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Chapter 11 - Who’s Who in This Damn Harem

"Namo later, Now, New Quest Assigned: Please get to know all your new companions in depth, including the unicorn. 6 hours remaining. Required: Intimate act with Piper. Optional: Everyone else."

Kuina blinked.

"Oh for fuck's sake," she muttered, running a hand down her face. "How many times do I gotta fuck in one week before I get some damn peace?"

She looked out the window of the cozy house, morning light spilling over the lawn.

Two days in this world. I've had more sex than in my entire 27 years combined.I don't know if I love it or if it's slowly breaking me...

She clenched her fists, then sighed.

"Well, whatever. Time to see who the hell I'm actually living with."

She walked out to the garden.

[5 hours 55 minutes remaining]

There lay Mortis.Flat on his side. Alone. Napping like a smug horse bastard. His silver mane shimmered under the sun.

Kuina walked over and gently patted his neck.

He grunted. Then, in a deep-ass voice that somehow still sounded like a tired grandpa:

"Ohhh yes, yes… Piper, you always know when I need a little,"

He opened one eye.

"...Oh. It's you. The redhead. Remind me of your name again?"

Kuina smirked. "Kuina. Kuina Tjorkin."

"Oof," he groaned. "Tough last name. Sounds like a spell someone regrets casting."

She laughed awkwardly. "Yeah. Thanks for that."

He lifted his head and tilted it toward her. "Touch my horn."

"Excuse me?" she blinked.

"Not like that, you perv. Just touch it. I wanna show you something cool."

She reached out and tapped his horn gently. The thing sparked and then shot a beam of pink fucking laser straight into the sky.

Kuina gasped. "Holy shit!"

Mortis chuckled, deep and raspy. "Damn right. I'm a one-horned man-shaped death machine. I've killed more men than diseases."

Kuina raised an eyebrow. "Charming."

He grinned. "Piper and I lived in the Forest of Sacrifice for over a hundred years. Killed a lotta scumbags. Not a single innocent."

"Wait, how old are you?"

"150."

"What the fuck,?"

"And Piper? 300."

Kuina's jaw dropped.

"We extended our lifespan with forbidden magic," Mortis explained. "Basically, we don't age. At all."

System Alert:"Forbidden Magic: Immortal Vitality will become available to you at Level 6000."

"Six... thousand?!" Kuina muttered. "My journey's a damn novel."

Mortis snorted. "You brought us back from the dead. We died because of that prick Namo, and you—little miss angry sword—brought us back. I owe you."

"Appreciate it," Kuina said quietly.

"But only one favor," Mortis winked. "I don't do that whole 'eternal servant' crap."

He lowered his voice. "Just... watch over Piper. She's tough. But she's been hurt. Bad. Hunted by male blood cults. I helped her kill them. All of them."

"Jesus…"

"I'll let her tell you the rest. But know this—if she dies, I die. Even if we're not technically soul-bound... she's my everything."

Kuina softened.

Mortis stood up slowly. "You kissed her, huh?"

"Kind of."

He laughed. "You'll kiss her a million more times. Just don't steal her from me."

"Your horn and head won't stroke themselves?"

She patted him firmly.

Mortis neighed. "Ohhh, you're spicy. I like it."

Kuina grinned. "Thanks, horse boy. Catch you later."

[5 hours 30 minutes remaining]

She walked back inside. The smell of spices and grilled vegetables hit her.

Mira was in the kitchen, wearing nothing but a damn apron and panties.

Kuina stopped dead.

"Mira… why are you practically naked?"

Mira turned around and giggled. "I needed to air out. My clothes got sweaty and gross after the forest slaughter fest."

"Seriously?" Kuina raised an eyebrow.

Without a word, Kuina raised her hand and cast a restoration spell.A glowing shimmer wrapped around Mira, forming a brand new white combat outfit—with soft fur on the shoulders and a very flattering fit.

Mira gasped. "Holy shit, babe… that's gorgeous."

"Yeah, well. You're welcome."

Mira sat down across from her. "So... why the heart-to-heart?"

Kuina took a breath. "I need to know something. Do you want to go back to the Fire Kingdom?"

Mira blinked, then looked away.

"After we... had sex, I told myself I'm staying with you. You beat me in battle. You woke something in me. And honestly? My brother probably already took my role. I'll go back when this journey's over."

Kuina reached out and held her hand.

"You're tough. But there's something really sweet in you too."

