In the end…
Klein still decided to name it "Black Wukong."
Crap!
He forgot to check whether this "King of Baboons" was male or female.
When he looked—no gender.
Guess he was overthinking it.
If it turned out to be a female, calling it "Black Wukong" would've been super awkward.
[Name successfully registered!]
[Pet Upgrade Limited-Time Gift Pack Incoming!]
[…]
???
A Pet EXP Fruit?
One fruit = 100 EXP.
Buy!
Klein knew that raising pets in games was always expensive.
But in this game, pets didn't just fight alongside the character—they boosted stats. More importantly, training pets had real-world feedback too.
Money well spent!
Buy the whole bundle!
No sooner had he purchased the bundle than another package popped up—
[Super Value Bonus! Limited Time Offer!][Only 6,888,000 Berries to unlock your second Pet Slot!]
What!?
Second Pet Slot???
Nearly 7 million Berries? Klein had just spent nearly 10 million, and now his head was spinning.
He hadn't even played for ten minutes yet, and the game was about to drain 20 million Berries from him.
Making money is hard!
But spending it… it vanishes like water!!
How is this sustainable!?
Buy it.
If dogs won't buy it, I will!!
Bank Account – 6,888,000 Berries.Of the 30 million he saved up, just a little over 10 million was left.
Klein immediately felt the crushing weight of being broke again.
Panic.
Still, if Tsuru's suggestion for making money could start generating profits soon, it would definitely ease his financial pressure.
He needed money!
The more, the better!!
[Unlock Successful.]
Klein saw that beside the icon of Black Wukong, a second slot had appeared.
He quickly returned to his inventory and clicked on the Random Pet Box he had obtained from the Sailing Pass.
The box opened.
A new icon appeared—looked like a shelled seal?
Kung Fu Dugong!
Kung Fu Dugong.
"So it's this little guy. Looks like a solid pet."
It definitely left an impression on Klein.
They were a group of adorable desert-dwelling animals in the Kingdom of Alabasta, obsessed with kung fu.
One of them even mimicked Luffy's punches and set out on an adventure.
Some of them…
Even mastered Armament Haki!
If a Kung Fu Dugong Turtle can learn Armament Haki, can you really say Armament Haki is hard?
If you still can't use Armament Haki (can't rank up), maybe look at yourself!
Maybe you're just not trying hard enough!?
Maybe you're just not putting in the work!?
Klein was in a good mood after drawing a Kung Fu Dugong. While the quality wasn't insane—
It loved martial arts, was amphibious, and—
Most importantly—had decent IQ! Unlike many other creatures in One Piece, which had garbage intelligence.
Klein immediately equipped the Kung Fu Dugong in the second pet slot.
Looking at the screen, the yellow-skinned, seal-like creature with a green turtle shell on its back looked adorable—seriously cute.
Time to give it a name.
The first few that came to mind: Green Bull, Turtle Hermit, and Dumbass Turtle!
Of course…
He couldn't forget the legendary and infamous simp—Two-Faced Turtle!
Two-Faced Turtle.
These characters had all left a deep impression on Klein, so those were the first names he considered.
Which one to choose?
Two-Faced Turtle!
He'd use that name to remind himself—and everyone else—never be a simp.
Don't be a turtle simp!
He remembered hearing gossip about some poor author losing all his royalties from simping…
Even if it wasn't true—lesson learned!
And that voice line echoed in his mind: "I'll never be a simp again!" (sobbing)
[Name successfully registered.]
Two pets—one "King of Baboons," one "Kung Fu Dugong." Klein was in a great mood.
"In the future, when pets have real-world feedback, mounts, bodyguards, bag carriers, sword holders…"
"All of it—pets can handle it."
"And little bros like them are loyal to boot. Not bad, not bad."
Pets are great. Pets need to be trained!
Then, he started examining the pet skills. The King of Baboons was a rare pet with a passive talent—high-level mimicking and learning ability.
