There were three things Rei had come to accept as fundamental laws of his existence:
1. Peace was a myth.
2. Privacy was a luxury.
3. And any educational institution he set foot in would inevitably devolve into a magical death trap filled with jealous lovers, exploding potions, and mysterious muffins with emotional manipulation enchantments.
But this morning… This morning was different. It started peacefully, birds chirped, sunlight filtered through stained glass windows and his tea was lukewarm instead of poisoned and then:
[System Update: Wife Faction Infiltration Detected in 7 Classes]
[Note: This academy is now 48% yandere-controlled.]
[Probability of Neutral Education: 2%. Also, nice knowing you.]
"Wait, what do you mean '48% yandere-controlled'?!" Rei shot upright in his dorm room, tea flying from his hands like a startled anime protagonist.
