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Should I stay or should I go

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Synopsis
A band of six lifelong friends, Norton Vance, Stanson Thorne, Luca Mercer Smarty Caldwell, YuShota Tanaka, and Alexander Tempest bound by an unbreakable brotherhood, find their ordinary lives explode into chaos when each is plunged into wildly improbable, interconnected predicaments all at once. From gang wars over toilet paper to forced drag races, secret agent hunts, and blackmailing actresses, their individual disasters quickly merge into a shared, escalating maelstrom of mayhem. Despite the absurdity, they leverage their unique, often flawed, personalities—from a "lady killer's" tournament ambition to a "chaos connoisseur's" live-streamed SWAT fight—to navigate relentless threats. Their loyalty is constantly tested as they question whether they should have ever gotten involved, yet they invariably face every challenge together. Ultimately, their journey becomes a wild, high-stakes ride through a world far crazier than they imagined, proving that even the most delinquent bonds can conquer anything.
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Chapter 1 - lick Old Wounds

The argument had been simmering for weeks, a low, constant heat beneath the surface of their apartment, but tonight it finally boiled over, scalding everything in its path.

Norton stood by the doorway, his hand already on the cool metal of the knob, a silent declaration of his intent. His ex-girlfriend, still fuming from his latest perceived slight, unleashed a torrent of accusations, her voice cracking with a mixture of anger and something that almost, almost, sounded like pain.

"You know what, Norton? I'm done! I'm completely, utterly, irrevocably done with you!" Each word was a hammer blow, designed to shatter the last fragments of what they had. Norton, usually quick with a playful retort, felt a cold calm settle over him. He'd reached his limit.

All the suffocating expectations, the one-sided conversations, the feeling of constantly walking on eggshells – it had all culminated in this moment. He pulled the door open, the faint sounds of the city street seeping in, a promise of freedom. He looked back at her, his jaw tight, his voice dangerously low, stripped of all its usual charm.

"Good. Because I'm done too. You want to know what you are? You're a bitch, and I want nothing to do with you. you can keep the money I lend you because I know that worthless junk is all you're ever going to eat."

The words hung in the air, sharp and final, severing any remaining ties. He didn't wait for a response, stepping out into the hallway, the click of the door echoing behind him. But even through the closing door, her shrill scream followed him, biting at his heels: "I'm fine! I don't care about you! I never loved you! Bye-bye loser!"

He kept walking, the words ringing hollow in his ears. Never loved you. he realized, was finally mutual.

How does that feel as a starting point? It establishes the harsh end of his relationship and his immediate, raw feelings as he walks away.

The harsh words of the breakup still echoed, but Norton pushed them aside, forcing a deep, cleansing breath. He pulled out his phone, earbuds already nestled in his ears, and the familiar opening notes of a song washed over him.

It was a track he'd shared countless times with the guys, a comfort in its rhythm and beat. His hands found their way into his pockets, and he let the music take over, a silent, internal jam session that always grounded him. As the notes flowed, a different thought began to surface, an undeniable pull.

"Might as well just go back there," he murmured to himself, the words barely a whisper against the music. "A place where I'm welcomed."

Norton, still lost in the rhythm, didn't just walk across the street; he grooved across it, his head bopping slightly to the unheard beat. Around him, the city hummed with its own particular brand of oddball charm. A barista, mid-cigarette break, was intensely training a pigeon to fetch discarded coffee sleeves. A guy in an impeccably tailored suit was attempting to parallel park a Smart Car into a space clearly too small, using a full-sized periscope. A street performer, dressed as a very sad hot dog, was mime-fighting an invisible existential crisis.

Further down, a young couple was meticulously taking photos of their dinner – two very plain hot dogs – on a silver platter, using a professional lighting setup right on the sidewalk.

The world was a mosaic of quiet eccentricities, utterly normal in its unorthodoxy, and Norton, in his musical bubble, was just another thread in it. He passed under a bridge graffitied not with a fantastical scene, but with a surprisingly detailed depiction of a squirrel attempting to pay its taxes.

Norton, in his musical bubble, was just another thread in it. He passed under a bridge graffitied with a mural of a giant, sentient teacup pouring tea into the ocean.

On the other side, rising like a silent sentinel against the backdrop of the busy, funny-normal street, stood an abandoned brick building, its windows like vacant eyes. This was the place. The unofficial headquarters. The only place he truly felt he belonged.

Norton pushed through the door of the old brick building, the thumping bass from his headphones abruptly silenced as he pulled them off. A wave of nerves hit him, a familiar knot in his stomach.

