Samuel: Am here to write my will.
Lawyer: What did you just say?
Samuel: I said am here to write my will.
Lawyer: The fact your mother died doesn't mean the end of life.
Samuel: I have a supermarket, four plots of land, three storey building, two bedroom flat and eight million in account.
Lawyer: Am sorry let me get a pen and paper. Alright am set.
Samuel: The money in...
Lawyer: Please can you start again.
Samuel: I have a supermarket, four plots of land, three storey building, two bedroom flat and eight million naira in account.
Lawyer: Okay go on.
Samuel: The money in my account should to the orphanage home, the supermarket and three storey building to my friends Thomas and Daniel...
Lawyer: Don't forget your family is still there.
Samuel: The four plots of land should go to Greater Grace Baptist Church.
Lawyer: What of your family?
Samuel: And the two bedroom flat to my gateman.
Lawyer: You didn't give your family any share.
Samuel: How is that your business?
Lawyer: Pardon me you may go.
( The next day Samuel was found dead in his room. The properties were shared according to his will without any of his wife having a share from it ).