Jaine rushed behind the goblins countering them by trying to choke their neck, but the goblins countered jaine back by releasing their toxic aura from their skin.
Jaine almost felt as he was one edge away from dying so he backs as far as possible from the goblins.
"Bruztha this byitch gonna ve an eesy killz"
"Hmm.. quietz certainzly"
Jaine realised that his ass was too weak to even defend himself from these fat goblins so he tried to runaway as far as possible. But these fat goblins somehow ran almost as fast as jaine.
"What the fuck?" Jaine says as he saw two fat-asses running in his direction. Not only were these fat goblins running towards jaine, they were simultaneously dancing while doing it.
"Ah ehll nah system. HELP!.... HELP!...HELP ME!"
[...]
[Your bitch ass is not surviving this shit right now brother🥀]
Jaine closed his eyes with a great dissapointment in his face as he gets ready to get fucked up by these fat goblins.
Suddenly he feels a big hand grabbing him.
"Heheheheheheheheheheheh" he hears.
"We've done itz bruthaz!"
"Tonightz meals iz gonna be litz!!"
Suddenly they start to take jaine with them. Jaine could not do shit to release him from the goblins. He realised that his fate was sealed and there was literally nothing he coukd possibly do to save himself right now.
He takes a swift breath and thinks of a way. Suddenly his head gets bashed in the rocks and he faints on the spot bleeding intensely.
The goblins laugh at the lying body of jaine as they couldn't believe how weak jain actually was. They started to joke that If they consume it right now they would probably lose mass from their body. So they threw jaine's body like a pile of trash across the trees.
It landed on the many dead bodies that was surrounded there. Jaine could not put himself back together as he was unconscious from the attack.
'Why am I so weak?' He asked himself as he looked over the goblins who were now consuming the dead bodies of the villagers one by one. Unable to do anything, he lied down and slowly lose consciousness.
[...]
[ Is this how your story is gonna end jaine?]
'...'
' if it wasnt fir you I'd be a dead meat from yesterday honestly.'
[So you're saying i am the reason to why your existence is still relevant? Well, I must say that I am quite flattered by your words jaine.]
'Hehe... can you just get me back together.'
[...]
'Look I know that I am unconscious in my body organs but atleast my soul isn't fucked up.'
[ Eventhough o really wanted to help you....you just can't become him if you're still conscious by your soul]
'What the fuck do you mean by that?'
[Listen jaine, i don't wanna be the one who has to tell you the news..... Eventhough I am the only one who knows this information.]
'What in the fuck are you saying right now?'
[All of this was a mistake made by the greater system and now I am STUCK with someone like you Eventhough my JOB is to do reincarnation of other lonely males from all round the world and make them 'Feel' they are special and loved eventhough they are just perks who should respectfully die]
'Whoa are you showing me your frustration side right now?'
[...]
[ Jaine you're like the 990,990,813 reincarnated person in another universe. So what I'm trying to say is that I have done this piece of shit for 990,990,813 FUCKING times and this is like the first time I've been stuck with someone. So obviously, if this doesn't sound like frustration I will literally do another reincarnation where you're dying forever!]
'Holy shit dude chill out, I'll hear your crashing outs later on. Can you please like..... HELP me get out of this situation before I get killed by two fat fucks?'
[...]
[Sometime i wonder why I picked this stupid activity. Instead of something cooler like giving random teens a superpower ranking system or something else. Yet I'm here with a buffon like you...]
[System loading...]
[System making jaine locked the fuck out for some minute]
'He-' jaine gets knocked out.
[Finally... some peace of mind...]
[...]
[...wait...]
[...what are the goblins doing right now?]
The goblins were consuming the dead villagers body asthey tapk about how weak jaine was.
[Man I wish I had a human body right now...]
[.. I could be shit-talking about this bastards with them right now..]
The goblins then stood up from their respective places.
"Myanz this feasting was vary good brotha."
"Indeed my brotha."
They both dapped each other up with immense force. The noise was so loud that the villagers coukd hear it inside of their home. Then the two goblins fated simultaneously together with great force.
They started laughing their ass of while pointing at each other.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha Thaz will nevar getz old brotha."
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, indeed brothaz."
They both looked at the laying body of jaine. Then they looked back at each other. They looked at the laying body of jaine, then they looked at each other again.
They started bursting tears of laughter after they looked at each other for the second time.
"Yokoloko mami, thiz biz iz even funnier than us farting in sync brotha!"
"Yokoloko I couldn't agree wiz you morz !"
They looked at each other with a serious face and then say down again. They started to argue on who was going to eat jaine and who was going to laugh at the person eating jaine.
"Letz zettle thizz with a rock paper and knives. What do you say blon?"
"Hehehe, let DO ITZ GLON!"
Both covered their hands and thought to do a best of three.
"1"
"2"
"3"
"ROCK! / KNIVES!"
Blon won the first round.
"FUCK" Blon screamed in anger. On the other hand glon was laughing his ass off.
"1"
"2"
"3!"
"PAPER! / ROCK!"
Glon won the second round.
"SHIZ! I SHOULDN'TZ HAB CELEBRATED EARLYZ!" Glon screams with anger filled in his eyes. Meanwhile blon could just look at him smirking with his eyes wide open as if he was making it seem that he was going to win this match.
"1"
"2"
"3!"
"KNIVES! / PAPER!"
Glon won the rock, paper and knives.
Goon looked very angered with his victory as he looked like he didn't want to eat jaine. One the other hand blon was bouncing his whole body like if he had been saved from a disaster.
[...]
[I thought these fat-ass goblins were cool at first, now they just sound like retarded dickheads]
The goblins walked themselves towards jaine's dead body. One of them was walking with the most dissapointed face a goblins could ever make while the other one was looking as joyful as ever. One could say the goblins looked like the ying and the yang at that time.
[...]
[Guess I got to save this lover's body again..]
[What am I even doing with my existence man?]
[System : reloading]
[Waking : punapy The folklore]
As the goblins were walking towards jaine's lifeless looking body, suddenly it vanished from the place it was in.
Both of the goblins looked confused and looked at each other as if they had any knowledge what the fuck had just happened. They looked round and round but couldn't find a single clue as to what in the hell just happened. They even thought that they were dreaming for a second and considered their life choices.
But suddenly They heard a ominous voice creaking from the woods. They were confused as if they had encountered a strange entity.
They Bashed the woods around them to make sure noone would've attacked them. They even looked at each other and made sure to look for each other's back. But even though they looked each other's back. The entity striked a blow harder than the winds and made the fat goblins fall.
The goblins stood up immediately and tried to understand the situation they were currently in. This wasn't just a fun game anymore. It was about life or death.
Suddenly they hear a whistle and throw a branch at the whistle direction. But suddenly the whistle came from another direction and another until the whole surrounding sounded like a silent siren.
The goblins lashed out and screamed from their mighty lungs, erupting into a loud noise to destroy the whistle's sound wave.
It suddenly became silent as they tried to figure out who the entity was. Suddenly they looked behind as they heard a crack of a branch.
They saw jaine again. But they knew that it wasnt the same person that they were facing.
Eyes filled with terror, punapy started to walk slowly towards the fat goblins as it looked like it was targeting them as their new prey....
[System loading...]
[Objective : slaughter]
{To be continued....}