Xiao Mo had heard that children have rich imaginations, and no adult has the right to stifle them. However, the "child" in front of him now acted like the captain of the entertainment gossip brigade, which made Xiao Mo want to punch him and make him the second amnesiac in the Xiao family.
Xiao Mo lowered his eyes, took a sip of the sweet soup slowly and calmed down his anger. During this time, he could feel that Xiao Yan's eyes never left him, and stayed on the black dog blood on his hair from beginning to end.
Xiao Mo knew that Xiao Yan had probably guessed what happened.
But unfortunately, the twin brother's silence so far also let Xiao Mo know that he probably didn't mean to stop his brother. Although he was the only one in the Xiao family who could do this.
So without Xiao Yan's suppression, Xiao Yan became even more unscrupulous. He moved closer to Xiao Mo. When the man raised the spoon to scoop up a spoonful of sweet soup and put it to his mouth, Xiao Yan suddenly leaned over and swallowed the small piece of white fungus in the spoon directly into his stomach with the man's hand. Seeing Xiao Mo's stunned look, Xiao Yan's lips curled up with a mischievous smile of victory; "Old man, I didn't expect you to like this - people say that rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, and you can do it even when Xiao Qi follows you all day."
Xiao Mo: "..."
"--Let me guess... The housekeeper said before that you went out to run around, I don't think so. Are you worried that my brother and I are getting in the way of your relationship? The sofa in the VIP lounge is more comfortable than the bed at home, right? "Seeing Xiao Mo remained silent, Xiao Yan continued, "Did someone push the door open when you were halfway through? You guys are so impatient. Why didn't you lock the door when you did that? You were so anxious that you put your clothes on each other backwards. Are you afraid that others won't see that you have something going on?"
Xiao Mo was silent. Now he began to seriously consider investigating the family education of the Xiao family - at least it was not like this when he was in the fifth grade.
Okay, little brat, since you don't want to be a child, then don't be one.
Let's talk in adult mode.
The black-haired man slowly put the sweet water left in the spoon after Xiao Yan ate the silver ear into his mouth. The spoon was thrown back into the bowl, and the collision of ceramics made a pleasant ding-ling sound. The man raised his eyelids, glanced at the brat who was close to him, and curled his lips: "Son, have you noticed that you seem to be fantasizing about your dad."
Xiao Yan: "..."
Xiao Qi: "..."
Xiao Yan: "..."
Xiao Yan's eyes widened, and his face instantly turned the color of liver. As if he was frightened by something, he suddenly stepped back to distance himself from the man - during this action, the sweet soup that he accidentally got when fighting for food just now was still hanging on the corner of his lips, which was crystal clear.
Xiao Mo sighed twice in his heart, and sighed again at the good appearance of the stinky boy, but he took advantage of the victory to ridicule: "Although you care so much about your father's private life, which makes me feel happy to be loved by my son, but I am not sure whether I want to be the male protagonist in your spring dream when you first fall in love-"
"Stop, stop talking nonsense! Old man, you are sick!"
Looking at Xiao Yan who was dumbfounded, Xiao Mo paused, and the smile on his face became more gentle and loving, but Xiao Yan was horrified by this smile for no reason and wanted to turn around and run away. Then, he only heard the black-haired man in front of him lower his voice and continue: "Xiao Yan, I respect your right to fantasize, but if my son calls my name when he ejaculates during his DIY, I will still feel embarrassed."
Everyone in the house: "..."
The housekeeper has disappeared.
The clever cook has never appeared again except when she served the sweet soup.
Xiao Qi looked at the Epiphyllum blooming silently outside the window with a blank face.
Xiao Yan stood up, stretched out his hand, and hit Xiao Yan hard on the back of his head.
"Ah!!!——" Xiao Yan turned his head back aggrievedly, his white cheeks pouting unconsciously, and his amber eyes looked at his brother, "Why did you hit me!"
"Stop it, it's too much tonight." Xiao Yan said expressionlessly.
"Damn it, are you kidding me? It's not my fault!" Xiao Yan cursed and looked very aggrieved. He pointed randomly and almost poked Xiao Mo's face. "Didn't you hear me? This old man seduced me! He's not a human being!"
Xiao Mo calmly lowered his eyes and looked at the fingers less than three millimeters away from his face. The white and tender nails of the little claws were trimmed very neatly. It really didn't look like the claws of a naughty child... Feeling Xiao Yan's eyes sweeping over his face, the man took his eyes back slowly and said lazily: "You think too much, son. Even if I like men, I won't be so hungry as to do it to my own son, not to mention-"
Xiao Mo put the bowl of sweet soup back on the coffee table, picked up Xiao Qi's bowl and stuffed it into his hand: "I like big and good ones."
Xiao Qi held the sweet soup and continued to be empty-headed-because he was a little unsure whether being shot in the struggle between the father and son of the Xiao family was also within his business scope.
As for Xiao Mo's terrible speech, Xiao Yan just frowned in disapproval. The one who reacted more strongly was Xiao Yan beside him. At this moment, Xiao Yan seemed to hear something explode and collapse in his brain with a bang... For example, his three views that seemed to be formed but were not yet formed.
