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Chapter 5 - Tower Rank

The tower ranking is not based on actual strength but on how fast you cleared all 10 levels of the tower.

One of the rewards for going to floor 2 of the tower ranking

Ranking of Alazne Tower

1.The one above all

2.Handsome monkey king

3.One sword

4.Odin

5.Archangel Michael

6.Hades

7.Anubis

8.Sword immortal

9.???

10.Shiva

The top 10 fastest clears of the tower were these 10, but the top isn't actual strength but how fast they cleared, and some gods didn't try the towers, as they feel it's a disgrace for gods.

One famous god was set on destroying this tower for countless rebirths but couldn't and eventually gave up.

The god was Zeus. As the tower was getting famous, he ordered it to be destroyed, but even with his strength, he couldn't damage the tower.

And the number one of the rankings is my master.

The name of the ranking is based on the one who put it, and my master, being him, names himself "one above all," and that darn monkey really did name himself "handsome monkey king."

Even in this life I still don't understand why he calls himself a monkey when he's more human than a monkey, except for his annoying voice.

Well, I guess it's not too wrong for him to be called handsome monkey king, as he's handsome to the point some gods even think he's lying about his monkey origin.

"Well, the monkey wasn't originally a god to begin with."

While Frey was on the 1st floor

On the top floor. Floor 11: the floor where you make your own world

In this world of just pure grassland, a long-white-haired young man was meditating in the middle.

His white robes moving with the wind, his aura that's dominating. The grass on his side was lifeless due to his presence.

"Oh… time was reset, I see," the man murmured to himself.

"Did Chronos or the other guys reset time? But if those guys did it, the gods would also feel it," he said. If the gods reset time, the other gods would feel it, but in this case, he and some limited gods are the only ones who sense this regression.

"Oh, this will be interesting. Is this a sign of calamity or the sign of change… well, time will tell," he said as he closed his eyes.

Perched on the cloud, twirling the Ruyi Jingu Bang like a toothpick, squinting at the sky

"Hmph. Time gods, you rusted clockwork weasels… You really thought I wouldn't sniff out your meddling? " Spits out a peach pit, watching it vaporize midair. "Time's threads are fraying, and not a single celestial loser busybody notices? Amateurs! If I wanted to unravel eternity, I'd've juggled the sun and moon while riding the Jade Emperor's throne like a chariot!

Leaping onto the staff, one-footed, shouting at the void like it's his personal echo chamber.

"Ohoho! Let me guess—you've been holed up in that musty hourglass of yours, snipping timelines like a tailor with a death wish? 'Ooh, let's reset the age and blame it on mortal incompetence! 'AS IF I'D FALL FOR THAT! My third eye's been itching for weeks—your metallic stink's been clogging the cosmos! "

Snatching a phantom hourglass from thin air, he crushes it in his palm and blows the dust into a hurricane.

"Huuuaaaah! Bored, aren't you? Stirring up trouble because no one's worshipped your rusty gears since the Tang Dynasty? Jealous of my legendary pandemonium? 'Reset time'? Pathetic! I'd've shredded the concept of time and turned it into a skipping rope for dragon pups! "

Spinning into a tornado of cackles, then freezing, jabbing the staff at his own shadow.

"...Alright, fine. Play your little games, Tick-Tock. Hide in your gear. I'll pry open every second you've stolen and feed them to the underworld's laziest hound. And when you crawl out, sniveling about 'order' and 'balance'? " A grin splits on his face. "I'll mount your cuckoo-clock corpse on Mount Huaguo as a warning! "

Vanish in a burst of sulfur and narcissism, leaving the universe's ears ringing with his parting screech.

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