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"Why am I even doing this?"
"Oh, what are you doing?"
"Well, well, if it isn't the former president. You finally came, huh? You're late, you know? As punishment, I'm forcing you to participate in the school festival!"
I pointed at the former president with a high-pitched voice. And what I was doing was sticking mirrors to the floor of the student council room. They weren't just ordinary mirrors, but what you'd call magic mirrors. The top part has a mirror surface on the front and glass on the back, and there are lights installed beneath it, so you can clearly see what's reflected in the mirror.
"School festival... could it be something related to that?"
"Hmm, something like that. You see, Rias's group is doing a 'booby maid cafe,' and when the student council girls heard about it, they reacted by saying, 'Please do this for us.'
What kind of education are you giving them? Using someone above them like that is crazy."
"...What kind of 'booby maid cafe' is it? Also, I'd like to know what those girls are planning to do."
Since the former president asked me that, I had no choice but to explain. Thinking that, I stopped my work for a moment and turned to face the former president.
"Those guys... it's a maid cafe where they wear maid outfits that expose their chests. As for Rias, Akeno, and Asia, since they've given birth, they can produce breast milk, so it seems to be a maid cafe that offers that milk.
The student council members can't do that, so they're apparently doing a maid cafe with no-panties mini-skirts.
And for that, the preparations I'm doing now are necessary."
"Magic mirror and lights... I see, you're lighting it from below to reflect that state, is that it?"
"It really helps when you have that much understanding. That's why I moved everything in the student council room to a spare room in my house for now. It's in the way of the construction."
"However, with the magic mirrors and lights... there seem to be many fragile items, are they okay? I think some people might get injured if they break..."
"Ah, those are fine. I've made them incredibly strong. With my magic!"
Since I have almost infinite magic power, something like that is possible. In fact, I've used magic to make all the objects in this room extremely hard.
So, even if you drop a mug or something, it will never break.
"...I always think this, but you're surprisingly skillful. You make medicine, build facilities, and do all sorts of things."
"You think I'm clumsy... Ah, no... I guess it can't be helped if you think that."
Thinking about it carefully, I often overpowered things with my controller, so it can't be helped if I'm thought of that way.
"...By the way, it's a bit late to ask, but do I have to participate in that too? I'm already in the university division..."
"If you say that, Rias and the others are also being forced to participate, you know? And I'm making Tsubaki participate too... It's what you call a joint student council of the previous and current generations."
"In that case... Bennia isn't participating, right?"
"No, she's a familiar of the former president, not part of the student council. Well, that's how it is, so please don't enter this room for a while. This construction won't be finished for another three hours."
When I told her that, the former president nodded slightly and then silently left the student council room. Well, now all that's left is to make the room a mirror-paneled floor and then make maid outfits for the Occult Research Club and the student council.
"Here, how's this?"
"...You really are skillful. I didn't think you could even sew clothes."
At the Occult Research Club room. It was good that I showed the completed open-chested maid outfits to the Occult Research Club girls, but they said the same thing as the former president. What's with these guys? I'm not that clumsy.
"It's designed to properly expose the breasts. Well, there's one person who won't change much, and that's oof!"
"...My hand just slipped."
I took Koneko's spinning punch to the face, but I didn't care right now. No, because this is a dress meant to expose and emphasize the chest, but this person can't emphasize it at all!
"I feel like I could still punch even if time were stopped right now."
I don't think you can do that, but if you could, only a certain "Ora Ora" guy should do it, so please don't.
"Well, well... to be honest, it suits everyone well... The breast exposure thing is just an extra, an extra.
Alright, I still have things to do, so I'll be heading back."
"Yes, thank you for the cute maid outfits."
Saying that, I left the Occult Research Club room. Those were the maid outfits for the Occult Research Club. Now I'm going to make the maid outfits for the student council.
Well, there are original clothes for both maid outfits, so it's just a matter of making them into mini-skirts.
Conversely, the Occult Research Club's outfits were more troublesome because I had to consider each person's breast size, unlike the student council's. The student council's were very easy because I only had to consider the size of the clothes themselves.
"Alright, then... let's go make them."
"It's a hassle to make the same clothes. But using magic power is also... No choice, I'll just make them by hand."
In a certain room at Kuoh Academy, I was working on creating the maid outfits (Student Council Ver.). However, thinking about it carefully, I had forgotten that there were more members on their side, so I would have to make a correspondingly large number of them.
However, although I could create them all at once using magic power, it would take time to control that magic power, so I decided to make them by hand.
"...Hmm, the last one is finished... and it's quite something. I think I did a pretty good job myself, don't you think?"
I admired the finished product. If you want to call it self-praise, go ahead, I don't care at all.
"Is it done?"
The former president said as she entered the room. It was done, and I was the one who told the former president about this room, so it's not strange for her to come... but isn't the timing too perfect? Was she secretly watching from somewhere?
"Ah, the clothes and all the sets are complete. How were they?"
Frankly, I don't care about opinions like "I liked it" or "I didn't like it." Those things change with individual sensibilities.
That's why I'm asking the former president, because I want to know about any flaws or something. Since it's the former president, she's probably already gone to see them.
