"It's nothing more than a few pieces of clothing. To speak of it so gravely seems a bit of an overstatement, don't you think?" After a long silence, the Emperor finally spoke, his tone as placid as water.
"Your Majesty!" the green-robed Imperial Censor exclaimed, his expression grave. "While it may be just a few articles of clothing, they will corrupt the morals of our Great Zhou! If this continues, I fear all the women of the Great Zhou will become shameless wretches! We will surely become a laughingstock to neighboring kingdoms!"
"Is it that you are impeaching the Baron of Pingyang because you couldn't get your hands on any?" Emperor Jingtai asked unexpectedly.
As far as he knew, the racy lingerie from Qian's Cloth Shop was now nearly impossible to acquire. Many who wanted to buy it simply couldn't.
The ministers in the hall chuckled softly at his words.
The Emperor certainly had his moments of humor.
