[As expected of Taiki Shuttle! Her figure, like a bullet from a cowboy's gun, shot forward at incredible speed!]
[No. 12, Lunar Leap, is now in second place, but she's already 3.5 horse lengths behind Taiki Shuttle.]
[They're entering the final straight!]
[The last 200 meters! Is the winner about to be decided?]
At this point, the race had reached its climax. Many of the horse girls began to accelerate, but their stamina wasn't enough to last until the end. They were quickly spent.¹
As they say, one horse takes the lead, and ten thousand are spent. It's not just a saying.
And Taiki Shuttle, leaving the pack in the dust, crossed the finish line.
[A winner is born!]
[Taiki Shuttle has won with a huge advantage!]
[Truly amazing!]
[She almost single-handedly decided the outcome of the entire race!]
...
...
Seeing this, Xu Zong exclaimed at the spectacular performance and began to write in his log.
[Taiki Shuttle, she's just too strong. This Shinzan Kinen became her personal stage, and she took the crown in one fell swoop.]
[That McQueen... she really has a dual personality. Before the race, she was so graceful and gentle. The moment the race started, she turned into a tomboy, holding my arm, shouting and screaming. After the win, she even threw herself into my arms. So passionate?]
[And, McQueen isn't as flat as she looks. She's actually got some assets.]
[This chubby horse is not bad at all.]
[Sigh, what can I say? I hope that in the next race, McQueen is on my left and Daiwa Scarlet is on my right. That would be even better, hahaha.]
[Of course, when they get tired of hugging, they can switch out. Spica has so many beauties.]
[If we were watching at Tracen Academy, there would be even more options. Mejiro Ardan and Mejiro Palmer would be great too.]
[Take Ardan, for example. She hasn't been running, so she hasn't been exposed to the sun and rain. Her hands and feet are more delicate than most, like soft buds. She'd feel even better to hug.]
[Actually, Taiki Shuttle and Meisho Doto would be fine too, but those two are old homies.² Taiki Shuttle, especially, had her "bullets" taken away early on, becoming the "Leftover Gun Ranger."³]
At this moment, McQueen, reading this log, was at a loss. Trainer Xu Zong, you were thinking about other horse girls while I was hugging you? You're too good at running your mouth. And it's bad enough you hugged me, but you had to comment on my chest! You... you... you big pervert! Shameless! Hmph.
McQueen couldn't understand it. Trainer Xu Zong had never even been in a relationship, yet his appetite was so big. What would happen if he actually dated a few times? If he kept running his mouth like this, one day someone might take him seriously and drag him off to a strange place.
Daiwa Scarlet also blushed upon reading it. Wants a girl on each arm, does he? Why not ask for two more to give you a massage while you're at it? So infuriating. It was only because there were people around that she didn't immediately put Trainer Xu Zong in his place. How is he getting more and more shameless with every entry?
As for Mejiro Ardan, she blushed to the tips of her ears. Her reaction was the same as McQueen's: Big pervert!
"Trainer Xu Zong is definitely the most thick-skinned person I've ever met in my life."
"Why does he love daydreaming so much? And what's with the 'soft as buds' comment? Hmph, I'll definitely give you a good kick next time."
However, Mejiro Ardan still wanted to go to Spica. She'd find Trainer Xu Zong then and get a few free meals out of him as compensation.
As for Taiki Shuttle, she was just stunned. "Leftover Gun Ranger? What's that?" Taiki Shuttle suddenly had a feeling it wasn't a good term. It was her sixth sense.
"Waaaah, having my bullets taken away... I don't want something like that to happen!" Taiki Shuttle let out a cry of despair. Well, she was a cowboy, after all. After losing her bullets, she really would be a "Leftover Gun Ranger." Sonic the Hedgehog would approve.
But Taiki Shuttle was still optimistic. She felt that by winning the Shinzan Kinen today, she might get a reward for her real-life counterpart that would put his "bullets" back in. Catch, Taiki! This is my final Hamon!⁴
At this moment, Xu Zong's diary continued to update.
[Today, McQueen also contacted Rice Shower. I have to hand it to her. Rice Shower was incredibly impressed by Taiki's performance, kept saying how amazing Taiki was, unlike her, so useless. If it were her, she would definitely mess it up.]
[I want to say, Rice Shower, why do you always put yourself down? You need to have confidence. As punishment, you have to call me "Onii-chan" five times. You can't be like this anymore, understand?]
[You know what, make it fifty times. A warning.]