"Yes, the patterns and everything were good. However, since the floor is mirrored, some things don't quite match."
I wish you'd just close your eyes to that part, as it can't be helped. A mirrored floor probably won't match most rooms.
"Well, but aside from the mirrored floor... it was a good room."
"Right? It's a combination of the Sitri family's and Gremory family's maid outfits. It should be familiar to you all."
"...'All'? Does that mean the Occult Research Club... Rias and the others get the same thing?"
"The design is different, though. If the student council is going to compete against the Occult Research Club, they have to wear similar clothes, right?"
The former president nodded in understanding. It's fine if she understands... Speaking of which, the president's chest is about the same size as Koneko's... Whoa, careful there. I just learned that thinking anything inappropriate will definitely lead to a bad outcome. In fact, the former president's water magic is already churning in front of me, so I really shouldn't say anything careless.
"Now, go deliver these clothes to them. And I have to make the student council's signboard."
"Speaking of which, what about the people themselves?"
"Huh? They're on patrol, patrol. Checking if the cultural festival preparations are going well, if garbage is being properly sorted, things like that."
When I said that, the former president fell silent. It's fine if she's silent, but I wished for some kind of response or reaction.
"For now, I'll carry these clothes to the student council room. I'll also take the name tags placed here."
"Yes, yes, go right ahead."
Saying that, the former president took the name tags and maid outfits and left the room.
However... isn't the cultural festival probably the most enjoyable time in high school? Since individuals can't open their own shops, they decide what to do as a class, and then individuals do what they can... I have no intention of saying anything youthful like "it's good to get along," but that's probably when they're most motivated.
"Now, what should I do about the signboard?"
A standing signboard or something to put on top... The Occult Research Club is apparently using a standing signboard, so I'll make one for the student council too. That means I'll need materials. Alright, I guess I'll go gather them━━━
"Ah, it's done, it's done. I'm so tired, I want to go home and sleep."
I affixed the poster, which the student council had already made, to the finished signboard and set it up in front of the student council room.
With that, I finished my work and headed home. It's fine, I did the maid outfits and the signboard as I pleased. Those who used me like a puppet probably need a little punishment, though.
"I'm gonna go home and play some games..."
Saying that, I intended to stop by a fast-food restaurant on my way home and tried to enter the store. Then I heard voices from an alleyway.
"...stop..."
"...why..."
"Huh? Is alleyway rape popular again? Well, in this day and age, women have no escape. It's a tough world, really."
I felt like it, so I peeked into the alleyway. I thought if there was a good-looking woman, I'd join in and defile her too.
But, well... things don't always go as well as you say they do.
"I've been saying please stop for a while now..."
"What's wrong with it? It's not like you're a virgin in this day and age..."
In the alleyway were clearly shady-looking guys and Gasper. I pretended not to see that scene and entered the store, ordered a hamburger set from the staff, and started eating inside.
Right, hamburgers usually use meat, but it's also delicious with hot fried white fish or shrimp sandwiched in. I prefer it with the crispy coating. The crunchiness of the coating is more satisfying and delicious than thick meat.
"Delicious... The nuggets are also delicious."
I'd really worship the person who came up with barbecue sauce. It's a versatile sauce that's good for slathering on or just adding a little to bite into the meat.
The drink is also a lightly sweet one, so it cleanses your palate.
"Phew... thanks for the meal."
After finishing my meal, I sorted and properly discarded the trash, then left the store. I glanced towards the alleyway, but there was just a person leaning against the wall, dressed in semen-stained clothes, so I decided to go home without bothering.
"Man, eating it every day is a bit much, but hamburgers are really delicious if you eat them occasionally."
Huh? Irrelevant talk? That's right, I'm talking about this on purpose, so just ignore it.
"Oh, if it isn't Kaneo."
"Hm?"
I noticed Xenovia standing in front of me. She seemed to be holding a large number of flyers... What's that?
Noticing that I was looking, she held them up for a moment as if to readjust them, then tucked them under her arm again and started explaining.
"I'm the student council president, you see. I'm making and putting up posters for Kuoh Academy's school festival around this area and distributing them.
I've been distributing these by myself for a while to do this."
I see, that's why she made me do the work. The neighbors might know, but there might be some who don't. That's right, making posters and distributing them in the neighborhood and at the station was the student council's job.
"I see, well, good luck. I'm going home now to play with Ophis."
"Ah, I appreciate that you finished the preparations without a hitch, so I'll make it up to you sometime."
Saying that, Xenovia started distributing again. Speaking of which, she's doing both the student council's maid cafe and the Occult Research Club's maid cafe, isn't she? I think it must be tough doing both the president's duties and the Occult Research Club's activities... Well, it's fine.
"Ah, I want to go home, go home soon."
I have no intention of distributing posters. Let the remaining student council members promote the student council maid cafe.
And so, I walked past, glancing at the signboard with the poster on it.
Well, all in all, I'm looking forward to the school festival, too. There's a way to enjoy the school festival that's unique to it.
"Tomorrow, huh... I need to make sure I don't oversleep... Oh, I'll ask Xenovia to show me the shift later... She's wearing both outfits anyway, so I might as well see."
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