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Chapter 4 - Chapter 4: How to Seduce a God (And Other Terrible Ideas)

Part 1: The Eye of the Author

The cathedral's ruins trembled as the split in the sky widened, revealing an eye—massive, golden, and utterly bored.

The Scriptwriter's Voice: "Ah. The cockroach survives again."

Every muscle locked up. This wasn't pressure—it was like being pressed between the pages of a book.

System Glitch:

> [WARNING: DIVINE INTERVENTION DETECTED]

[Final Quest Updated: Flirt with the Apocalypse]

Aiden (gritting teeth): "You couldn't have given me a easier god to seduce?!"

Lysara, bleeding from her ears, grabbed my collar: "Stop complaining and rizz the cosmos, you idiot!"

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Part 2: The Dragon Princess Arrives (Right on Time)

A meteor crashed through the cathedral's remains—except it wasn't a meteor.

It was a woman.

Clad in molten gold armor, her crimson hair wild with fire, she backhanded the Scriptwriter's eye like it was a bothersome fly.

Dragon Princess Ignisia: "MY MATE DOES NOT GET ERASED TODAY."

System Notification:

> [New Party Member: Ignisia the Worldbreaker]

[Relationship Status: Claimed You During Your First Life (???)]

Aiden: "…Excuse me?"

Ignisia turned, her smoldering gaze stripping my soul bare: "You promised to find me again. Don't you remember?"

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Part 3: The System's Last Secret

As Ignisia dueled the sky, the system finally broke—revealing its core:

> [Primary Objective: Love the Unlovable]

[Creator: Iteration #1 Aiden (Current Status: Trapped in God's Prison)]

Memory Fragment Unlocked:

A younger me, clad in shadows, snarling at the Scriptwriter:

"Fine. If I can't beat you, I'll outwrite you—one pathetic villain at a time."

Lysara gasped: "You built the Flirting System?!"

Aiden (realizing): "No. We did. All 47 versions."

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Part 4: How to Kill a Storyteller

The Scriptwriter laughed, its voice shredding reality:

"Cute. But no side character changes the plot."

I looked at my harem:

Seraphina, gripping her bloody dagger.

Lysara, flipping a knife with lethal grace.

Elara, cracking her knuckles.

Ignisia, burning with millennia of fury.

Aiden (grinning): "We're not side characters."

I kissed Ignisia—hard—and let our combined fire melt the script in my hands.

Final System Prompt:

> [FATE REWRITTEN]

[New Genre Unlocked: Harem Fantasy (With Plot)]

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The Real Enemy

As the Scriptwriter's eye dissolved, a new message appeared—scrawled in my handwriting:

"Find me. The first Aiden is waiting.

P.S. Bring the girls."

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Next Chapter Teaser:

The First Aiden's Prison: "You're late."

The Scriptwriter's True Form: A tired novelist from Earth?

Final Harem Recruitment: "Sorry, Kael. Your fanclub's mine now."

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