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Trunk's looked dejected, his gaze was still wary of Kuraiya who attacked him out of nowhere though.
Kuraiya himself just smiled at the boy, "it seems he doesn't have any fighting spirit, it must be because he's a half-breed", he murmured to himself, but Vegeta heard it and he clenched his fists tightly hearing it.
[Indeed, half-breeds are indeed soft.], Goku patted Trunk's shoulder, "I mean, look at us, we look much older than the other two, that you're looking for right, you should head back home and re-coordinate that system".
Kuraiya's eyes remained on Trunk's pockets, slightly greedy in wanting to take what is hidden within.
(Damn his bandit nature is appearing again)
Trunk's saw the look in kuraiya's eyes and he instinctively shivered, he covered his body while blushing.
This knocked Kuraiya out of his thinking, he showed a smile and he couldn't help but say this at this moment, he pointed at Trunk's and he spoke to Goku and Vegeta, "is this princess Trunk's".
Vegeta quickly blushed furiously and he glared at Kuraiya, Goku coughed and replied, "n.. n.. no no no, pffff.. this is... Trunk's the princes..".
Goku quickly shut up and he vanished from the spot he was in, he knew if he stayed, Vegeta would've pummeled him.
Trunk's himself, finally retorted, "I'm a boy", Kuraiya already knew this, but he looked at Vegeta in bewilderment, "but.. his hair, it smells like strawberries, is that a man's shampoo, he even looks like a woman.. his hair even resembles lavender".
"Aghh!.. enough!.. go back with that clown!..", Vegeta finally exploded in a rage, Kuraiya smiled further seeing the reaction he wanted, he didn't press on any longer, he quickly turned and left the scene.
Trunk's scratched his head, he already noted that Kuraiya is on the playful side, "wh.. who was that exactly, he looks just like..", Vegeta butted in midway, "his name is Kuraiya, not Broly, he wasn't born on planet Vegeta, he was born on this planet".
He turned back to face Trunk's and he couldn't help but find it slightly funny, hearing the words 'princess Trunk's'.
He coughed, then continued, "you should head back, staying here, won't bring you any benefits".
He nodded, turned to leave, but he stopped mid movement, he turned his head slightly, [is it.., this easy to speak with father, but mother said he was not the type to speak much though.]
"What is it, is there something else you want", "n.. no.. I'll be on my way now", he quickly left the scene, unaware that the father he'll meet soon, will pretty much treat him like air.
Goku was hiding in the distance, his gaze stayed on Kuraiya who looked like he was about to hit breakneck speed, to intercept Trunk's.
He quickly appeared before Kuraiya again, stopping him from doing it, Kuraiya sneered, "what are doing Kakarot, I only want to see his time machine, tch".
He shook his head rapidly, "mm..mm.. I can't let you take it from him", Kuraiya seeing how sure and adamant he looked, could only relent for the time being.
[Damn, I was so close.], he grunted in annoyance, before he decided to go back to the Naka river.
Goku sighed in relief, "that was close, I might've had a time abuser on my hands if it had succeeded".
Kuraiya landed back on the ground, acting as if nothing had just happened, the moment he landed, he felt multiple scrutinizing gazes on him.
The first voice came from Kushina, it was hinted with a slight bit of malice, "you didn't go out to find another woman did you?", Kuraiya just gave her a strange smile, "of course not, I went for a leak".
(Princess Trunk's)
The gazes of the other's became even more intense after he said this, Mikoto who was sat beside Kushina, couldn't help but mutter to herself, "he's definitely eyeing another one now, especially with what he just said, I wonder what he was close to".
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Some time later.
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Tenten was making some food at a grill, the moment kuraiya saw this, he couldn't help but feel frightened.
With no one else to do it earlier, she took up the chance to do it herself, kuraiya quickly held his nose, "damn, what is this smell?, no this is an abomination, I must stop..", 'thud'.
Kuraiya passed out from the overwhelming pungent aroma, foam was coming out of his mouth, it wasn't long until the other's barely had time to stop it, one person in particular managed to stop Tenten from continuing, as the others passed out trying to reach her.
It was none other than Kushina, with sheer willpower she managed to destroy the abomination cooking on the grill, only a bit of it remained.
Tenten was about to yell, but when she saw everyone foaming out of their mouths, her words got stuck in her throat.
Kushina managed to speak, "I.. did.. it", 'thud', she passed out a moment later.
"Wh.. what's going on with you guys", Tenten turned to the pitch black sludge she called food, resembling a monstrosity of a creation called blurred food.
(I'll leave it to you guy's to imagine it)
"It's not that bad, it was almost done too", kuraiya slowly woke up and heard these words she spoke, "n.. no.. no wonder Kale, runs away from you, when you say you want to cook something up, to think the smell could be so wretching".
