MC POV
Finally, I finished all the shopping. Now I am feeling sleepy again. Babies really like sleeping, I guess.
A few hours later,
Oh, it's so comfortable, I could sleep forever in a condition like this. But what donkey is talking and laughing so loudly!
Ugh, I can't sleep like this.
When I opened my eyes, the first thing I saw was snow white skin in front of me. As I tried to make sense of what I'm seeing, I realized what it was. It's boobies! And I'm sucking on it right now.
Dying an unmarried teenage virgin in my past life, I've never seen boobs this close. But in an instant, I realized who these boobs belong to. It's my new mother, breastfeeding me right now.
Now I can't think of anything perverted. Guess I'm not into incest. But I promise myself that I'll get a girlfriend with big boobs and booties as soon as I'm old enough!
Now let's see who's making such a loud noise.
Third-person POV
A few hours earlier
Hakuōki Asahi, Father of Hakuōki Arata, is feeling like the happiest man in the world. His wife just gave birth, and it's a cute and strong boy. With a heart filled with joy, he called his father to inform them of this happy News. Although they were really not on talking terms after they fought over his not taking over their ancestral dojo.
He is from an ancient samurai family, and his father, being the head of the current dojo and its teachings, wanted his son to take over after him. But Asahi always loved cars. So he studied mechanical engineering to open a shop that modifies cars.
So he and his father had a fight. That caused them not to be on talking terms.
But Asahi knew how happy his father would be if he knew about his grandson. So reluctantly, he called his father.
"Hello, who is this?" asked an old man with a domineering voice.
"Hi Dad, it's me, Asahi." Asahi bit hesitantly replied.
"Oh, after so long, what made you call this old man? Did you get into any trouble?"
"Actually, Dad, I've called to give you a happy news. You just became a grandfather. Amaya just gave birth to a baby boy."
"What! Why didn't you tell me sooner?" An enraged shout could be heard from the other side of the phone.
"Well, I thought you didn't want to talk to me, so I didn't call you."
" ENOUGH! Tell me which hospital you are in RIGHT NOW!"
"O o ook ok. Sorry. I mean, calm down, Father, we are currently in Miyagi Children's Hospital…"
Beep.. Beep.. Beep.
As soon as he said the name, the call ended from the other side.
Asahi was dumbfounded.' Such unfair treatment, I'm your son, you know.' Asahi grumbled inwardly.
MC POV
I saw an old woman and my mother laughing, and my father was grumbling in one corner, being scolded by an old man. It turns out they're actually laughing at my father's misfortune.
Humph, I guess since it's my beautiful mother laughing at that lucky man's misfortune. 'Damn, I feel jealous of that bastard, getting to marry such a beauty.'
As I was paying attention to their conversation, even though I understood nothing they were saying, I didn't notice when the old lady came to my side and started playing with my hands and making faces. For some unknown reason, that made me laugh more than any racist jokes from my past life ever could.
I saw my mother smiling at our interactions. I don't know why, but as I looked at her love-filled eyes, I couldn't help but be mesmerized by them. And unconsciously called her "mother" out loud.
But due to my undeveloped vocal cords, all that came out was cute baby noises. 'DAMN I'm embarrassed.' But it seems the noise got everyone's attention. And all of them focused their attention on me.
The old man seems especially pleased for some reason. 'ok. This creepy grandpa is making me uncomfortable. I wanted to experience the whole newborn thing completely, but it seems, not understanding anyone as they're talking around me is driving me nuts. So I'm buying the ability to understand all languages!
'A.I. With this treasure, I summon thee, answer my call, and buy me an ability that lets me understand all languages. As I said, I'm going nuts.
"Of course, sir. Buying an ability called Omnilingual that lets you understand every form of language in all the multiverse."
'Cool.'
Now let's see what this old man is talking about.
"Ha Ha Ha, my grandson is just as strong as he is intelligent. He'll make the perfect samurai."
"Dad, he is just one day old. Stop trying to turn him into a samurai. And making baby noises doesn't mean he's intelligent," as father said that, everyone in the room gave him an unapproving glare.
"Well, I don't say it like that. I mean, he's still too young to even hold a katana, so let him grow up a bit." He tried to defuse the situation.
"Humph! He'll start learning Kenjutsu as soon as he can hold a katana, and I'll teach him all the kata before he turns 3." Said my grandpa with pride and authority.
"Ok. Calm down, both of you. He'll only learn katana if he shows interest in it. I'll not let my son grow up like he's in the Zenin clan. He'll get the freedom to be whatever he wants in the future. Now stop fighting in front of him." My mother said in a calm voice, but everyone calmed down, even my grandpa.
My mother is the Best!
Looks like my mother has quite the influence in the family. And a samurai? Not bad, I guess. Having samurai genes is pretty cool, and a katana is a badass weapon. So nothing to worry about.
The only problem I'm having right now is regarding my pooping and peeing. I can't really hold any of that with this baby body of mine, so periodically, I've been involuntarily doing the deeds this whole time. It's shameful, yes. But who'll blame a baby for shiting his pants, and I'm not even wearing pants, it's a diaper. So all is well.
So for the meantime, I'm all set. I've nothing to worry about, but as a precaution, I'll put up a vector barrier around my mother. Never can be too careful.
It's not like I love her or anything. I'm only doing it cause she is my only food source.
[A.N.: MC might act like a tsunare sometimes, but only in his thoughts.]
Ok! I'm sleepy and hungry again. Mommy's nipples, here I come. I started to make baby noises while looking at my mother and extending my arm towards her. I was trying to convey my emotions through eye contact. Heard mothers can sense what their children need.
And soon those rumors turned out to be true as my mother kicked everyone out of the room and started feeding me. Once again, I fell asleep in extreme comfort.
Kurusu Amaya POV
Finally! I'm a mother now! I have a cute little son that I've given birth to. My own baby boy. I was both afraid and excited about the childbirth, and yes, it was painful, extremely painful. But when the pain lessened and I finally got to see my son in my arms, I felt complete, like I got something that I wanted my entire life.
As my baby boy slept in my arms, I couldn't help but look at him and caress him with love and care.
I'm ready to protect my baby at any cost! I know how dangerous this world is; there are not only humans, but supernatural entities called curses that exist in this world.
Curses (呪い, Noroi) are malevolent spiritual entities created from negative human emotions such as hatred, fear, envy, or sorrow. These emotions accumulate in places where people congregate and often give birth to cursed sprites. Most people can't see them, so most of the world is oblivious to the curse's existence. But they are extremely dangerous.
Although people called jujutsu sorcerers regularly kill the big and powerful cursed spirits, they can't really protect us all. After all, jujutsu sorcerers are few in number, and the society that controls the sorcerers is too selfish and hardheaded to properly do their job.
So I must protect my child. I have to keep him happy and protect him from cursed sprites.
I don't know if he'll be sensitive to cursed energy or not. Either way, I'll raise him to be a strong boy, and if he wishes to become a samurai like his grandpa, I'll let him, but if he is sensitive to cursed energy, then I'll train him to be as strong as possible. So that he can protect himself from any danger he might face in the future.
As I was thinking about my son's future, I slowly fell asleep with my baby in my arms.