Mira flushed.

"And look… I don't know how I feel about all these... hookups. But I know this—none of them felt wrong."

Suddenly, Mira stood up and leaned over.She kissed Kuina, quick and soft. Then pulled back, wide-eyed.

"I... I'm sorry!" she stammered, bolted up, and ran out.

Kuina sat there, stunned. "Okay... that was weird."

[4 hours remaining]

Next stop: Lika's room.

Kuina knocked gently.

"Lika? Can I come in?"

Door opened. Lika stood in the center of the room, practicing some floaty-ass glowing symbols in the air.

"Oh! Kuina!" she squeaked. "Sorry, I was working on my hypnosis magic. Gotta stay ready."

Kuina plopped onto the bed. "Come sit with me."

Lika hesitated. Then nodded and sat next to her, cheeks pink.

"So," Kuina asked softly, "how long were you stuck in that tower?"

"At least 10 years," Lika said. "I couldn't use magic. He locked me down emotionally and physically. I was frozen. But when we… made love… it felt like something broke free."

Kuina blinked. "That was… actually really beautiful."

"I want to do it again," Lika said quietly.

Kuina turned, surprised. "Lika... you're adorable."

"But what do you want now?" Kuina asked. "What's your purpose?"

Lika smiled sadly. "I don't know. I think… I want to stay with you. Protect you. Love you."

Kuina stared. Her heart skipped.

She gently touched Lika's cheek, leaned forward, and kissed her on the forehead.

"Thank you, Lika."

She stood, blew her a kiss in the air, and walked out.

[3.5 hours remaining]

"Jesus, every conversation takes thirty minutes," Kuina muttered. "Okay. Kylie's next. Then… Piper."

She walked into the living room. Kylie and Piper were lounging on the couch.

"Kylie," Kuina called, "come to my room. Need to talk."

Kylie looked over, eyes flashing.

"Piper, I'll be back in a bit. Kuina's top priority."

Piper rolled her eyes. "Whatever."

Kylie leaned in, kissed her full on the lips, then giggled.

"Don't pout, my crimson queen."

Her wings unfurled as she floated slowly toward the hallway.

Kuina sat on the bed.

Kylie entered. Her clothes vanished with a snap.

"KYLIE!" Kuina shouted, red-faced. "That's not why I called you!"

Kylie sighed dramatically and brought her outfit back. "Ugh, fine. You're no fun."

She closed the door and smiled. "So, what's up, pretty girl? Want a little kiss?"

"No." Kuina crossed her arms. "I want to know who you are."

Kylie stopped.

For the first time, she hesitated.

"I… don't like talking about myself. But fine."

She sat beside her.

"I'm a witch. I bring women from your world here. Women who suffered. I make them strong. Free. I made the potion you drank. Took me years. Massive mana cost."

Kuina's eyes widened. "You did that… to save me?"

"I did it… Ten years too late," Kylie said softly. "I know. You were alone. You were hurt. You ran. And yeah… You were a virgin."

She winked. "And I took that."

"Kylie…"

"You wanna go back?" she asked.

"No. But why is the system assigning me sex quests like it's a horny dating sim?"

Kylie shrugged. "Beats me. Maybe it sees something in you the rest of us don't."

Kuina looked down. Quiet.

Kylie leaned close.

"I love you, Kuina. When you kissed Piper... I fell harder. She needed that. So do you."

Before Kuina could respond, Kylie kissed her, deep, French, wet.

Kuina gasped but kissed back.A moan escaped.

Kylie's hand slid up her chest, grazing her breasts, but then pulled back.

"Later, my queen. Go to Piper."

She stood, winked.

"I can't help myself when it comes to you."

[1.5 hours remaining]

Kuina walked back into the living room.

Piper sat alone now. Hands on her chin. Eyes glazed over.

Kuina sat across from her.

"You okay?"

Piper blinked. "Huh? Yeah. Yeah. I'm good."

Kuina tilted her head. "You sure?"

"I… I don't know why," Piper thought, "but I'm soaked just from her asking if I can talk."

System Alert:"This is your moment 😏."

Kuina rolled her eyes.

"Piper, I—"

She didn't finish.

Piper lunged across the couch, straddled her lap, and locked lips with her.

Kuina muffled, "Wait, let's ta—"

"No," Piper whispered. "Not now."

She licked her lips.Voice low.

"Right now…You're mine."

To be continued. 

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