HEY, Homies sorry I forgot to update you how the rest of our night went….which was because Nate was cleaning me, like he said he would, I was literally doing nothing and he was still apologizing for hitting my ass that hard_ I think I made him forgot that I was also involved, plus we were both horny. So yeah, he did all that-gave me all that treatment, gave me two Advils, and just dosed up because he wouldn't even let me try writing you guys. Yes, you can blame him for the delay.
Anyway, I woke up this morning and he wasn't beside me to cuddling_ instead I found myself cuddling a pillow? I know he did that on purpose, why he does he always wants to get on my nerves?
So I got up, still wearing my pajamas, tired and sore from last night. Then I dragged my sore-ass self downstairs to find my man.
There he was, shirtless again. Looking annoyingly cute, very innocent.
For a second, I thought he already went to the gym without kissing me goodbye and I was about to file for emotional abandonment again. But no, he was just…..standing there. Sipping coffee like a menace that he is.
"Oh, look who's finally awake," he said, not even turning around fully.
"I thought you left me," I said, sounding grumpy and my arms crossed like I was low-key staring at his back muscles. God I love staring at his cute-bum…
"Why would I leave? You can barely walk,"
Is this what I woke up for? A silly comment from my hot boyfriend, God I hate him!....
"Stop teasing," I said, holding onto the kitchen counter like I was his mother. I mean this guy need to be corrected, I refuse to be horny this early "You know I hate dirty talks this early. I literally just prayed to the Lord Jesus Christ."
He laughed into his mug like I was crazy. Wait, am I? "You're so dramatic,"
Now I'm dramatic and crazy?
"No, I'm realistic. You're a baby devil Nate. You do crazy things to people when unsupervised."
He leaned against the fridge, all shirtless and smug "So…you don't want round two?"
Hell no, I refuse to be horny this early, so yes I just glared at him.
He raised his hand "We both know I'm joking. C'mon I wouldn't fuck that ass for a billion dollars right now, it needs a vacation till you decide"
Yeah we, hotties know he's also lying about two things right now. His first lie is that he clearly wants to fuck and the second lie is that I don't decide, not when he's seducing me. Yeah that turns me on somehow…..
Anyway I gave him a bold stare "you're mocking me"
"I'm honoring your pain"
"And I'm hungry" I replied.
He opened the fridge, probably looking for something that could stop me whining about food. So, he found apples, chips and he was giving me he said "Eat this while I cook breakfast before you start crying about real food"
Aww, I feel like I should praise him with some flirting.
"Aww, keep it up Nate. Maybe if you turned into my perfect gentleman, I could turn up sucking your dick," I said, laying it down like it was today's newspaper. I mean he thinks he's the only with a naughty attitude_ forgetting I'm also a bitch who came all the way from church
Wait up, he didn't even flinch just kept leaning on the counter and won't stop touching his chin, like he had a fucking mustache_ probably thinking of his throw back words
"So, breakfast is the price of admission now?" he finally asked after behaving dramatic. "Damn. Inflation's crazy"
I swear to God, all I could do was to roll my eyes and said "Keep talking back. That dick gonna stay untouched till Jesus comes back."
He laughed and walked over, slow as hell and stood behind me while I just pretend like I wasn't watching his reflection in the microwave door
"Say that again while looking at me in the eye." He just whispered that in my ear, too bad I can't say it because I know what's gonna come next if I do that, so I have to defend my morning bliss from this guy.
So I turned away, grabbed my apple like it was a weapon….
"Back off, I'm hungry. I could nearly eat a Nate as well"
He raised his hands fake surrendering again.
"Alright, alright, sit your ass down and let me make us breakfast."
So yeah I'd sit down, dramatically and he moved back into the kitchen like it was his cooking show. No shirt, tattoos out, muscles flexing every time he flipped the damn egg. Honestly I think it's rude him seducing me like that, without him knowing of course because I'm right here eating my damn chips, horny again but still kinda tired.
So I spoke up.
"If you don't put a shirt on, I'm gonna forgive you too fast"
He looked over his shoulder and smirked
"Good, I like when you forgive me with your mouth."
I was really blushing so hard that I had to throw a spoon at him, too bad that idiot missed.