Raju's Hostel Innovation
Raju invented the "alarm thief."
He'd sneak into rooms at 4 AM, turn off alarms, and whisper, "Sleep… you're rich now."
Everyone missed classes.
Warden got suspicious.
Installed a CCTV.
Raju replaced it with a photo of the warden himself, smiling.
When caught, he said,
"I was reducing stress. I'm practically a therapist."
Now Raju gives 5 AM motivational speeches no one asked for.