Liebe said, "Yes, ma'am, I'm sure… but ma'am, why are you here? Aren't you pregnant? You should be resting."
Lilith replied, "I'm not pregnant. By any chance… are you—"
Licht said, "Oh God. Liebe is done for."
Alysa added, "We should start praying."
Elizabeth said, "May the poor soul rest in peace. Ameen."
Gelda joined in, "Should we do something to save him?"
Licht said, "Aren't you supposed to be his guard? Go ahead and take care of it."
Gelda shrugged, "I would, but this moment is far too priceless to ruin."
Alysa said, "Gelda, please quit. Someone has to save him."
Elizabeth chimed in, "Yeah, Mommy, it's a good thing you aren't my guard."
Lilith narrowed her eyes. "So... you're calling me fat?"
Liebe stammered, "No ma'am! I'm not calling you fat! No ma'am, I can't call you fat! It's not possible for me to call you fat! Someone else must be calling you fat! You can't be fat, ma'am, it's not possible! You're perfect! You look just over 10, and you could definitely be a model! Please forgive me! I didn't call you fat!!"
Licht said, "Oh well... looks like we'll need a new Vice-Captain."
Alysa said, "Sorry, Liebe. I'll definitely miss you."
Elizabeth muttered, "May my dear brother rest in peace."
Gelda said, "He was so young too… oh well, nothing we can do."
Just as Lilith was about to punch Liebe, she burst out laughing and said,
"No one has ever called me fat so many times in one apology!"
Licht said, "Wait, he gets to live?! Damn, now that's disappointing."
Alysa said, "Wow, he actually lived."
Elizabeth added, "He just fought the literal devil and still faints from fear of his mother."
Gelda said, "This moment is too good not to take a picture. That pregnancy brain really does wonders to a person."
Liebe fainted.
The paramedics asked, "Ma'am, what are we supposed to do? We're here to take them to CKH, but… should we even interrupt such a scene? Even the doctors are still crying."
Gelda said, "Oh well. Take these four, plus the young lord — he just fainted."
As they were being loaded into the ambulance, Gelda and Lilith took a walk.
Gelda said, "You might be the only fat person I know who's fat and still wants to walk. Guess being fat really does wonders, huh? And if walking gets too tiring, I'm always here to help teleport your fat ladyship."
Lilith punched her in the arm and said, "You done roasting me? It's people like you that make being pregnant even more annoying."
Gelda blinked. "Wait… what? You are pregnant? I hope you give birth to a healthy donut."
Lilith groaned, "Yeah, yeah. That's enough."
Gelda smirked, "Since you've been eating so many lately, I thought maybe one of them got you pregnant."
Lilith said dryly "Sadly, your jokes haven't improved."