Chapter 443: Don't Take Off Your Clothes Casually in Public!
Tokyo Station
"Mmm~ big cities really do feel different~"
After several hours on the train, everyone was a bit tired. The crowded environment made it hard to stretch—especially for Azusa, with her long legs.
So the moment they got off, she eagerly stretched.
Her almost perfect curves left the people in the station staring in a daze. If the senpai hadn't reacted quickly, a few otaku might've turned into dominoes.
If someone collapsed in a place like a station… their youthful daily-life genre might've needed a change.
To prevent a tragedy, Kamishiro immediately sealed that devilish figure with his jacket.
Definitely not because he was jealous!
"Ah, thanks, Kamishiro. Tokyo really is a bit cold,"
Azusa said, tugging at the jacket. She hadn't felt it much on the train under a blanket, but once she got off, the low temperature was obvious.
"Yeah."
"It's totally different from the last time we came."
"Well, it is autumn now."
Kamishiro and the other two nodded in agreement. This year's summer had passed surprisingly fast.
"At the seaside, you couldn't really tell… wait, what's going on with you three?"
(???)
Aina froze mid–jacket-putting-on when she saw Kamishiro and the others.
It had been so long since she'd ridden public transport with these idiots that she'd almost forgotten…
"Is drinking alcohol everywhere you go your special way of checking in?! And can you three show some respect for Tokyo's weather?!!"
Aina went on a furious rant. She'd thought that after all this time, her mindset had matured—but apparently…
It was just that these idiots hadn't caused trouble in a while!!
At that moment, Kamishiro and the other two each had a can of beer in hand, drinking happily.
Despite being in a station packed with people, they were as relaxed as if they were at the beach.
And not just in behavior—also in how they were dressed!
How could these three say the weather had gotten colder while stripping off their clothes at the same time?!
Is drinking beer with clothes on illegal to you guys?!
"Huh? What are you talking about, Aina?"
"We're showing great respect for the weather."
"Can't you tell how this is different from how we usually drink?"
As they spoke, the three put their hands on their hips and confidently showed off their outfits.
This time, they really hadn't stripped bare like usual. Even idiots could feel the temperature, okay?
They… were wearing underwear.
Normal underwear!
Rarako underwear!
Patrick Star underwear!
Without realizing it, Kamishiro and the other two had become the most eye-catching scenery in all of Tokyo Station.
Even in talent-packed Tokyo, they were explosive presences.
Smack!
"I really can't deal with you guys!"
Aina covered her face in pain, suddenly regretting coming with these three idiots.
These three had completely surpassed their predecessors now!
The senpai hadn't even taken their clothes off yet, and these three were already halfway there!
Seeing Aina on the verge of tears, Kamishiro shook his head in disappointment. He hadn't expected that after all this time, Aina still hadn't assimilated with them.
He'd thought they'd already become the same kind of people through countless drinking sessions.
After all, with Aina's chest—arguably not even as impressive as Yamamoto's there really wasn't much need to hide it~
Kamishiro sighed. Looks like he'd need to prepare some stronger alcohol for Aina in the future only then could he awaken the desires deep in the human heart!
And Chisa too!
He had to make sure they truly understood what kind of club they'd joined!
Thinking this, Kamishiro unconsciously looked toward the two senpai, hoping for some spiritual encouragement.
However—
When he saw the senpai, instead of encouragement, he was filled with shock.
The senpai hadn't taken off their clothes?!
And they weren't drinking either?!
At that moment, the two senpai were just holding their beers, wearing constipated expressions as they stared at them, as if holding something back.
"Why aren't you drinking, senpai?"
"Not used to the local conditions?"
"Or is it that this beer doesn't suit your taste?"
After saying this, Kamishiro laughed. Forget this beer being one they often drank—
Even if it tasted awful…
As long as it was alcohol, the senpai would never waste it!
That was a proud tradition of generations of PaB!
