My name is Ethan i'm a 25 year old orphan African-American working his butt off in a corner office on the weekdays and watching DC movies on the weekends.
I sometimes watch Marvel to see my favorite. He will Spider-Man married, how many times his life gets worse. He always gets back up. I am I hear that I found myself one day wishing I could be Spider-Man in the DC universe.
I'm currently in my car on my way to work when the light turns red I stop only for the next seconds to turn green when I move forward I was automatically hit by a truck and died.
Finding myself in some sort of void With some mysterious being saying, he'll give me three wishes
" for my first wish I want a powers abilities items and battle IQ, of Peter Parker Spider-Man, Ben Parker, scarlet spider of ultimate Spider-Man, Spider-Man, 2099 and Miles Morales Spider-Man."
" sure you will have all the suits and also a pocket dimension that you alone can control to summon them and put them back." it said.
" for my second wish I want water bending from avatar the last Airbender and the legend of Korra and I don't need a water source nearby I can just pull it on the air and will allow me to check my progress on this and show me the powers and abilities I have." I said
" all right but you have to learn to use it in conjunction with your spider powers so what's your final wish." it said.
" I wish for breeder God this will ensure that any female I have sex with a child will not have any mutations and the child will be born in a four months while also getting my body to its perfect state I can also choose the gender of the child will also make me very attractive to any woman porn rules also apply to me I can also choose the species of the child and if they have mine, or the parents powers if they have any if the woman is mentally unstable and over, it is in a toxic relationship when I killed a person there with they were automatically love me." I asked.
" sure why not" it said
" now where would you like to be sent?" it asked.
" can you send me to the DC universe particularly a normal one well as normal as it can be played by wiggles super villains and superheroes stuff like that do you know a universe that's not going to end up like apocalypse war or infected with a zombie virus or something.
" OK OK I can do that you're so regular DC universe or nothing super bad happening to it's population OK hopefully I don't see you again for a very long time." he said as a portal open up they need me and I fell through waking up in a forest.
Before I could do anything else, I thought my body changing adapting to the spider powers, and becoming more muscular, have a Paso on the ground.
When I finally woke up, I noticed I was noticeably thinner, but I feel like I could find the Hulk and win.
I then turn to a tree that was a few feet away from me. I thinking too much I punched it, splitting it in half and having both sides fall to left and right of me.
I then thought of suits I could use because it's currently dark outside, and I thought of the Miles Morales suit having it appear in front of me the suit was black with a where does spider on the chest white eyeholes with with red lining them with small ports on the sides for my stingers and organic webs.
I quickly put on the suit on top of my regular clothes, having a perfectly fit me I didn't climb to the top of a tree to see the tween around me. I know it was trees in every direction, except for one city had the lights on.
I then climbed back down and shot out with this from both of my hands attaching them to trees as I pulled back, gaining enough force to send me flying once I let go.
I finally let go and started going towards the city, activating the glide mode on his suit, so I can get there well having to do multiple jumps when I finally got there I noticed a sign that said Gotham city.
I then concealed myself a top of a building using miles my houses camouflage, and started swinging through buildings.
Since I have the powers of Miles Morales and several other spider theme heroes, I got decide what I want to be hero or a villain Na I'm gonna do my own thing I'm gonna be an antihero.
My first kill is definitely going to be the joker, because in hindsight, he should've died a long time ago, but Batman and his stupid, moral code, which I will be doing weird ugly, some villains gonna die not all of them.
Hello swing through the city, I want to places that the joker might be hiding out, abandoned warehouses stuff like that which Gotham is full of It's gonna take me hours to find them.
Unless I somehow find one of his goons, and have them, tell me where he is, just then I heard an explosion as I went down I saw four people with clown make up on their face driving away from a Bank.
" well, that was convenient" I said to myself
Of course, cleaning after the truck landing on the roof causing a dump and alerting the thieves of my appearance
Thief one " oh shit it's the Batman." before he could say anything else I grabbed them out of the driver seat and swan to a nearby building not before sending a web ball at the tire making them crash.
Thief one " who are you another one of the bets students."
" that's not important right now what is important if you tell me where the joker is before you lose a limb." having a metal stinger come out of my rist pointed at his face.
thief one " you're not gonna kill me Batman wouldn't" before he could finish I interrupted him
" do I look like that batman to you I have no problem killing you if that's what needs to be done." having the spike, get closer to his face to accentuate my point.
thief one: OK OK he's in an abandoned warehouse near the edges of Gotham city
" take me there now" after grabbing the guy in web swing over to the joker. I quickly kill him once we got to the destination and got his body in the river for hitting inside the base.
Find several of his goons patrolling with guns knowing who I am up against I can't just going guns blazing and hope everything will be all right.
