Liam: "Neville…Hope, is it?"
Neville: It's here, it's here! o(≧v≦)o~~
Liam: "Your resume… It's quite lacking. It lists a few short-term contracts... It started just 2 months ago.
Neville: I got that for 2 weeks—fast! Give me a round of applause! \(^o^)/~
Liam: This barely qualifies as a list. Frankly, Mr. Hope, your profile doesn't align with the high-stress, high-competency environment we have here. How did you hear about this opening?"
Neville: I know, bro. That's exactly what happened. Let's give a round of applause to the obvious manipulation of our great system. The Chosen One System gave me the opening and granted me the title: Chosen One. Backdoors VIP treatment! Sweet~ (❤ ω ❤)
Liam: "It says that you were raised in an orphanage. Given the sparse resources of the orphanage, it's expected that you do not have a remarkable work history and educational background. But you still managed to pass our AI screening. It's not that I doubt you or our mainframe technology, but it was rare to have someone like you in our final applicants. Can you give me some explanation? Maybe some tips?"
Neville: Well… Shelly, come out and explain the inner workings of the system. I don't know anything about your programming bombing. Give your host a face. !!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ
Liam: "Tell me about yourself."
Neville: Bruh, it's all in the resume. That's all, don't ask me anymore. This is taking longer than it should be; my professional-con acting will crack after 30 minutes of serious business. Please end this quickly! ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з
Liam: "And what would you say are your greatest strengths?"
Neville: My tail? It can cut a kraken in half and have fresh seafood for a takoyaki feast. Mmhh~ I'm craving some now. To hell with nutrient solutions! Aye! （○｀Ｏ´○）
Liam: "This role also requires a 'no task is too small' attitude. Can you give me an example of when you've demonstrated this?"
Neville: Uhm, I did all sorts of tasks in the sub-system quest board. Oh, I can assure you that your 'small' tasks will not be smaller than those. ୧꒰•̀ᴗ•́꒱୨
Liam: "Imagine you're asked to make 100 copies of a 50-page report an hour before a major meeting. You cannot fail. This report is critical. Walk me through your process. What are your immediate steps? How do you handle that pressure?"
Neville: Dude, can't you just do it ahead of time? Who's so lazy as to forget to copy a report? That's incompetence! Don't pass your responsibilities to others! Everyone has work to do, you know?! (▼皿▼#)
Liam: "We worked with numerous races and cultures in the entire Imperial Galaxy. Can you provide an example of a time you had to adapt your communication style to effectively interact with someone from a background vastly different from your own?"
Neville: As a human turned mermaid myself, I am clear as to how hard it is to be considerate of a different race due to situational differences. I think I can handle that problem easily. (￣▽￣)
Liam: "Why do you want to work for this company?"
Neville: My quest target is here. Else, where could I apply? o(╯□╰)o
Liam: "And where do you see yourself in five years?"
Neville: In 5 years, the original story will start its inner workings. I had plenty of time and assurance to complete the mission before then. So, in 5 years, my Favorability will be full, and my mission will be complete. I'll then say goodbye to the nasty original novel. Be long gone from this world and off to another world to enjoy my real life! ~ ('ω')ノ
Liam: "As an omega, how are you going to adapt in the office environment?"
Neville: Wait, Omega? Oh, yeah, I forgot this is an ABO world. So, I'm an Omega? Damn, I don't want to be the bottom. Shelly, what was your system thinking when it decided that I'll be an omega? Hasn't that guy read tons of romance novels? I'll suffer one way or another! Solve that for me! Hmm~, let's see~, what kind of omega was I? Wait, dominant? Yah, Shelly! It seems your program is glitching! How can I be dominant when I barely have any pheromones? It's close to none, okay?! I already filled out my application as recessive, now you're telling me I'm dominant? Yah, Shelly! Show yourself! ＼(`Δ')／
Liam: "What do you think of Grayson Maxwell?"
Neville: Oh, he is tall, handsome, and definitely intimidating. With that face, he can probably pull off the role of Grand Duke of the North. Right? Right? o(≧v≦)o~~
Liam: "Thank you for your time, Mr. Hope. We will be in touch with you regarding the results of your application."
Neville: You better pass my interview, or I'm going to ask the system for a backdoor. That was something that you can't afford. After all, as my interviewer, you bear the responsibility for the mix-ups. By then, another purge will happen… hehe, hehe ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