Peter was having the time of his life.
Succubus: "You can suck my boobs if you want."
Peter: "I CAN?! Ohhh maa gaaawd… I can't believe I'm about to suck demon boobs."
Just as Peter leaned in, the Ring of Elements on his finger began to glow.
Peter: "Huh? What the hell's going on now?"
A voice echoed in his head.
Voice: "Peter… you must not suck her boobs."
Peter: "Wait… is that the old man?!"
Old Man: "Uhhh… no. It's the ring. Yeah. The ring is talking. Definitely not me spying on you."
Peter: "YOU PERVY BASTARD, YOU SAW EVERYTHING!"
Old Man: "No time to explain! Just don't fall under her spell!"
Peter: "Dammit… sorry, ladies. Playtime's over. I have to go kill your queen now."
The succubi hissed in rage and leapt at Peter.
Peter: "OH GOD THEY'RE CRAZY! I'm gonna die! Wait—THE SWORD!"
He unsheathed the light magic sword, and it burst with glowing energy.
Succubi: "AGHHHH! IT BURNS!"
Peter: "Time to exorcise these demon thots! HAAA!"He slashed through them, shouting dramatically. "GET PURIFIED!"
One epic slow-motion combo later, the succubi were dead.
Peter: "Whew… that was close. Now to kill the queen."
Meanwhile, deep inside the castle…
Succubus Queen Lilixia: "Tch. Looks like I'll have to seduce him myself."
Peter kicked down the main hall doors—and froze.
The Succubus Queen stood in the center, topless. Her curves defied logic. Her skin glowed like silk. Her boobs… absolute perfection.
Succubus Queen: "Welcome, Peter."
Peter (inner thoughts): Sweet holy anime thighs… she's INSANE HOT!
Succubus Queen: "You want me, don't you?"
Peter: "I… I can't lie. YES."
She walked up, breasts bouncing, voice like velvet.
Succubus Queen: "Then touch me. Play with me, hero..."
Peter gave in instantly. "SO SOFT! AHAHAHAHA!"
Lilixia (thinking): You fool. Keep going. I'll stab you through the heart...
Suddenly, the ring glowed again. Her face twisted in confusion.
Lilixia: "W-What's happening?!"
Peter: "DAMMIT OLD MAN, LET ME HAVE THIS!!"
Old Man (telepathic): "Too late. Time to burn the illusion."
The Ring of Elements flared, blasting Lilixia with purifying light—revealing her true form: an ancient, hideous hag with saggy demon parts and foul breath.
Peter: "AGHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOO!"
Lilixia: "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
She lunged. Peter screamed and ran, throwing furniture at her.
Peter: "STAY BACK YOU UGLY HAG!"
Old Man: "Use the sword, you idiot!"
Peter: "Oh right!"
He drew the blade and slashed her down mid-screech.
Peter: "EAT HOLY STEEL, DEMON!"
With one final anime-finisher-style attack, he beheaded her.
Old Man: "Take her head as proof!"
Peter: "Why do I always get the gross parts?!"
He shoved the rancid head in a sack and gagged.
Peter: "I'm gonna have nightmares for LIFE. But hey… at least I got to play with boobs."
Back at the Water Kingdom, Peter marched into the throne room.
Peter: "Your Highness! I, Peter the Hero of Nyland, have slain the Succubus Queen!"
King: "Do you have proof?"
Peter: "Right here." He dropped the sack on the ground with a squelch.
The court gasped.
King: "Impressive. A man of action… As promised, you may meet the princess."
Peter's heart raced. Trumpets blared. The grand hall doors opened.
And out walked the most breathtaking girl he had ever seen.
Peter (inner thoughts): OH MA GAAAWD. She's perfect… Gold hair, snow-white skin, ruby red eyes… AND THOSE BOOBS. LORD HAVE MERCY.
Peter: "Princess, I'm Peter! The Hero of Nyland! Slayer of the Succubus Queen! I have come… to marry you."
Princess (laughing): "HUH?! Marry me?! You think I'd marry an ugly little shrimp like you?! AHAHAHAHAHA!"
Peter: "Huh?"
Cue dramatic anime slow fall with shattered-heart sound effects.
Peter: "My kokoro… has been obliterated…"
Old Man: "PETER, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"