"Well… not exactly…"
"We do kind of want to drink, but this time let's wait until we get to our destination and have a proper drinking session."
After saying that, the senpai put the alcohol they were holding behind their backs, storing it away in their mysterious space.
"Eh???"
Kamishiro and the other two stared at each other in complete confusion. Were they sick?!
And it wasn't just the two senpai—Azusa, who had previously been partying with them, was now sitting obediently on Kamishiro's huge suitcase, behaving very well.
Just as Kamishiro was about to ask what was going on, Chisa pointed behind the three of them.
"How about… you turn around and take a look first?"
She really couldn't bear to see them continue being this stupid.
Hearing this, the three of them turned around in perfect unison. In this regard, they were very good at taking advice!
Then—
They saw two security personal smiling warmly at them.
One of them, seeing that the three had noticed them, smiled even more, patted Kamishiro on the shoulder, and pointed to the side.
The meaning was obvious.
Young lads, how about we go over there and have a little chat?
Kamishiro Trio: {{(°△°;")}}!
In that instant, the three's brains went into overdrive, their eyes scanning the surroundings nonstop—clearly already planning the most perfect escape route.
Heh.
Kamishiro laughed bitterly to himself. He hadn't expected such a familiar opening the moment he returned to Tokyo.
This was… truly challenging!
The corners of Kamishiro's mouth rose wildly as the restless factor that had been dormant deep inside him for so long slowly awakened!
Looks like it was fate. After being away for so long, it was time to give Tokyo a gorgeous performance to remind this city who he was!
With just two cops, they couldn't even form a proper encirclement. Compared to being surrounded by over a dozen beasts before, this was child's play of child's play.
Kamishiro was very confident in his speed. And even in the worst-case scenario if these two cops really were faster than him it would still be fine.
Kamishiro shot a glance to the side, sneering at Iori and Kohei's terrified expressions.
After all, he still had Kitahara and Kohei beside him. If he couldn't outrun them, he could just shove those two forward!
Thinking this, Kamishiro suddenly felt full of confidence. Even the heavens were helping him, deliberately giving him two companions to help him start his first battle!
And these two cops were still smiling—how naive!
Without hesitation or warning, Kamishiro turned around and ran!
Kitahara?
Kohei?
Cannon fodder, get lost!
He'd ask Nanaka nee to save them later!
Goodbye, idiots—bang!
Before Kamishiro's inner monologue could finish, he slammed straight into two huge, soft masses.
That sensation… hit him so hard his mind went blank, leaving only one thought!
Please let that happen again!!!
However, once he came back to his senses, Kamishiro realized something was off.
Looking closely, he saw a well-endowed girl clutching her chest and staring at him, her face full of shy embarrassment, eyes brimming with affection.
That expression was one Kamishiro knew all too well—every big sister who'd tried to hit on him before had worn the same look. If there weren't so many people around, she might've already come over to ask for his LINE.
Wait?!
So many people?!
{{(°△°;")}}!
When did there get to be this many people?!
Only then did Kamishiro notice that, without realizing it, a huge crowd had gathered around them—three layers inside and three layers outside!
There was no chance to escape!
Crap!
A miscalculation!!!
Kamishiro froze. He'd calculated everything except this—he hadn't accounted for there being so many people!
Only then did he realize what he'd been ignoring all along.
Before, in order to avoid attracting the attention of Tokyo police, he and those beasts always picked remote places.
But now, he was at Tokyo Station!
One of the most crowded places in all of Japan!
Thanks to their earlier instinctive actions, they'd already become "oddities" in the eyes of others.
If nothing else, he'd probably show up on social media today.
Thinking this, Kamishiro immediately pulled out his disguise kit!
Sunglasses!
Mask!
Only when both were equipped at the same time did Kamishiro finally feel completely at ease.
"..."
This operation stunned the surrounding crowd. They couldn't understand how a guy wearing Patrick Star underwear managed to pull sunglasses and a mask out from behind himself.
This… was that hardcore?
