On the morning, Nami was browsing the market, minding her own business, when she heard raising voices of two men — one with the distinct Uchiha fan on his back , the other wearing senju colors , both were in heated argument.
The Uchiha member snapped " THIS IS YOUR CLAN FUALT FOR NOT CONTROLLING YOUR OWN RUMORS "
The Senju member shot back "OUR FOULT?! YOUR CLAN IS THE ONE MAKING IT WORSE BY OVERREACTING "
Nami unable to resist, marched right up to them and crossed her arms said loadly
" Listen here " , drawing the attention of the nearby shoppers , she said " If they really did the deed, then they deserve all the mocking ! But if they didn't , then why haven't they married women and had children yet?!"
The two shinobi froze , staring at her in stunned silence
Nami continued , hands on her hips " I heard shinobi marry young because they die on missions because of the high risks, So why haven't your clans married them off ?! Are you out of women or something? " she gestured dramatically at the marketplace and said " Look around! , We're still alive! Not all women are dead !"
The Uchiha member face darkened, his sharingan flickering to life for a brief second " You dare question our clan honor WOMAN?! , Madara-sama personal life is none of your concern"
Nami scoffed " Oh , so he doesn't like women? Is that why he's not married? "
The Uchiha member eye twitched " I— That not …" he looked like he was about to either explode or set her on fire with a fire jutsu
The Senju member meanwhile looked like he was caught between horror and hysterical laughter " L-Lady , you can't just— Hashirama-sama is busy with clan matters! , marriage isn't…"
Nami rolled her eyes " Busy? Busy? You shinobi are always 'Busy' until you drop dead in some ditch! , That exactly why you marry young !" She threw her hands up 🙌 " Honestly, no wonder people think they're lovers— you're letting them act like it "
A few civilians onlookers gasped at what Nami said , some nodding in agreement, while others quickly shuffled away, not wanting to be caught in crossfire
Nami realized she might have actually pushed things too far this time, grabbed her basket and hurried off , muttering " I am just saying what everyone's thinking " then running away with fast steps
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The Uchiha member looked like he ready to commit murder . 👹
The Senju member was now pinching the bridge of his nose, muttering about "Why did I take this mission on this city? "
A third party voice cut in a Hyuga member of all people who had been eavesdropping
said dryly " This is the most entertaining thing I've witnessed in years "
The Uchiha member and The Senju member both turned their glares on him.
The Hyuga member 😅
By sunset the story had evolved :
On old woman said " a civilian woman scolded the Uchiha and Senju for not marrying off their leaders " her women firends gasped
On a tea shop a story teller said " that civilian woman confirmed Hashirama and Madara must be lovers , if they refuse to take wifes !"
the two clans when heard the story are so ashamed they're finally going to arrange marriages to shut down the rumors
(＞人＜;)
When madara heard this latest development, he nearly leveled a training ground in fury .
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Hashirama meanwhile was now being actively pestered by his clansmen , Tobirama told him ( Anija just pick a bride already for the clan reputation SAKE )
Hashirama :
(＞人＜;)
And for Nami ?
She went home, hugged her husband Haruki and children tightly on the bed and whispered " Thanks the gods , I am not a ninja "
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Her two sons laughed
The end of the first episode hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for reading , I will take a sleep now I will upload as soon as possible
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