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Chapter 181 - The Wedding

POV Rio

I was reading over the item I got from my wish in the Adventure Time Multiverse. I ended up deciding to wish for a grimoire that could change its weight and size based on my whims and contained all the information Prismo, The Wishmaster, was allowed to give me. I was more than happy with the results. The grimoire contained a truly immense amount of knowledge. The section I had been focused on the most recently was wish magic. Adventure Time had many different artifacts that could grant wishes, each with varying levels of power and danger.

'Hmm, maybe I should start by making a Thought Cannon Wand. It's not the strongest, but it can still grant basic wishes.'

The wand in question granted your wish as long as you focused solely on it. But the complexity was not very good. If you wished for something too specific, it would fail because you can't keep everything in mind all at the same time. 

'Meh, it's nothing urgent, I suppose I can take my time.'

Speaking of wishes, I had let everyone know about Prismo the Wishmaster and asked if they had any wishes they wanted granted. Most couldn't think of anything that Prismo could do. For instance, he can't bring the dead back to life if they are from beyond his Multiverse, which sort of reduces the need for most people. Combine that with the fact that the wish is a one-time thing, and most people wanted to save it for something special. With one exception.

Loona had something I wasn't aware she had. A fragment of Blitzo's horns. She intended to use her wish to resurrect Blitzo, as hellspawn are a bit unique in how they function. 

Flashback...

"I wish you had told me you had a fragment of your dad earlier," I comment.

"Why?" Loona asked.

"Well, I am decently sure I can resurrect him," I reply.

"WHAT!?" Loona yells, and I swear her eyes almost burst from her head.

"Yeah, I mean it does depend on the variety of hellspawn you belong to. But most demons, devils, and the sort use this method for resurrection all the time. That's why they make their artifacts out of themselves or something similar, or they leave a fragment of themselves with their worshipers so they could resurrect later," I reply as if it were obvious. 

"Why didn't you tell me sooner?!" Loona asks with slight annoyance.

I looked at her with raised eyebrows, and she had the decency to blush.

"Sorry, stupid question. Can we start then?" Loona asks impatiently.

"Sure, give me the fragment, please," I reply.

Loona hands me the small fragement and I get to work on drawing the pentagram and get all the supplies ready. 

'Let's see, where did I leave my chicken blood?'

Demonic magic was almost always bloody or messy in one way or another. But it was just a slight annoyance, and the rituals did usually require very little in the way of magic, so that was nice. Once everything was set up, I placed the fragment in the center and started channeling mana.

SCREEEEEEEECCHHH

An extremely unpleasant screech sounds from the magic circle, and both Loona and I are defended from it. Then, with a burst of dark red, almost black fire, the horn melts and expands rapidly. The form turns into a large, grotesque puddle, then congeals into the form of an Imp. By the time the ritual was almost over, our regeneration had fixed our hearing.

'I feel like I am forgetting something.'

"Oh, that's it was, I forgot he would be naked," I say aloud, but I was too late as Loona had already gotten an eyeful and started retching, and then she puked.

"Ugh, five more minutes. I'm having a nice dream," Blitzo says while his lower member starts getting active.

I avert my eyes and throw a blanket from my inventory over him.

"What the hell, Rio! Why didn't you warn me!?" Loona says while wiping her face.

"I forgot, and do you think I wanted to see that?! He's gonna be my father-in-law!" I say with a grimace.

After saying that, Blitzo wakes up instantly.

"WHAT?! Who's trying to take my Loony Toony!" Blitzo says with a murderous glare.

He looks around, but after a few seconds, he notices the strange situation.

"Is this one of those sick exhibition things? If so, I don't do that kind of stuff. At least not in front of my Loony," Blitzo says with a straight face.

Loona at first seemed embarrassed, but then stopped and started to tear up.

"I would hit you if I weren't so happy to see you," Loona says with a happy and sad tone.

"What?! Why are you crying?! Was it this f*ckface! If so, I'll kill him," Blitzo says with a glare and reaches for his guns, but he soon remembers he's naked.

"Hmm. Hey, Loona is Blitzo, usually this weak," I ask.

"The f*ck is that supposed to mean?! You wanna go, you horse face, having freak!" Blitzo threatens.

"Huh? Uh, now that you mention it, he does seem weaker," Loona responds.

Blitzo looks shocked and starts cursing or saying all sorts of nasty things towards me, but I ignore him.

"I thought as much. Well, I got bad news and good news," I reply.

"What's the good news?" Loona asks nervously.

"The good news is Blitzo is truly resurrected and won't be rejected from this Earth, and he is likely from before his death, so no trauma," I say with a smile.

"What's the bad news?" Loona asks with a grimace.

"He's going to suffer some rough side effects from being resurrected from such a small piece of himself. There's also the dimensional recalibration, and he'll be extremely weakened for a while. Maybe months, perhaps years," I reply.

"Whao whoa whoa! Side effects? Like, how bad are we talking here? Like major bender hangover or..." Smack. Blitzo doesn't finish his question before faceplanting into the ground.

"DAD!" Loona screams in fear.

"It's alright, he's just in a coma. That's the side effect I mentioned. He's not in danger," I say to Loona, and it calms her down a bit.

"How long will it last?" Loona asks with concern written on her face.

"It's somewhat hard to say. But the worst case would be three months. But I want to make it clear that it would be highly unlikely. More likely would be a few weeks," I reply.

That calms Loona even more, and she breathes a sigh of relief. Then she surprises me by standing up and pulling me into a deep kiss, and then letting me go.

"Thanks," Loona says before grabbing Blitzo and walking away.

I stood there with confusion for a moment and then just smiled.

Flashback Ends...