Perhaps because these two items sealed away Kamishiro's looks, even the girl he'd just crashed into regained her composure.
Thinking about where those items might've been hidden, she covered her mouth and fled in panic.
So Twitter hadn't lied after all—handsome guys really do have strange fetishes!
Better look for a normal guy next time!
"..."
Seeing her reaction, Kamishiro immediately knew she'd misunderstood. He wanted to call her back to explain, but…
How was he supposed to explain this, exactly?
He didn't know either!
Just as Kamishiro was lost in confusion, he felt someone pat his shoulder.
Turning around, he saw the two cops from before looking at him kindly.
Behind them were Iori and Kohei, already subdued.
The two were glaring furiously at Kamishiro. Clearly, after seeing his earlier solo escape, they knew they'd been sold out!
That damn bastard!
Every time he ran away, he never told them and always used them as cannon fodder!
Kamishiro: "..."
"Um… officers, if I say this was all a misunderstanding, would you believe me?"
"Oh? What kind of misunderstanding?"
Perhaps because they hadn't seen something this entertaining in a while, the two cops were surprisingly friendly.
At the same time, curiosity glimmered in their eyes—what exactly went on inside a pervert's head?
Questioning people like this was one of their few pleasures.
They even had a Twitter account dedicated to sharing stories about bizarre people they encountered at Tokyo Station.
Kamishiro: "Don't you think drinking a beer right after getting off really helps you feel youth?"
Police: ???
Drinking after getting off lets you feel youth? Was that normal human logic?
Then what were Kabukicho and nightclubs for?
Still, people having unusual ideas wasn't unheard of. They didn't quite understand it, but they'd respect it.
Police: "Alright, we get that. But the problem is—why aren't you wearing clothes?"
Kamishiro: "?((〃▽〃)) Youth doesn't need that stuff!"
Police: "Got it. In that case, why don't you experience our station's pork cutlet rice? That's also part of youth."
Kamishiro: {{(°△°;")}}!
"T-that's not really necessary, is it…"
Kamishiro backed away nervously. He still had important things to do—how could he just go eat pork cutlet rice?!
But it was useless. There was no escape~
"Nooooo!!!!"
Amid Kamishiro's wails, the most arrogant of the three perverts of Tokyo Station was finally apprehended!
...
"Azusa san… is it really okay for us to just leave like this?"
Outside the station, Aina asked cautiously. Was it really fine to just abandon the three of them there?
They'd come to attend Ikegoshi's wedding, but now all three people closest to him had been taken away by the police. Was there even a point in continuing?
"Relax, Aina~ this is just some simple verbal education. They'll be released soon. After all, they didn't strip completely—so it doesn't reach pervert-level.
And besides… even if they did strip completely, it'd just be a bowl of pork cutlet rice. The wedding's tomorrow, right? They'll make it!"
"..."
Hearing this, several black lines appeared over Aina's head.
So… was the reason they came a day early because Azusa had foreseen this happening?
She even knew the punishment in detail, like she'd personally experienced it…
Wait!
She knew way too much about this!
Even if she'd looked it up online beforehand, wasn't her tone way too certain?
"Um, Azusa san… how do you know this so clearly…?"
Hearing that question, Azusa stopped, tapped her chin with a finger, and said,
"Yeah, how do I know this so clearly?
Maybe because once, during a club activity in Tokyo, we bailed out a few idiots."
As she spoke, her gaze shifted to the two senpai.
Chisa and Aina followed her line of sight, and what they saw were the two senpai' bright smiles and raised thumbs—
As if proudly saying, "Yep, that was us!"
Smack!
The two girls slapped their foreheads.
They knew it!
No wonder the senpai hadn't started drinking right away—they'd already learned their lesson once.
Thinking of that, the two looked at Azusa with a hint of admiration.
After all, it wasn't just Kotobuki-senpai and Tokita-senpai who were idiots.
When it came to club activities—
It was the entire club.