"Why are you so giddy today?" Aya asked the moment I walked into the room.
"Nothing. Am I not allowed to be happy now?"
She suddenly threw a piece of paper at me.
"Liar. Tell me the truth."
"Tss. You're annoying."
"Oh, come on. Stop trying to lie, it never works on me."
I rolled my eyes at her.
"Ugh. Fine, fine. I'll tell you. So here's what happened..."
flashback...
"I'm his girlfriend! Hi there!"
Sheet, Alys! You got this!
Just go for it or Kei might get to him first tomorrow!
"G-girlfriend?"
The super gorgeous woman asked.
Why did she look so shocked though??
"Yes!!" I answered with a huge smile.
Then I stood next to Drake and held onto his arm.
Wow!! He didn't even push me away!! That's progress ^_____^
"Really? What's your name, dear?"
Asked—probably—Drake's dad?
"Alys. Alys Perez, soon-to-be Palma,"
I said, then flashed a peace sign.
Drake's maybe-dad laughed,
"This kid's hilarious, isn't she, Katrina?"
Ate Katrina just smiled.
Whoa. She's seriously so pretty :O
"Come inside, Alys. Have you had your snack?"
"Ah–uh, yes po.
Actually, I just stopped by to tell you…
I'm your son's girlfriend!"
Drake's dad suddenly laughed again.
"How long have you two been together?"
"Uhm... about 5 minutes now,"
I raised my hand.
"But I promise, Drake's dad,
we're going to last!! Right, Drakey Baby?"
Drake just stared at me and rolled his eyes again!!
What is this— is he gay or something?!
Drake's dad just smiled.
"I'll hold you to that, Alys.
Oh, and don't call me 'Drake's dad.' That's too long. Hahaha!"
Why is his dad funny while Drake is so not? =___=
"Then what should I call you po?"
"Tito Steve. And this is your Tita Katrina, my fiancée."
Then he put his arm around Tita Katrina.
"Hello po, Tito Steve and Tita Katrina!
Nice meeting you both.
Okay, I'll go now. Bye, Drakey Baby!"
Then I ran off.
Sheet, that was nerve-wracking!! =___=
present...
"Be honest, Alys. Drakey Baby?! You're such a weirdo!!"
Aya shrieked at me.
"So what? It rhymes.
It's actually super cute."
"Whatever. So why exactly are you so happy??"
Psh. Aya is so slow.
"Because Drake is now my boyfriend!!"
Suddenly, all our classmates looked at me
'cause apparently, I yelled it out. =___=
The girls rolled their eyes at me.
Psh. Bitter.
"As if. He's gonna break up with you later."
"Nope. We're official!!
Tito Steve will get mad if he breaks up with me!!"
Aya burst into laughter again.
"Hahaha! Sheet, Besh. You are epically shameless!!"
"Whatever. Haha!
At least I completed my mission."
"Girl, you two are breaking up later.
Trust me."
"And what if we don't?"
"I'll teach you how to read the clock. Deal?"
"Game on!"
So yeah, I made a bet with my amazing best friend. Hoho.
Drake walked into the classroom and went straight to his seat… then slept.
Does he not sleep at home??
He stayed slumped on his desk the whole first period.
Why don't the teachers ever scold him?! Unfair!!
When recess came, of course Aya and I were already at the cafeteria.
Sundae and fries again and again.
"Alys, hey!!"
I ended up spilling my fries, "Aya! Seriously?! My fries!!"
"Shattap, Alys!! Look over there—Kei's following Drake. Come on, let's follow them!!"
Oh no. I looked out the caf window.
She's right, Kei is following Drake.
Noooo! Maybe she's about to pull off her evil plan!
This can't be! I don't want to see Sheen-my-loves crying again!
"Let's go, Aya. We're following them!"
I grabbed her hand and dragged her to Drake's usual hangout—under the tree.
We stopped about 10 meters away from his spot.
We couldn't hear what they were saying =___=
So we just peeked from the side of another tree.
"Hey!"
"Ayy!!" I turned around—It was Sheen, my loves!!
"What are you and Aya doing there?"
She peeked beside us too.
Oh nooo!! She saw Kei and Drake!
This is bad!!
"Uh—should we just head back to the room?" I asked.
Crap! Why are her tears welling up again?!!
"Come on, Sheen," Aya said, handing her a tissue.
"You're such a crybaby for a guy. Psh."
I smacked Aya's arm, "Aya, seriously.."
"No, it's okay, Alys. I'm sorry, Aya.
I just really love Kei.."
Ugh! Crap! Crap!
Her tears affect me too much =___=
I grabbed Sheen's hand.
"Stay here, Aya."
Then I dragged Sheen over to Drake's tree spot.
Kei looked surprised.
"What now, Sheen?! Are you stalking me or something?!" Kei yelled.
I stepped in.
"Excuse me, Kei. Sheen's here because I want to introduce her to my boyfriend."
"Drakey Baby, this is Sheen—my best friend," I said with a victory smile.
Now what, Kei? Bwahaha!
"Pardon? You? Drake's girlfriend?
Huh! Dream on, Ms. Whoever-you-are."
I looked at Drake, "Hey! I am your girlfriend, right?!!"
"Ah." He rolled his eyes at me.
"You heard that, Kei?!
'Ah' means yes.
So—goodbye and good riddance!"
"And you're leaving too, right Sheen?
You and Kei can go together.
He's bitter over Drakey Baby,
and you're bitter over him."
Then I pushed them both away like some drama queen.
When I looked beside me, Drake was staring at me.
Oh noes.
What do I do now?!!