A young man, holding a large black spotted dog, walked over, but before he got close, the dog, with its tongue hanging out, suddenly seemed to smell something awful, like poison gas, and it freaked out. It twisted its head and bolted, and the man couldn't stop it even while holding the leash!
The smell drifted to the roadside, and a car drove up. The odor wafted into the window, and the driver, who was eating a sandwich, suddenly bulged his eyes and threw the sandwich out of the window.
This damn rotten sandwich, I'm never buying from that place again.
This smell is a freaking gas bomb!
From afar, the onlookers watching the farting rich lady nudged a man next to them with an elbow: "Buddy, how long has she been going?"
"No idea, but it hasn't stopped once."
"My God, this could be a Guinness World Record."
The others wholeheartedly agreed, assuming there was such a record in the Guinness book.