[I'm just too kind.]
Good grief. Seeing this, a group of people, some of whom were drinking water, almost spat it out. You call that a punishment?
In a fast-food restaurant in Tokyo.
Ines Fujin, who was working part-time stir-frying dishes, almost dropped her spatula. She was speechless. Trainer Xu Zong, your methods of taking advantage of people are getting more and more advanced. When she read the first part, she thought he was right. People should be confident and not belittle themselves. But when she saw the part about making Rice Shower call him "Onii-chan," she couldn't take it anymore. So shameless.
She let out a sigh worthy of Zhuge Liang: "Never have I ever seen such a thick-skinned and shameless person!"⁵ Hmph, that Trainer Xu Zong is a lost cause.
As for Rice Shower, she was blushing. But after reading Xu Zong's words, she also felt a change. Rice Shower will try to be more positive. She made a "fighting!" gesture. As for "Onii-chan"... she'd call him that when she had the chance. "Ganba...re..."
Soon, Xu Zong's diary continued.
[But it's fine, I'm not a "little sister" fanatic. Some of the fans with that complex have probably all joined the Church of Rice.⁶]
[But Rice Shower fans aren't the most perverted. When it comes to perverts, you have to look at the Volga fans.]
[Even General MacArthur said that in front of the Church of Volga, he humbly bows.]
At Tracen Academy.
Eishin Flash asked curiously, "Church of Volga? What does that mean?"
Matikanefukukitaru raised a finger and explained with great energy, "Flash-san, Fuku-chan will explain! The Church of Volga is like a declaration someone makes after becoming a fan or a follower of Volga. That's what it means ☆"
"If they were my fans, they could be called the Church of Fuku! ☆"
"Although I don't have any fans right now."
"But, a Fuku-chan with no fans... I guess that means I have no 'church' and no 'chance,' hehehe. A self-deprecating idol joke.⁷"
Matikanefukukitaru was still full of energy, such a hardworking girl. But even though she was joking about herself, she was somehow hurt by her own words. A wave of sadness washed over her. A flop with no fans... so sad.
Motivation——Rock Bottom.
And in France.
Volga wore an expression of disbelief. She cutely put her hands on her hips and said, "Trainer-san, you can't say that. Volga's fans are very important to Volga, beings with unlimited potential. They're not perverts."
But Volga also wanted to know what kind of "Volga fans" Trainer Xu Zong was talking about...
However, it was better for her not to know. Because they were truly insane. In two words: Out-rageous.
Soon, the diary appeared again.
[By the way, we're about to head to the winner's stage.]
[But I just received some great news.]
[President Akikawa Yayoi just found me and gave me a 3000 RMB bonus, saying it was for my promotional efforts. I'm curious, what did I promote?]
[Could it be that my bringing the Spica horse girls out had a good promotional effect? And President Akikawa Yayoi even noticed?]
[My goodness, President Akikawa Yayoi, you are truly great! Under your leadership, Tracen will reach even greater heights. The "Twinkle Series" you established is a stroke of genius. With you at the helm of Tracen Academy, what are the Arc, the British Derby? We'll win them all, not to mention the Japan Cup. I will definitely train a Great General of Japan for you.]
[As the saying goes, if the enemy dares to invade, I will surely send them home in utter defeat!]
Good grief. Xu Zong, seeing the money, immediately started laying on the flattery. Akikawa Yayoi was at a loss. Was she really that amazing? She was awesome!
"Reward him! Reward him handsomely!" Akikawa Yayoi slammed her bank card on the table. She didn't even know she was so great. "Reaching greater heights," "at the helm of Tracen," "sending enemies home in defeat." She had never heard such pleasant words.
Man, this was true bootlicking. As the old saying goes, if you want to reward someone, why worry about finding a reason? Akikawa Yayoi was planning to max out Xu Zong's bonus. She was completely lost in his sea of compliments.
Hayakawa Tazuna was also speechless. This level of flattery... he must be well-read. She even suspected that Xu Zong knew President Akikawa Yayoi could see the log. But she also felt that he deserved the money. His praise was just too well-articulated.
And it wasn't just Hayakawa Tazuna. Many horse girls were dumbfounded. They finally understood the importance of studying. This kind of flattery required a quick mind that you just didn't have without reading a few books. An uncultured person could only say "awesome."
Indeed, the old masters were right. There are houses of gold in books. With a little push and pull like this, wasn't a promotion just around the corner?
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