"I sense a disturbance in the force"
Asta: HE- oh you're already up
"Good job gubby now we don't have to listen to his yelling"
"You're the wisest being I know gubby"
Asta: are you ok man?
"I don't think the guy who talks to a bird should be asking that"
Asta: fair enough anyways come on we gotta head to the kingdom for the magic exam
"Really? Weird I feel like some time has been skipped... oh well none of my concern. Hop on gubby"
Yuno: why do you two always take your time getting ready
Asta: HEY I WAS UP-
"Go go gadget gubby attack"
Asta: wha- AAAAAAAAH GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!!
"That'll teach you to yell in people's ears- oh yuno is walking away"
Asta: YUNOOOOOO WAIT UPPPPP
"I don't know why he's so loud."
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Asta: mannnn I'm hungry yay
Yuno: you shouldn't have eaten so fas-
Click "You're mine!" BANG
Asta: WOAH WHATS THAT
"A gun"
Asta: cool can I hold it
"No. anyways food. you cook."
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Asta: finally we made it!
Yuno: had you not went the wrong way we wouldn't have taken so long
Asta: hey that forest was pretty tricky
"It wasn't a forest it was 10 trees and you kept going in circles"
Asta: yeah well- OOOH WHATS THAT!
"I'm gonna go to the exam area you two do whatever you want."
Yuno: I'm coming with you.
Asta: huh? Al!? Yuno!? Wait for meeeeeee!
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[The exam colloseum]
{Is that a bunny on that dudes shoulder}
{Woah that guys absolutely covered in anti birds}
Asta: let's give it our best yuno, al! ow! ow! ow! stop pecking me stupid birds!!! Huh? Oh hello there my bad I didn't see you the-
[the goat]: you wanna die?
Click "killing him would not be advantageous to your health
Yami: yeah yeah whatever put your toy away don't want to get an earful from julius
Asta: thanks al.
"Gotta look out for my folks"
William: settle down I know you're all eager to become a magic knight! The first test will be using the magic brooms you were given to fly!
{Man look at him hes flying on it so easily! Huh what are those two doing?}
Asta: HRRRRNNGGGGG COME ONNNN FLY YOU STUPID BROOM
"Don't feel like it also that looks really uncomfortable for the lower region"
Sekke: hello! It seems you two are struggling. You see you're supposed to let your mana flow naturally
"This guy is full of shit"
Asta: really?! Thanks for the advice!
[This is then followed by sekke showing off Asta failing and Al playing fetch, drawing and other activities with gubby in other words doomslayer with daisy vibes with demons taunting humans in the background]
William: in this last test all of you will have a 1 on 1 battle!
"This is more my style"
???: hello my name is Paul-
"Sure" [or] 'this guy looks like a spiderman writers insert I really wanna kick his ass'
Asta: good job yu- huh oh its Al's turn!
Paul[yes the marvel writer insert If I make any other fanfics I will 100% have the main character kick his ass and it will 100% become a staple of any series I make]: ready?
"Sure"
Paul: INK MAGIC - TRAIN OF THOUGHT
"wha- don't you think throwing a train at someone is a bit overkill? Whatever my turn. We are soldiers and soldiers don't go to hell."
Paul: wha-
"Its jumping time"
[Goon Combo Narration Time! After summoning the goons it starts with caporegime rushing forward and hitting Paul with his baton knocking him into the air which is then followed up by soldier hooking Paul's shirt with their crowbar slamming him into the ground and throwing him forward in which the contractee hits him in the face with a baseball bat sprawling Paul out on the floor which is followed by the consigliere using their sword to slash their chest (not killing them but dealing damage)]
You're mine!
Paul: s-sto-
I love knocking out teeth [a grab followed by a head wall slam then a toss to the ground resulting in a K.O]
"Maybe it's time to ragequit, eh?"
{what the heck he didn't even give him a chance to fight back!}
Asta: yuno doesn't that seem... kind of overkill
Yuno: it looked like he held some kind of grudge against him
"I feel much better now."
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[Cliffhanger time!]
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[Nah I'm just kidding]
William: participant 164
{Woah all captains raised their hand I thought only nobles could get into the Golden dawn or silver eagles!}
Yuno: golden dawn
William: Participant number 165
Asta: isn't anyone gonna raise their hand?
"Yami will take you"
Asta: Al??
"He was planning to from the beginning he's just being theatrical"
Yami: damn way to ruin the suprise kid
"Meh"
William: participant number 16-
"Black bulls"
William: I wasn't finished.
"I don't like noble's too many debts that are unpaid"
{Don't the black bulls have bigger debts?}
"Don't caaaare I don't like nobles they're too stuck up and they suck isn't that right gubby?"
"Oh who's the cutest bunny, you are yes you are"
{What a weirdo}
"Silence side character"
William: well if that's your choice... participant number 167!
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[Now actual end of chapter :P usually people put stuff like vote or power stones or stuff here but I don't really care so all I'm gonna say is
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