I have to play this smartly I then look around the base seen that it had security cameras, which means there has to be monitors if I find whoever is controlling the cameras and take them out to me all the rest of the guards will be much easier.
I walked around the base, invisible until I found a guy going into a room filled with cameras. I snuck in behind him and wait until the guy currently doing a shift change judging by their intervals I guess I have a 30 minute window before another card takes his place which is plenty of time to clear this place out.
With that in mind I quickly step the card in the back of the head, killing him instantly before looking at the monitors, fighting the joker and Harley Quinn, and as usual he was abusing her.
I stopped looking at that and look at the rest of the monitors, finding each of the guards closest to my position before expanding out, covering the entire warehouse in blood.
Without having to make a sound to not alert the joker before into his room I changed into the iron spider suit which was airtight to not let the jokers laughing gas affect me.
Entering the room as silently as I could defined, the joker beating Harley with a crowbar.
" you're useless you're the reason Batman still alive you're the reason I never kill him you're worthless" just as he was about to kill her I stepped in and grab the crowbar out of his hand
joker: " who dares to"
Before he could finish, I punched him in the face, popping his jaw because I didn't hold back sending him flying against the wall.
" Joe girl you don't understand something not doing this because it's the right thing to do. I'm doing this because you deserve it. You deserve to die for everything you've done and the only reason payment hasn't done it yet because he's too much of a pussy." when I was finished talking, I stabbed him with one of the iron spider legs in the shoulder to make calls him as much as possible before I kill him.
I tore off his arm, having a bleeding mess before I took his leg and other leg before finally killing him with the stabbed in the head.
Meanwhile, Harley Quinn was watching this with a massive blush on her face with a noticed wet spot appeared on her panties.
I then turn the Harley she wears the typical Harley Quinn outfit with make up on her face and jester outfit.
" are you OK Harley?" I asked as I went down to her that.
" you saved with me why?" because it's the right thing to do.
" because it's the right thing to do."
" are you one of those hero types who only save someone out there for the girls or some thing."
" no, I saved you because of the right thing to do in the joker deserve to die for all the pain that he's caused to this world and he certainly doesn't serve a beautiful woman like you."
After that last complement, It pushed her over the edge, and she lunged at me trying to give me a kiss through the mask.
I removed the part covering my mouth having us a steamy make out session before it pulled away.
" OK before we do anything else we should probably take care of all the stuff that belong to the joker."
" yeah, you're right"
We then went around the warehouse grabbing all of his stuff I tried, putting it in the pocket dimension with it working.
Putting guns bombs, and various weapons inside, we then go to the joker gas I decided to leave it here for the police to clean up as I called them, using the iron suit before scooping Harley up bridal style and using the jet boots and flying out there.
We then went to one of the city taking all the jokers, money and weapons from various warehouses that he has around Gotham having over $1 million by the time I was done with all.
me and Harley are fine to the city before landing on a rooftop and setting her down " hey Mr., you never told me your name."
" you can call me spider-Man"
" OK mr. S do you have a place for us to go tonight?"
" no I was hoping one of your friends did cause I just got to the city."
" all my friends are currently locked up in Arkham asylum things to that nuisance Batman."
" then why don't we break them out."
" that sounds like a great idea, but are you sure your powerful enough break into Arkham asylum?"
" I never seen about breaking in we're going to sneak in."
" by the way, what are your powers or are you some guy in a suit?."
" oh, I have powers this suit was just to protect me from the joker gas."
" OK then what are your powers?" she asked As she tilted her head.
" well to give you a list I have spider powers as you can clearly gets from a suit I can do anything a spider spider can do I can do a venomous bite, superstrength,wall crawling organic web, shooting out of my waist but I also have invisibility metal stingers that come out of my wrist sharpened nails that let me cut through steel electricity manipulation and I can control water."
She has a surprised expression at all the powers I have. " OK you definitely have the powers to get in and out of Arkham by yourself but how are you going to do I had my friends without the guards noticing."
"Oh that that's very simple. I'll have to sneak in cause of riot having all the prison guards away and I go get your friends."
" but before I do, I want to know who I'm getting out so I don't get the wrong person."
" that's easy Mr. S I want you to get red out you know poison ivy."
" so poison ivy is she the only person you want me to get out or is there another one you want?"
" Yep you don't have to get anyone else out that you don't want to."
" OK but I can I drop you off somewhere first because I highly doubt that Batman won't take long to figure out that you're still alive and he might just find you on this roof."
" you can help me in one of Ivy's greenhouses She has plenty of them throughout the city i'll be safe there."
I activated stealth mode on the suit. Kylie is possible flying to that location and setting her down.
" before I here have some water." as I gathered water particles out of the air clean them up and put them inside of a bottle and handed it to her.
Then I got a notification water, bending, 10% mastered.
Before I flew off to go get Harley's friends out of jail.