My estimate was correct, and Blitzo stayed asleep for just over 3 weeks. It was a bit of a mess as he has been dealing with this new situation somewhat messily. Lots and lots of booze is his solution. But last I heard, he was getting better.

DING DING DING

My alarm goes off, indicating it's time to get ready. Today was my big day. Today, I would be marrying Cadance, which meant I had to look my absolute best. Cadance had been very, very, very involved in the wedding planning. I had as well, but I was focused on security.

'Speaking of which.'

I teleport to where I sense Cadance, as I knew she wasn't even in her wedding dress yet.

"BAAAH!" Cadance yells when I appear.

She glares at me but sighs moments later.

"Sigh. Rio, for the 50th time, I am okay. Nobody is going to hurt me, or whatever it is you think might happen," Cadance.

"Well, I need to be sure. Last thing I need is for you to be replaced by some imposter," I reply while scanning her.

"Really?" Cadance says with a raised eyebrow.

"What? It happened to an alternative version of you in some far-off universe. And while Changeling Infiltration is impossible thanks to MIMIC, it doesn't mean some other bad actor could try to replace you, for some evil reason," I say seriously.

"Hehehehe, Rio, what would they even gain from that? I know you're a catch, but at most, they would cause a minor annoyance to either of us," Cadance says while kissing me on my cheek.

"Sigh. You're right. I... I just want to make this day perfect. You've put so much work into this day," I reply.

"This day is going to be perfect

The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small

Everypony will gather 'round

Say I look lovely in my gown." Cadnace sings with a smile, and I know she is messing with me.

I roll my eyes.

"For I oh so love the groom

All my thoughts he does consume," Cadance says with a flirtatious smile.

I blush a little and blow raspberries at her.

"This day has been just perfect

The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small

Everypony I'll soon control

Every stallion, mare, and foal

Who says a girl can't really have it all?" Cadance sings and ends with an evil cackle.

I narrow my eyes at her and then smile a bit before zapping her in the butt.

"OUCH!" Cadance yells and glares at me.

We glare at each other before devolving into laughter.

"Okay, okay, we'd best start getting ready. Which means I need to go so you can get into your dress," I reply after some time.

"Yes, I suppose it is. So that means you need to get into your suit. So go on and get you young buck!" Cadance says with a shooing motion.

I leave and start my preparations.

Sometime Later...

I stand at the altar as Here Comes The Bride starts playing. The large double doors open, and I see Cadance in all her glory. She looked... amazing. There were no words that could properly capture the feelings I felt at that moment. As she arrives at the altar beside me, we smile at each otehr and the music stops.

"Ladies and gentlemen. We are gathered here today to celebrate the union of Princess Mi Amora Cadenza and General Rio. The strength of their commitment is clear, the power of their love undeniable," Quiet says.

I was shocked when Quiet volunteered to be the master of ceremonies for the marriage, but I was glad she did it. 

"May I have the rings?" Quiet says, and Dogmeat comes forward to give the rings to her.

We all smile at the cutest dog in the universe. 

"Do you, Rio, take Cadance as your lawfully wedded wife?"

"I do," I say while staring deep into Cadance's eyes.

"And do you, Cadance, take Rio as your lawfully wedded husband?" Quiet asks.

"I do," Cadance says with a loving smile.

"If anyone should have objections, let them speak them now, if not..." Quiet starts, but she is interrupted.

"I object!" comes the slurred yell from someone in the back.

Everyone looks shocked, and they turn around to see who objected. I see who it is immediately, and soon after, Loona does as well, and she looks mortified.

"My Loony Toony should be the first wife! Not... Hic. Not this Princesssss..." Blitzo says before stumbling and falling on his face.

Loona walks over to him and gives Blitzo a death glare, but he's too drunk to notice. 

"Dad, you are embarrassing me!" Loona whisper-shouts.

"Ahhh, Loony, you called me dad," Blitzo slurrs and proceeds to vomit on Loona's dress.

I grimace and cast a quick cleaning spell. Loona's eyes had turned a murderous red, and several MIMIC agents approached to take Blitzo away. Loona goes with them.

"Ehem, well, other than those objections, does anyone else object?" Quiet asks.

Nobody speaks up.

"Then... I now pronounce you Husband and Wife. You may kiss," Quiet says.

We kiss, and I feel a massive burst of magic from the kiss. 

POV Cait

When they kiss, their horns touch, and a sphere of pure magic is formed. The sphere starts as the size of a golf ball but quickly grows large enough to envelop them both. Some people started to panic, but the Changelings acted really... odd. They started to drool. Before I could figure out what was happening, Rio and Cadance lifted off the ground. The sphere grew too bright to see anything clearly. Their forms blurred until a clear heart shape was seen.

[Image Here]

The heart was followed by a burst or explosion of magic. But it wasn't damaging, it felt... warm. Like when I embrace Rio. Or the feelings I feel for him in general. I also felt great and full of vigor. But I was snapped out of my thoughts by the loud clapping and cheering. I joined in.

It was then time for the party. My favorite part. Rio and Cadance walked to the dance floor and a song started playing.

(AN: Play Love Is In Bloom (Extended) | MLP: FiM [HD]on YouTube if you want otherwise the chapter is over so see you later, Ciao. )

"Love is in bloom

A beautiful bride, a handsome groom

Two hearts becoming one

A bond that cannot be undone because

Love is in bloom

A beautiful bride, a handsome groom

I said love is in bloom

You're starting a life and making room

For us

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Your special day

We celebrate now, the pony way

Your friends are all right here

Won't let these moments disappear because

Love is in bloom

A beautiful bride, a handsome groom

I said love is in bloom

You're starting a life and making room

For us (For us)

For us."

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