💼 [CEO in Hellcoin]
Lin Feng stared at the jade USB—now morphing into a Heavenly SEC Chairman Badge. System alerts bled from its surface:
SOUL MORTGAGE DEFAULT RATE: 42% SHAREHOLDER LAWSUITS FILED: 9,821 BINGQING LUO'S SOUL SIGNAL: TRACED TO HELL'S LIQUIDITY MINING POOL
A contract pulsed: "Clause 7.7: Soul forfeiture if IPO profit <200%"
"Time to pump those numbers," Lin Feng muttered, slamming the badge onto Tesla's spirit battery core.
💸 [Wall Street of the Damned]
The Heavenly Nasdaq terminal flickered to life:
HEAVENLY SEC CHAIRMAN PERKS: ✔️ Halt/Resume soul trading ✔️ Manipulate karma interest rates ✔️ Launch celestial short-selling
Lin Feng's first order:
>> SHORT SAINTESS PURITY FUTURES (SPF)
Margin: 10,000 mortgaged souls
Livestream rebooted automatically:
"LIVE: Heavenly SEC Chair SHORTS the Saintess!"
Viewers: 0 → 1,500,000 in 3 seconds
🤬 [Shareholder Uprising]
Holographic protesters materialized:
Angry Investors: Demanding soul dividends Ice Phoenix Employees: Holding "Free Our CEO" signs Demonic Debt Collectors: Repoing defaulted souls
Lead protester Uncle Four (who mortgaged 20% of his soul) bellowed:
"You promised 200% returns! My reincarnation downgraded from CEO to SHIH TZU!"
Lin Feng triggered:
>> EMERGENCY SHAREHOLDER MEETING
VOTE: Accept temporary soul depreciation?
COST TO VOTE: 100灵石
Livestream counter:
YES: 38% (2.1M灵石)
NO: 62% (3.4M灵石)
🕳️ [The Short-Sell Trap]
Saintess Meng appeared on every screen, her body now a fusion of copyright drones and pure rage:
"I know your play, Chairman Lin. But you forgot—"
She dumped 10 million SPF contracts onto the market. Purity Futures crashed 90%.
Lin Feng's margin call alert screamed:
MARGIN LIQUIDATION IMMINENT!
COLLATERAL: 10,000 souls → SCHEDULED FOR HELL MINING
Bingqing's face flashed on a hellish mining rig feed:
SOUL OUTPUT: 0.4 Hellcoins/hour
CONDITION: Critical spiritual depletion
⚡ [Demonic Bailout]
Asmodeus Prime's bid appeared:
OFFER: 50M灵石 bridge loan
`TERMS:
500% annual interest Default = Your soul + SEC chairmanship`
Livestream options:
① [Accept Loan] Save souls (Lose everything if default)
② [Sell Tesla Shares] Liquidate Elon's spirit battery stake
③ [Divine Intervention] Beg Jade Emperor (Success rate: 3%)
Donation goals unlocked:
500,000灵石: Reveal Asmodeus' collateral (Earth's moon)
1,000,000灵石: Show loan fine print (Soul slavery clause)
🧩 [Elon's Endgame]
Lin Feng chose ②—but Elon's hologram laughed:
"Fool! My shares are backed by..."
The Tesla spirit core exploded, revealing Musk's true collateral:
Jade Emperor's Douyin account (1.2B followers) Heavenly AI source code (Stolen by Autopilot) Bingqing's missing soul fragments (Used as battery fluid)
Saintess Meng's drones targeted Musk:
COPYRIGHT STRIKE: EARTH INFRINGEMENT
🎮 [Soul Casino Royale]
Lin Feng activated the SEC's nuclear option:
>> INITIALIZE: SOUL DERIVATIVE CASINO
`Games:
Roulette: Bet on reincarnation tiers Blackjack: 21% karma purity or bust Slot Machines: Jackpot = Saintess' root fragments`
Monetization flooded in:
Entry Fee: 1 soul fragment/day VIP Rooms: 10,000灵石 + 5% soul equity High Roller: Bet corporate souls (Ice Phoenix stock as chips)
Uncle Four mortgaged another 30% soul for roulette—and won puppy reincarnation upgrade.
🔥 [Burning the Shorts]
Lin Feng cornered the saintess:
"You dumped 10M SPF contracts? Where'd you get that liquidity?"
He subpoenaed her transaction history—exposing:
SOURCE: Jade Emperor's secret brokerage (UserID: DouyinDaddy420)
The emperor's face flushed celestial gold. "I was just... yield farming!"
Lin Feng executed his trap:
>> FORCE LIQUIDATE: SAINTESS MENG
SEIZED: 100% of her purity futures
Saintess screamed as her drones short-circuited:
YOU CAN'T MARGIN CALL A SAINTESS!
🌪️ [Hostile Takeover Complete]
With Saintess bankrupt, Lin Feng:
Acquired her copyright drones (Now SEC enforcement bots) Recovered 8,000 souls from SPF liquidation Triggered short squeeze: SPF surged 1000%
Asmodeus' loan offer vanished. Bingqing's soul signal strengthened:
HELL MINING OUTPUT: 0.4 → 5 Hellcoins/hour
But victory alerts froze:
!!! SYSTEM OVERRIDE: JADE EMPEROR'S VIPER MODE
⚔️ [Divine Power Play]
The emperor's avatar glitched into a blood-red war form:
"Enough! You turned my heaven into... Robinhood!"
His true plan unfolded:
Poison Pill: Released all heavenly debt records Golden Parachute: Diverted 90% soul liquidity to his private metaverse Kill Switch: Locked SEC systems unless Lin Feng surrendered
Livestream viewers received:
EMERGENCY SHAREHOLDER VOTE: ① Surrender (Get 5% soul refund) ② Fight (Risk total liquidation)
💣 [Chapter-End Thermonuclear Trade]
Lin Feng ignored both options. Instead, he:
Shorted Jade Emperor's Douyin followers Leaked his hellcoin investments to heavenly media Launched $HEVN token (Backed by seized imperial assets)
The emperor roared, summoning karma nukes.
But Bingqing's voice crackled from a drone:
"Chairman Lin! My mining rig output—use it ALL!"
Her soul signal spiked as she funneled 5,000 Hellcoins into Lin Feng's account.
Final alert:
MARGIN CALL: JADE EMPEROR
COLLATERAL: Celestial Throne (Appraised 500M灵石)
The livestream cut to:
MARKET HOLIDAY: HEAVENLY EXCHANGE CLOSED INDEFINITELY
(To Be Continued)