How would they take it? What would they think? Would they throw him a parade or a verbal firing squad? He thought about it, then mumbled to himself, "Oh, okay. Here we go.

I know these dudes are either gonna roast me or welcome me like nothing ever happened. Probably a mix of both." He figured it was time to start patching things up, no matter what.

Even from the doorway, he could hear the familiar din – the usual chatter about nothing and everything. Something about a rash where the sun don't shine, girls, the mundane weirdness of their lives. Classic.

He spotted them, clustered in the center of the room, just shooting the breeze. With his hands still in his pockets, he started walking toward them, a small, hopeful grin twitching at the corners of his mouth.

"Yo, boyz!" he called out, his voice cutting through their conversation. "I'm a little hungry. You guys got someplace to eat?" He tried to keep it light, a joke, hoping they'd get it.

They all turned, a collective snap of heads. Their expressions shifted from casual conversation to a mix of shock, surprise, and a flash of something like pure, unadulterated happiness.

The first to react was Luca "Lucky" Mercer. Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a sprinkle of freckles across his nose, he was a bit shorter than the rest but packed enough grit for a whole army. Lucky was the cheerful one, always respectful, always positive, never holding a grudge. His face lit up like a Christmas tree.

"Ooooooh, damn, it's Norton the lady tamer! What is up, my bro?" Lucky practically bounced over, arm outstretched, ready for their usual dap-up followed by a bone-crushing hug. "So good to see you again! You don't look fat anymore. Last time I checked, pal, you were in orbit!" He punctuated it with a friendly elbow to Norton's chest.

Then there was Smarty Caldwell, tall and lanky, his black hair combed back like a greaser from a '50s movie. He wore glasses that magnified his purple eyes, and even though he looked like a grown-up, he was just as childish as the rest of them. Smarty looked less happy, more… disappointed.

"Hmmmm well, that's a shame," Smarty drawled, adjusting his glasses. "So you left your girl, huh? Seriously, I wish you would've stuck around more. I didn't think you were the type to bail. Personally, I feel like you should've seen it through."

Even more irritated was Stanson Thorne. Brown hair, dark brown eyes, the little one of the group but surprisingly muscular – second most, probably. He was always gruff, rough, and had very strong opinions about women, none of them good. But beneath the harsh exterior, he was full of wisdom and common sense.

"Look who finally decided to show up," Stanson grumbled, crossing his arms. "I was honestly convinced you were never gonna come back after, what, how many years were you with that bitch?"

Then came the calm, the cool, the collected one: YuShota Tanaka. He didn't show much expression, but a faint, welcoming smile touched his lips.

Norton didn't know YuShota as well as the others; he was more of Lucky's friend. But Norton knew one thing for sure: YuShota lived and breathed boxing. That's all that mattered to him. He was Asian, with black hair and dark brown eyes.

"Oh, Norton. What's up, nice to see you again." YuShota said simply, then turned back to his punching bag, continuing his rhythmic thudding.

Finally, the walking, talking expressive face of anxiety, excitement, and pure gratitude: Alexander Tempest. for everybody in the group to calling by his nickname, his spiritual name Jackass the dumbass.

Norton remembered everything about this guy. He was just fun to be around, always saying the craziest stuff, a true ride-or-die through anything. His face was pure ecstasy. Jackass had a wild mop of red-orange hair, completely unkempt, never brushed, never under control.

His eyes were bloodshot red, though Norton suspected most of it was contacts and hair dye; still, it had always been his look.

Jackass screamed, a maniacal, almost gleeful laugh erupting from him. "Hahahaha! Well, would you look at that! Now I feel complete! Everything's back in order!"

He launched himself forward, practically tackling Norton in a huge bear hug, squeezing as hard as he could, patting him on the back like a drum. It was a brotherly hug that made up for all the years they hadn't spent together. Norton felt the tight grip, almost pushing the air out of him, but it was a welcome pressure.

Norton himself was just an average guy, maybe a little out of shape, definitely on the skinnier side. Not much for athletic activity. He had black hair – surprisingly, no gray hairs yet after dealing with his ex-girlfriend for so long.

His green eyes went well with his face; he was a good-looking dude, a real ladies' man, though his looks probably outshone his cleverness when it came to smart decisions.

"I'm just glad to be welcomed again," Norton said, managing to squeeze out the words. "I'd like to catch up, if you don't mind. Can we get a bite to eat?" he asked calmly, hoping the food would smooth over any remaining awkwardness.