Kuraiya felt like Kale was his kindred spirit now, Tenten walked over to Kuraiya and she showed a weird smile, "wh.. why are you staring at me like this".
"Say, ahhhh...", "nooo..!.. mmmp..", 'thud', Kuraiya who was about to get his full bearings back after fainting, he instantly passed out again upon a mouthful of sludge.
When the others woke up slowly and saw Kuraiya being forced fed the abomination, they instinctively shivered and swallowed hard.
"M.. m.. monster", Anko couldn't help but feel like her world view collapse, [my.. my strong Kuraiya.. nooo!.. I refuse to think this real..]
No matter how many times she kept repeating the words, the scene kept replaying over and over.
She shot up from the ground, sprinted over to Kuraiya and stuck her fingers down his mouth.
Some time after, 'bleughh', Kuraiya threw and upon seeing his surroundings he spoke a little incoherently, "heaven.. angel's.. a lot of them.. even.. little devil's.. and.. and.. even..".
He kept his mouth shut, not wanting to continue, "ahhh.. I'm back", he looked around, stared at the mush in Tenten's hand and he shivered in fear.
Before he stood up and grabbed it out of her hand, he yelled loudly and threw into the air, before vaporizing it with a ki blast.
"Aghhhh!.. nooooo!.. disappear you monstrosity!.. haaaah.. haaaah..", Kuraiya turned around to see everyone's bewildered faces.
He turned to face Tenten and he spoke with authority, "your forbidden to ever cooking again, lest you hospitalized everyone".
He didn't stay any longer, he felt his pride deeply insulted and he flew off back home without another word, he wanted to cuddle with Kale and apologize to her about having to try Tenten's abomination's.
Everyone nodded secretly to themselves, some even became even more aware and alert of Tenten's creations.
"If she ever passes me food in the future , I must check it's color first", Terumi secretly murmured to herself before swiftly sneaking off.
Tenten just stared blankly at the disappearing Kuraiya, "is it that bad, but Kale said it was good".
Konan couldn't help but walk over and pity Kale secretly as she patted Tenten's shoulder, "perhaps, she was just being kind, as to not hurt your feelings".
Kuraiya came back out of nowhere, he floated above the group, "ahem, but I permit you to make food on our enemies, let them feel pain, hahahahahaha!".
'Whoosh'
Konan's lips twitched, she knew he purposely said 'pain' because of Nagato always saying it, in his phrases.
Tenten felt insulted at this comment of his and she was about to yell at Kuraiya, but seeing him already going, she kept quiet while sprinting back home, looking extremely angry.
The group all shook their heads watching this happen, "perhaps, it'll be a great way for the world to feel pain, fufufu..", "pffff", Konan angrily turned around glaring at the bunch, especially when she heard Mikoto's taunt, followed by a burst of suppressed laughter from Kushina.
Konan wrapped up her long blue hair in a bun, cracked her knuckles, "it seems we need to let out some steam, I don't mind having a..".
'Thud'
Konan's body was sent flying from a surprise attack by Mikoto, "hmph, then let's, let our steam..".
'Boom'
Konan set a trap the moment she was sent flying, seeing the explosion, she smiled, "tch, that susanoo, it's a tough one to crack".
While those two were having a cat fight, the others decided to go back, not wanting to get involved.
Kushina stayed behind, in case the two were to get too serious.
On Kuraiya's side, he was flying, unaware he went straight into a black portal at some point.
Tenten who was following him saw it and she frowned, "what the hell was that".
The moment Kuraiya disappeared Marcarita appeared and she stared angrily in one spot, she tapped her staff and followed behind the black portal.
Tenten was confused about what just happened, she shook her head and she murmured to herself, "it's probably just a mishap".
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Meanwhile when Kuraiya looked at his surroundings, he frowned.
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"The hell, I felt cold all of a sudden", he looked around, not seeing anything out of the ordinary, he continued to fly forward, then his brows furrowed.
"I don't sense any energy of my children, how bizarre", he finally arrived at konoha, he looked around and he didn't see his home, a rage boiled over inside him, almost bringing out the devil.
His brows softened upon feeling a specific energy, it was currently midnight at the moment, so when he entered the village, he wasn't seen by anyone.
He stared blankly at the house in front of him, for some reason he felt like doing something evil at the moment.
He climbed through the window and he indeed saw who was looking for, he smiled mischievously, "dont mind if do, I know all of her weaknesses anyway, she looks so lonely and tired".
Morning arrived and Kuraiya quickly made a quick escape from the house, afraid he'd be beaten.
Upon escaping he showed a victorious smile, "still the same, even when your much older", he stared at the house from above for a moment.
