Chapter 170: Gundam?
[June 4]
[Today is the day you have a date with Baobhan Sith.]
[Yet before you even get to go on the date, you've already thrown out a Disaster With Women great success.]
[Your date today has been covered by a layer of darkness, like the curse of Disaster With Women...]
"No, this has nothing to do with Disaster With Women anymore,"
Seeing Roland having his Mini Holy Sword bitten by Shinji-kun, Eikou shook his head,
"This is simply an accident caused by an idiot himself... haiz, right now I really want to just turn around and leave."
"What do we do now?"
Tristan asked, somewhat unsure.
"What else can we do, of course we help pull him out." Eikou said helplessly, "Normally he's already shameful enough running around without wearing anything, don't tell me he has to attach a Shinji-kun decoration hook as well, that looks really perverted."
"Exactly, compared to that, somehow simply not wearing anything looks a bit cooler." Charlemagne said seriously.
Charlemagne, your standard for 'cool' has been dragged to rock-bottom by Roland!
[Just like last time, Roland still doesn't really want to go to the infirmary.]
[Because he feels that his current appearance is truly too shameful.]
"Then let's do it the old way, everyone together pull Roland out..."
Gawain commanded,
"To avoid repeating last time's accident, this time we'll use a rope-pulling method to pull Roland away. As long as we keep enough distance from Shinji-kun, there shouldn't be any problem. Sir Eikou doesn't need to join the rope pulling, in case all of us get into an accident, at least we'll still have someone who can respond."
"Calm as always, Gawain. As expected of someone who's been bitten by Shinji-kun once, you really have become quite skilled at handling it." Eikou couldn't help but feel admiration.
"Alright, alright, now's not the time to praise me." Gawain modestly waved his hand.
[Gawain and the others formed a rope-pulling formation, planning to rescue Roland's "Mini Holy Sword" from Shinji-kun's mouth.]
"Three, two, one..."
They all took a deep breath and began counting down.
When the last number was reached, the boys simultaneously exerted strength from their wrists—the Sun Knight at the front gripping Roland especially so,
"Pull!!"
Then, Eikou saw a dice fall above them.
His eyes widened in horror.
[Roland check, success, he used his own strength to break free.]
[All the people helping him rolled EX, all of them rolled great failure...]
[The great failure of the others spread to Roland, causing him to use too much force when he was pulled out, accidentally smashing his own sole and fainting...]
[Although Roland escaped from Shinji-kun's mouth full of teeth, the others were all bitten instead!]
[Oberon's wings, Gawain's upper arm, Charlemagne's hand, and Tristan's hair...]
[They can't move!]
"???"
I give up, the number of victims just skyrocketed!
Also, why is Shinji-kun's mouth that big, how can it fit that many parts of you guys?!
"Reality proves that as long as your luck is unlucky enough, no matter how safe you think your plan is, it's useless..."
"Look on the bright side, at least the person we needed to save has been saved..."
Gawain awkwardly wiped cold sweat,
"Roland's dignity doesn't matter anymore, if we keep messing around, we might be the ones in real danger. Sir Eikou, could you please contact emergency services and let the professionals handle this?"
"Yare yare, you guys..."
Eikou looked at the time of his date with Baobhan Sith. There was still time left, but he genuinely wanted to turn his back and walk away.
It's not that Eikou doesn't want to help his friends, it's just that this scene is truly speechless, why does he have to deal with this kind of thing?
"You guys are too stupid, I'll go get a doctor to help..."
Eikou scratched his head helplessly, having no choice but to comply, and hurried toward the infirmary.
But then he saw a dice fall above his head.
It was a check for Agility.
"Why is there suddenly another check?"
Could it be that because he just rolled a Disaster With Women great success, the number of incidents that require judgment also increases?
Wait, if he rolls a failure in this situation, wouldn't the penalty be extremely troublesome...
The dice fell.
[Result is A, Agility check failed.]
[You accidentally fall.]
[Your foot also accidentally gets stuck in Shinji-kun's mouth.]
"..."
When Eikou came back to his senses, he had already fallen to the ground, and the tip of his foot was stuck deep inside Shinji-kun's mouth.
He tried to pull free, but discovered Shinji-kun's mouth was biting extremely tightly, completely unable to be pulled out.
Eikou froze, raising his head to look at the others who were also stuck.
The others also looked at him.
It's over. Except for Roland who had fainted, everyone present was now bound together by Shinji-kun.
Everyone fell silent at the same time.
"..."
The stiff, awkward atmosphere spread quietly.
A moment later, Gawain reluctantly forced out a polite smile, giving a thumbs-up in praise:
"Such loyalty, Sir Eikou... I knew it, you'd definitely share hardship with your brothers. This spirit of living and dying together is truly admirable..."
"Stop sugarcoating it, I know this looks extremely embarrassing already!"
Eikou said with a blushing face, feeling that the scene before him was really something he couldn't bear to look at directly.
"...Welcome to the big family of 'Step Bro, I'm stuck'!" Charlemagne, feeling delighted, burst into hearty laughter.
"Who wants to join this weird family, I was about to go on a date with Baobhan Sith!" He looked at the time in frustration, "And great, now even I can't move freely anymore. Haiz, it's over, by the time we escape from Shinji-kun's mouth, the date will definitely be late."
He couldn't help but sigh, inevitably feeling a little disappointed.
Every time he plans to date Baobhan Sith, he encounters all kinds of accidents. Is this fate?
"That won't do, you mustn't be late for a date with a lady..."
Gawain said seriously,
"A promise made to a lady must absolutely be fulfilled, this is the most basic Knight spirit!"
"Then tell me, how am I supposed to go on the date right now?"
"If you have to go, then take us with you!"
"Who would take you guys with me?!"
Going on a date with a girl while dragging along a group of friends fused together because they were bitten by a robot, and the excuse for being late is "I was trying to save Roland who got bitten by a robot"—does Baobhan Sith look like someone who would understand that?!
And with how you all look, going with me wouldn't show any Knight spirit at all—no matter how I look at it, you look more like a bunch of street performance artists?!
"Shhhhhhhhh———"
At that moment,
Eikou and the others suddenly heard a sharp, powerful burst of venting steam.
Immediately after, the ground began to shake violently, as if something heavy were stomping on it.
Boom, boom, boom...
Amid the massive, heavy footsteps, there were faint steam-venting sounds mixed in, combining into a powerful battle-march rhythm.
A black full-body Mechanical Armor, three meters tall, enormously muscular in build, emitting bursts of hot steam with overwhelming pressure, walked step by step toward them.
"Are you all in some kind of trouble?"
The mechanical armor released a steam vibration and slowly spoke.
Alright, did a Gundam just fall from the sky?
.....What the hell???!!!
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