"All hail Husband-sama, our one true salvation!"
It began like most disasters at Yandere Academy: with good intentions, poor boundaries, and a deranged amount of embroidery.
At precisely 7:00 a.m., Rei staggered into the main hall of the academy, his eyes bleary, his hair more chaos than style, and his school tie strangling him like a judgmental snake.
He hadn't slept. Of course not because of homework but because sometime around 2 a.m., someone had whispered lullabies through the air vents in nine different languages. One was definitely infernal. Another sounded like Drakana's "I-miss-you" war chants.
And the third?
...Lilia humming the wedding march on loop while stitching his initials into her nightgown.
Needless to say, sanity was an endangered species.
[System Notification: Sanity Level – Critically Low]
[Suggested Action: Flee from school, from country or maybe from Planet.]
[WARNING: Lilia proximity detected. Activating Emergency Coping Protocol.]