The woman Kuraiya slept with that night, popped her head out of the window he flew from, she looked up and glared at Kuraiya.
Kuraiya just winked at her and he bolted, leaving a sonic boom in his wake, the woman blushed furiously as she watched him disappear, "who the hell was that, how does he know so much about me, no.. no one should know of this incident, but what if I'm.." her breathing quickened before she went back inside .
(He's a menace)
Kuraiya thought about completely dominating the world, he paused mid flight, "tch, my saiyan instincts to claim things is rising again".
He turned back to the village and smiled evilly, "alright, I'll dominate the Tsunade that I've already claimed in this world too".
The house he visited last night was Hyuga Hinata's, right now he was heading towards Kurenai's home.
The moment he arrived and landed on her balcony, she saw him quickly because she was watering flowers.
Her breath hitched, she was about to grab a kunai, but kuraiya grabbed her hand, "tsk tsk, Kurenai, even here your aggressive".
"Here.. no.. that.. leave.. and.. I'll pretend I didn't see anything", kuraiya rubbed his chin, he turned his gaze elsewhere and he saw a twelve year old girl with a similar appearance to Kurenai's, running outside of the apartment towards the school.
He smiled at this, "hmm.. I have a better idea", he let go of her hand and he walked inside the apartment before sitting down.
"Depending on your answers, I won't destroy this village and believe me.. I can do it rather quickly", he was still pissed about being pulled into a damn portal out thin air.
Yes he did some thinking last night, while he was attacking Hinata.
Kurenai believed his words almost instantly, Kuraiya raised his finger and he wrapped Kurenai up in it, he placed her on the chair in front of him and he crossed his arms.
"What year is it here", Kurenai was still shocked at what just happened, she had even tried to use illusion technique, but nothing happened.
She sighed in defeat and she told Kuraiya, "it's the year 77 of ninja calendar", Kuraiya rubbed his chin, in deep thought.
He quickly covered his mouth the next second, "then did I attack a married Hinata, how exciting, wait.. there aren't any contraceptives here", he murmured to himself in surprise.
After all, even Tsunade is struggling to make them at the moment and that was from Kuraiya's constant nudging for it, he doubted they even started that here yet.
He gazed at Kurenai before asking one last question, "ahem, is Tsunade.. mmmm.. never mind, I can sense her in the village".
Kurenai's lips twitched seeing Kuraiya acting like he knew her, but then her expression froze, [wait.. didn't he say he knew me.], she finally asked Kuraiya her own question.
"You said you know me, how exactly, I don't remember seeing you before", kuraiya waved his hand, "in my world, your my wife and you've fostered me three children, you should be on your fourth".
Kurenai's mouth opened wide, she found listening to Kuraiya strange, [he doesn't seem to be lying.], a slight tear dribbled out of her eye, before she quickly wiped it.
"We have children, what're there names", kuraiya smiled hearing this, "hahahaha!, I named them, so don't get your hopes up, our first child is named Cumber, as for our second child, her name is Tara and for our third, I named him Bruss".
Kurenai swallowed for a moment, "this.. this is.. hard to believe", "believe it or not, just know our first brat, is kind of a battle maniac", Kuraiya smiled bitterly, every morning he hears, "fight me!".
Kurenai went silent seeing his expression, Kuraiya stood up and walked over to Kurenai, he stroked her cheek and smiled at her, "shame.. it seems you were taken by Asuma already, if only Marcarita was here".
As he said this, just in time a portal opened behind Kuraiya, he turned around feeling a familiar presence, "ah.. speak of the devil".
Marcarita looked around with a frown, when she saw Kuraiya in front of Kurenai, she couldn't help but show a malicious smile.
Kurenai stared at the two in fear, it was like seeing two lion's preying on cattle.
Kuraiya finally gave Marcarita a good stare for a moment, "hey Marci, I wonder if you can keep the portal steady for a long time, this place will be a perfect spot, for my children to train in the future".
"That's easy, this dimension is of a lower level, let me take care of the people in that pure land first, I'll be right back", she vanished from the spot and Kuraiya took a seat again.
Kurenai couldn't help but voice out her concerns, "your children, why bring them here".
What came out of kuraiya's mouth the next moment scared her to the core, "because if they fight on my world, they'll destroy the planet, might as well use this world for their training".
"Wait!.. surely there's another way", kuraiya shrugged, "no one I care for is in this world, though they're in this world, they're not them".
Kuraiya's saiyan instincts are in full swing at the moment, he rubbed his brows together in frustration, "do you want to see your other self or even your other children".
He leaned forward slightly curious if she wanted to, kurenai froze when she heard this, "see.. my other self?".
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Beerus quote - you're at your limit, just give up!
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