He stared at the smiling Xiao Mo with red eyes. His handsome little face swept away his usual smug look. He looked like he was ready to cry at any time if he was stimulated a little bit. His eyes flashed with disgust, disbelief and other indescribable complex emotions-
"Old man, do you have any shame?!"
Do you have any shame?
Xiao Mo rubbed his cheek with the back of his hand thoughtfully, and suddenly remembered what his old man had said to him in his previous life, so he blurted out slowly: "My face is given by others. If others don't give it to me, I don't want it."
Xiao Yan: "..."
Staring at Xiao Mo for a while, until Xiao Yan was sure that the other party had no intention of apologizing, the younger twin brother snorted loudly and turned around abruptly, with landmines under his feet, running all the way to his room like a Godzilla, and then slammed the door again!
Xiao Mo sat there and appreciated the verb form of "tears running" for a while. His face was still calm, calm, and guilt-free-
Although he set a new record of running away and slamming the door twice when he just got up from the hospital bed.
When Xiao Yan's energetic and earth-shaking door slamming sounded in his ears, the man even had the mood to touch his nose and tease: "It looks like the father-son relationship is about to break."
Then he thought about it and felt that something seemed wrong - this was said as if the father-son relationship in the Xiao family had been complete.
At this time, Xiao Yan withdrew his gaze from Xiao Yan's door and called Xiao Mo with a paralyzed face.
Xiao Mo expressed his understanding of his cheap son calling him by his name - because at this moment he could not think of anything else that he could not understand. So Xiao Mo hummed, looked up at Xiao Yan with a sincere face, and then the next second, he was given a cold and noble look by his cheap eldest son -
"You are so boring."
After Xiao Yan finished speaking, he turned around and left - Xiao Mo could guess with his toes that he was probably going to calm Xiao Yan's anger again... Although he might not be a good son, he was definitely a good brother.
Xiao Yan's footsteps were light, unlike Xiao Yan's impetuous pace. If Xiao Yan's footsteps were like minefields, then Xiao Yan's silent footsteps were more like whizzing cold arrows, which gave Xiao Mo the illusion that "this son seems to be more difficult to deal with."
Discussion: A simple way to make your son angry twice in one day.
Until the scene reappeared after dinner, at this moment, in the living room, there was only the silent Xiao Mo and the ghost-like Xiao Qi beside him. Xiao Mo thought about it, raised his head and glanced at the expressionless man in a suit standing beside him, then he reacted, looked at Xiao Qi's face and said, "Sorry, I made you fall into the trap."
Xiao Qi was silent. Did he have to answer "It's okay" at this time? Or "Mr. Mo did the right thing"? This answer was strange no matter how you thought about it, so Xiao Qi simply kept silent.
As expected, Xiao Mo didn't care whether he answered or not. He sat on the sofa and ate the sweet soup bit by bit. From his appearance, Xiao Qi could easily tell that the man at this moment probably didn't know what he was eating at all. It wasn't until the hour and minute hands of the wall clock pointed to twelve o'clock that Xiao Mo cleaned up the last bit of food in the bowl. He raised his head and asked Xiao Qi without any context, "Am I too much?"
"To answer what Master Mo said," Xiao Qi answered honestly, "you seemed to be more patient in the past."
"Oh." Xiao Mo thought about it and began to sympathize with that man sincerely. The genuine Xiao Mo who had disappeared without a trace, so he asked as if he was dying, "But I gave birth to them and raised them. I don't want my sons to be like enemies with me, isn't it wrong?"
This sentence spoken by Xiao Mo's mouth almost sounded unreasonable - but Xiao Qi didn't know that at this moment, there was actually a completely different person in Xiao Mo's skin, so the man was silent for a while, and just reminded softly: "The living expenses of the young masters were arranged by the deceased master himself."
Oh, that is to say, it's right that I, as a father, have nothing to do, right?
In short, Xiao Mo is a complete idiot, right?
But I heard there is a saying that "If you are an idiot, don't blame the dog for thinking about it" - and if Xiao Mo is an idiot, shouldn't the sons he gave birth to be normal idiots... These two brothers are obviously eccentrics among idiots, right? Baring teeth and claws...
"——Xiao Qi, I think I'm probably in menopause."
"... Master Mo, I remember that you will only be 26 after November this year."
"..."Just a joke, don't answer me so seriously!
"Master Mo, it's getting late, go to bed early, you just woke up today, it's not suitable for you to work too hard."
"...Is it too late to say this now? I've been frightened a lot today."
"...?"
"I'm lying to you, I don't mean to blame anyone." The man sitting on the sofa slowly closed his eyes. When he smiled, the arc of his lips made him look really tired. Leaning on the soft sofa, he raised his hand and waved, "You go to sleep first, I'll sit for a while."
So Xiao Qi really left honestly. Xiao Mo looked at his back and was a little speechless - in fact, now he really didn't mind this guy disobeying his orders and rushing up to give him a fierce hug.
"...Uh."
Xiao Mo burped sadly, and his eyes subconsciously swept across the coffee table. He realized that he had swept away Xiao Yan and Xiao Yan's two bowls of sweet soup... So, at this moment, the black-haired man leaned elegantly in the empty living room, touched his stomach, and sighed--
"It seems that I'm full."