"Ooh... Ahh... Yeah♂..."
"So comfortable... right there..."
On the experimental platform, Herta narrowed her eyes, staring at Chu Ze who was deliberately putting on a comfortable expression:
"Don't make such strange noises."
Chu Ze's expression was blissful:
"I'm sorry, I can't control it. Because your kneading feels so good."
Herta's face was tense:
"This is not a massage parlor, and I am not a masseuse for you."
"If you make any more strange noises during this perfectly normal physical examination, I won't be using my hands, but my feet to stomp on you."
But Chu Ze became even more excited, his heart rate even increasing significantly:
"T-that's not good... um, if you really do stomp, please wear your current black stockings..."
Herta: "?"
After pondering for two seconds, Herta silently pulled out a large hammer from under the stool and forcefully smashed it towards Chu Ze's head.
Chu Ze's face immediately changed, and he dodged the attack with a side step:
"Wow, trying to murder your own child... childhood friend!"
"Not murder, just want to crack open your skull and see why it's filled with so much yellow waste."
Herta raised the large hammer high:
"Come, lie down again. Breathe deeply, relax, it's normal to feel dizzy..."
"How is that normal at all, hey!"
"Stop complaining, just endure it and it will be over..."
"Then my life will also be over!"
...
...
For some reason, although it was a reunion with Chu Ze after a long time, Herta felt a sense of comfort like talking to an old friend.
It was as if the two of them had never experienced a long separation, but were soul mates who had spent all these years together.
...It seems those past events from childhood are not so easy to ignore.
Herta's expression was slightly dazed, but she quickly refocused on reality and quickly finished Chu Ze's physical examination.
Looking at the data analysis on the screen, the young woman showed a thoughtful look:
"Chu Ze, you've hit the jackpot."
Chu Ze was jolted:
"What do you mean?"
Herta pointed to the numbers marked in red on the screen: "See these bright red numbers?"
Chu Ze nodded repeatedly: "I see them. Is this the stock you bought for me?"
Herta shook her head: "No, these are body indicators representing a high degree of danger."
"???"
Chu Ze was immediately shocked: "Then what jackpot did I hit!"
Herta said matter-of-factly: "In just half an hour, we found so many problems. Isn't that a jackpot?"
"Don't joke around so seriously, you!"
He originally felt fine, but after this check-up, Chu Ze suddenly felt that his body was not quite right.
Seeing his strange expression, Herta also got straight to the point: "First, tell me what's going on with the Stellaron in your body."
Chu Ze nodded: "Okay, let me tell you what happened..."
In just a few words, Herta understood what had happened.
And her expression became even more wonderful:
"The Stellaron has severely damaged your body's tissues. Under normal circumstances, you would have already exploded and died."
"But a powerful force of Joy is maintaining your life and has perfectly locked down the rampaging Stellaron."
"Destruction and Joy have thus achieved a perfect balance in your body, preventing your body from falling apart or becoming a Voidranger."
Although it was mostly long and difficult sentences, after being a secretary for a while, Chu Ze's intelligence had also increased significantly.
He immediately understood what Herta meant.
"Help me, Ms. Herta!" Chu Ze decisively asked for help.
Herta crossed her arms, looking completely unfazed:
"You're lucky, you've come at a good time."
"Follow me, I'll show you something good."
...
...
Following Herta to another corner, she opened a screen and her fingertips swiped.
Unlike the body test data chart from before, what appeared before him was something similar to a blueprint.
"Although as long as the power of Joy does not dissipate, your Stellaron will be suppressed, no one can guess the thoughts of the God of Fun."
"Maybe he'll feel bored the next moment and directly withdraw his power, so you must have a backup plan."
"And I happen to have this backup plan."
Herta pointed to the blueprint on the screen:
"[Light Chaser-I Personal Mecha], this is a little gadget I made in my spare time."
"It was modified from the latest body tissue treatment pod, originally used to restore the constitution and enhance the brain signals of people in long-term cryosleep."
"Later, I modified it. While retaining its healing ability, it can also amplify the user's combat power."
"What do you think, want it?"
Of course, he wanted it!
From the first glance at the blueprint, Chu Ze was deeply attracted by the object on it!
Even without mentioning the function of repairing the body...
The mecha itself is a man's romance!
Especially at a critical moment, when his companions are in despair, he can stand in front of everyone like a protagonist with a transformation device, shout "henshin," and transform into a mecha knight with a cool pose...
Just thinking about such a scene is enough to make one's blood boil!
"I want it, I really want it!"
Chu Ze said, breathing heavily:
"If I can have the ability to transform into a mecha knight, even if it means marrying Herta, I'm still willing!"
"You want to have your cake and eat it too? You want all the good things for yourself?"
Herta adjusted her hat.
Then, she extended her right hand and snapped her fingers with a snap.
"If you want it that much, then I'll just give it to you."
"...Eh?"
Another heavy gift fell from the sky, making Chu Ze's eyes widen slightly.
Seeing his dazed look, a beautiful smile that could make all the stars in the sky lose their luster appeared on Herta's face:
"From now on, this set of [Light Chaser-I Personal Mecha] is your property."
"What do you think, are you filled with a deep sense of gratitude for the great Ms. Herta?"
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