The Kung Fu Dugong was slightly lower in quality, but came with talents like Underwater Breathing, Swimming, and Enhanced Martial Arts Training Efficiency.
As for skills—
Klein learned that you needed to put the pet in the Training Room to study and train.
Previously, there was only a Swordsmanship Mentor, but now any character proficient in martial arts, footwork, or combat skills could become a mentor.
There was even—
Monkey D. Luffy!?
But was his teaching any better than that fake mentor Rayleigh?
Luffy's build, in One Piece terms, was skinny as hell—worse than Klein himself.
Since he transmigrated, he never lacked food and drink. His body was closer to Zoro's.
Pretty decent.
Of course, the mentors also included the fan-favorite Gold Medal Instructor—Kaido-sensei.
And Binggorou!!
Actually, there was another guy who was an excellent teacher—
My bro—Monkey D. Garp!
Luffy, Ace—he just casually trained them. And he poured everything he had into teaching "Deserter King" Koby, my dear brother.
I'll definitely give him a few Justice Fist Smacks next time. Why the hell was the deserter king training so hard?
Currently, he had only unlocked two mentors: Kyros and Golden Lion Shiki.
But Shiki was currently on AFK mode.
So he assigned the idle Kyros to Black Wukong for training.
"Hmm, with the King of Baboons' learning talent, it should be able to master Thunder Destruction Sword, right?"
Klein knew Kyros was a pretty solid teacher.
He had loads of battle experience and went undefeated in thousands of matches in the Dressrosa Colosseum.
Even as a one-legged toy soldier, he trained Rebecca into a competent swordfighter.
Rebecca.
Not bad at all.
Hopefully, Black Wukong would work hard and learn Thunder Destruction Sword soon.
As for the Kung Fu Dugong "Two-Faced Turtle", he had no mentor lined up yet.
Klein opened the new Mentor Gacha Pool and rolled once.
All fragments.
He kept browsing his inventory and found the Named Sword Chest. Last time, he got:Great Grade Sword: Wado Ichimonji.
Let's see what comes this time.
Klein took a deep breath and focused, whispering a little prayer:
"Heavenly Spirits, Earthly Spirits, let me draw something top-tier!"
"Blessings of the Mysterious Celestial Sovereign, the Celestial Lord of Xuanhuang, the Supreme God of Xuanhuang, the Celestial Venerable of Xuanhuang..."
He suddenly remembered… this sounded a lot like The Fool's prayer in Lord of the Mysteries. What if chanting this warped him straight to the Fog Above?
And he ends up sitting on The Fool's throne?
"Manifest, I command you!"
Icons of various famous swords flashed before his eyes—blue, purple, and gold.
Three colors—Grade, Great Grade, Supreme Grade.
Whoosh whoosh whoosh—
The roulette flickered past countless famous swords, until finally…
Amenonuhoko!
Amenonuhoko.
Also one of the 21 Great Grade Swords!
The scabbard was adorned with floral engravings. The guard had a triple-petal shape. Forged by a master swordsmith from Wano Country.
In the anime, it was the blade wielded by Kozuki Oden, later passed down to Momonosuke.
[Great Grade Sword: Amenonuhoko!]
[Amenonuhoko.][Attack: …][Special Attributes: Increased Damage …][Crit Rate +…][Haki Damage Bonus: …][Swordsmanship EXP Bonus: +5%!]
[Review: A legendary sword said to be able to cut down the sky itself.]
[Friendly Reminder: This sword left a deep scar on Kaido. Holding this sword increases Kaido's aggro by +1000%.]
Very funny.
Klein smirked: "LOL, Kaido's probably still in his mama's belly right now."
"His aggro? That's trash. Let him come—I'll spank his ass!"
Wait—
Chotto matte! Chotto matte!!
"Kaido's supposed to be born next year?"
"Does that mean… I could be his godfather???"
Hisssss—
Klein took a sharp breath. His scalp tingled like it was about to explode.
Numb!
A surge of who-else-but-me energy rocketed to his crown!