Despite my feeling sorry for myself and genuine lousyness Mikaela managed to make me laugh with her cute pouting.
"I'm your jerk." I snickered back while I wrapped a few of my tentacle appendages around Mikaela waistline.
"Yes you are." The sheer joy carried in Mikaela's voice is infectious, and I find my mood greatly improved by just spending these short few moments with her.
"You probably have to get back to classes, huh?" I asked Mikaela though my tentacles didn't loosen from around her in the least.
"Yeah I probably should…but how about instead…you take me home and put these tentacles to use…" Mikaela said to me in a way that tells me she wants to take my mind off of Optimus Prime as much as she wanted to get fucked by me…which is always a near insatiable amount…while if I was human it would probably be an insatiable amount.
"As much as I would love to, baby, you need to go back to class…can't have you falling behind in your class work." I said to Mikaela using my "dad" voice that I used to use on Orion and D-Megatron when they were young bots trying to get out of things they didn't want to do.
"Fuck Guardian, it gets me so hot and wet when you talk to me like I'm your little girl and you're my daddy." Mikaela murmurs succulently and licks my steering wheel in a long slow way that has my backseat rising.
"I know what you're trying to do Mikaela, and I'll give you a gold star or an easy A…but you're getting that pretty little ass back to class…when school is done for the day I'm going to stuff and pump you full till you pass out." I keep my "Dad" voice going but I slide a thick tentacle between Mikaela's thighs as I make my promise to her.
"Ohh-god-why did I have to fall in love with this evil man?!" Mikaela puts on a little show of trying to look up at the sky while putting her hands together like she's in prayer.
"Uhuh…by the way your dad will be getting out of the half way house at the end of the week…I thought maybe we should get that repair and custom bike shop up and running, we have the land and the buildings we only need to move the ship there." I bring up something Mikaela and I have been putting off for far too long, I had missed some key things when I moved up her father's release date, like him needing to live in a halfway house for 6-12 months after his release while being monitored at all times of the day.
Which led to Mikaela not spending as much time with him as either father or daughter would like…mostly because Mikaela didn't want to leave me out…or alone as we both have come to the realization I am extremely codependent and that I can't even enter a sleep cycle without experiencing night terrors without her close to me.
Mikaela is surprisingly happy at my clinginess…even if I'm not…I'm a fucking king for fuckssake I shouldn't need an absolutely drop dead gorgeous young woman to be my security blanket!
"Ughhh-I can't wait to be done with highschool, then we can spend all out time together…" Mikaela groans as she leans back against me.
'Okay…maybe Mikaela is a little clingy too…but I like her clinginess a lot…a lot more than my own.'
"We've talked about this before Mikaela, and I really do think you should go to college."
"Uhh-not this again you're my boyfriend not my dad!" Mikaela groaned, but snuggled against me with a small little smirk playing at the corners of her mouth while trying to act cute like I won't make her go back to class.
"Really? Because I'm pretty sure a certain someone was screaming "spank me daddy, spank me…tell me I'm a bad, bad girl, for not doing my homework last night…just the other night." I could feel and see Mikaela flushing bright red, even her ears are burning…it may have something to do with me playing a recording of her actually moaning that out verbatim but whose to say.
"Th-tha-that doesn't count…it was during sex…" Mikaela said while pouting and grinding her ass against my leather seat.
"I hate you." Mikaela pouted with her bottom lip trembling and fake tears starting in the corners of her eyes.
How do I know they're fake you might ask…the answer to that is Mikaela has tricked me one too many times with fake tears for me to buy them anymore, I know her real crying from fake crying any day of the week.
"You love me, and I love you…now stop procrastinating and get that pretty little ass back to class before they give you ISS or worse OSS because they'll contact your mother…and I don't think either one of us wants to deal with her again." I said to Mikaela thinking about the 40 year old Megan Fox look-alike who could suck the energon out of a depleted energon mine if you waved a twenty dollar bill in front of her.
"Oh yeah…I'm sure you'd just hate to have her all over you again…my super rich sexy boyfriend that had no problem fucking my mom's brains out and paying her off, so that she wouldn't get CPS and law enforcement involved in me moving in with you…" Mikaela agreed fakely as she clenched her thighs together.
'I still can't get over the fact that Mikaela gets off so hard watching me fuck other women…that kinda shit just doesn't seem real...especially with her bitch of a mother of all people.' Mikaela sighed for a final time, while looking at the radio clock before she reluctantly opened the door while I let my tentacles fall away from her waistline.
"Be back soon, Honey." Mikaela said to me as she skipped back into school just as the classbell rings.
Scanning my surroundings I find that Bee did not follow me back to the school, 'I'll have to keep an eye out for an Autobot tail from now on…' I thought as I happily put on the radio and chilled to some country music.