(Well, hello, beautiful new writer) - I thought, opening my eyes.
Well, what can I say, it looks like I live rich, from a homeless person's point of view.
Grey old walls, sagging old wallpaper, plus dusty glass smeared with dirt. I was lying on an old mattress (hopefully without bedbugs), there was no bed.
"Mmm... what a wonderful hovel!" I said. "I could live here."
Getting up from the mattress lying on the dusty carpet, I headed towards the door of the room, my bones creaking. When I opened it, I was as surprised as an elephant when it sees the size of a whale's penis!
The clean and tidy house contrasted sharply with my den. Beauty and refinement reigned all around, with a chic fireplace and sofa. It seemed that I was living on the second floor in the attic area. The walls were decorated with beautiful frescoes and wonderful paintings of landscapes and castles. The air was filled with the pleasant aroma of food and freshness, which literally made my head spin.
"Good morning, young sir," said a pleasant, slightly hoarse voice.
I turned my sleepy head towards the source of the sound.
Tall (a head or two taller than me), with a snow-white beard, broad-shouldered and very muscular, with... A BLACK EYE!!!
(Stop! I'm in DxD or Overlord, where did this character come from?!) I thought in a panic, looking around for a place to run away.
"Young sir, are you all right?" he asked with concern, his expression barely changing.
(NO!!! I WANT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!! WHERE AM I!!! Except that I'm in deep shit) - I continued to panic. - (God, please don't let there be any battle maids, vampires or Albede here, although I wouldn't mind the latter, I love her)
"Um... yeah, just thinking. - I replied.
"Well, I'm glad the young gentleman is awake. Allow me to ask, if you don't mind, what were you thinking about?" The man bowed his head and knelt down (damn, what was his name?)
"About the fact that it's time to clean up my room," I said, saying what was currently floating around in my empty head.
The butler raised his head sharply and stared at me in bewilderment, as if I had just told him the entire plot of Evangelion and Destiny, smoothly connecting these universes as if one flowed from the other, giving rise to a new one, thereby creating "The Lovely One in Frakes."
"Sir?! - blurted out the old man (Damn it, what's your name?!). - Y-you want to clean your r-r-room, that's WONDERFUL!!! Sir, I'll order the maids to take care of it immediately!!!
(MAIDS!!! DAMN!!! FUCK YOU!!! DAMN!!! NOT THEM!!! I'M FUCKED!!!)
"Are you talking about Gamma, Beta, Delta, Epsilon, Alpha, Zeta?" As soon as I said that, I regretted it, because the old man looked like he was about to faint.
"S-s-sir!!! D-d-do you remember us?!
(FUCK!!! DAMN IT!!! I'M IN THE BODY OF SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW?! LOOKS LIKE THIS GUY DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THEM, FUCK!!! DAMN!!! AND I HAVE TO CLEAN UP?! WELL, WHAT FOR?!) - keeping a calm expression on my face, I thought.
(OH SHIT, I REMEMBERED!!!)
"Of course, Sebas," I said calmly.
He was now looking at me as if I were a miracle of nature, standing on one knee, trembling, staring at me as if he couldn't believe I was alive and real.
"M-m-mister...
(Well, it's time to end this absurd charade. I need to take a shit!!!)
"Sebas, everything's fine, you'd better take me to the bathroom," I said in a commanding tone.
(BANG)
He rolled his eyes and collapsed on the floor.
"(What the fuck is wrong with you, getting up so early in the morning? What kind of body owner were you, that any normal word from my mouth causes the local fauna to freeze and faint?) GAMMA!!! BETA!!! DELTA!!! EPSILON!!! ALPHA!!! ZETA!!! QUICK, COME HERE!!!" I shouted in an irritated voice, and heard rapid footsteps. A moment later, six beautiful girls were standing in front of me.
"M-m-mister, did you call us?" asked Alpha, rolling her eyes and adjusting her glasses, while the rest stared at me in surprise with a look of complete confusion.
"Yes, Yuri. - I replied, trying to remain calm. - Sebas is feeling ill and has fainted. Please help him! Carry him to the sofa and give him some water, and check for concussion. I don't want anything to happen to him.
(BANG)
(BANG)
(BANG)
(BANG)
(BANG)
Alpha, Beta, Delta, Epsilon, and Zeta collapsed onto the floor, leaving only Gamma standing there, looking at me in surprise (I always liked her; she was always calm and the most sensible, in my opinion).
"YOUR MOTHER!!!" I couldn't hold back. "Narbeal! Help me quickly!" With that, I ran over to Sebas, hoisted him onto my shoulder, and stumbled over to the sofa by the fireplace.
(BANG)
Turning around, I saw Gamma lying on the floor and heard her whisper softly:
"M-m-m-m-master, remember my... name..." Then she passed out.
"WHAT A MONSTER I WAS!!!" I screamed.
[Rage and hatred +2000]
[85% left to unlock]
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
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